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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 9h

innocently browsing jumpers and I'm sorry but what the fuck is happening here

A pink jumper. It has half arsed roll neck; is cropped just below the boobs; and has long sleeves with massive pink fluffy muffs at the wrists or something I don't even know.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/08/2023

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

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Robin June @celestialrobin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Quite an encyclopedia entry!

A screenshot from the Wikipedia entry on Stanislav Petrov. Encyclopedia Britannic noted his death with the words "He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race."[31]

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have only ever known two things about Crippen, one he was a doctor and second he murdered his wife, anyway turns out he was a doctor of homeopathy so HE WASN'T EVEN A REAL DOCTOR, my mind is blown, what a loser

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well that was an extremely Doctor Who episode of Strange New Worlds, and no I do not mean that as a compliment

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 24/09/2026

Saw a woman on TikTok who said she quit corporate at age 46 to become a beekeeper because “I would literally rather get stung by 10,000 bees than write ‘per my last email’ again” and you know what? I respect that

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ANYWAY Neagley is a great time, please all go and watch Neagley and tell Prime you love it, I need 10 more seasons of Competent Badass Woman being a competent badass woman immediately

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

carefully counting down every penny before payday and tesco have completely fucked me by putting a £192 hold on my account when all I wanted was £20 of petrol, that was an hour ago and it's still fucking pending which my fucking bank subtracts from my fucking balance, fuck you both tbh

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

to tune of No Sleep Till Brooklyn: NO. BRA. TILL MONDAY.

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

in what has to be a new record, I was literally just taking the Sports Direct mug out of the cupboard when a passing colleague went "that's a big mug isn't it"

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Variety on Tom Cruises's new movie: "the divide on this is going to be wide" Me, in the middle of a Brooklyn Nine Nine rewatch: TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Variety on Tom Cruises's new movie: "baffling, unpleasant and brave" Me, in the middle of a Brooklyn Nine Nine rewatch: TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

in a rare win at the monopoly game of life, the bloke has received a refund from HMRC. bracing ourselves for the universe to balance itself by sending us a chance card to wipe it out 👀

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Praise be to Past Boo for booking today off to recover from a wedding on Saturday, post covid my social skills and energy levels are rusty af

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the bloke has suggested getting a teasmade for the bedroom and do you know what I'm considering it

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The bloke is loving my reread of Rebecca. He especially loves it when I keep interrupting his book to tell him in what fresh way Maxim has infuriated me, which tbh is every time Maxim speaks lol #MaximdeWanker

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

in a perfect moment of synchronised idiocy, me and another lady who exited the loos at the same time simultaneously attempted to turn the taps on by waving our hands underneath them before realising they are analogue taps which need to be pushed down. we then made eye contact in mutual shame lol

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

That was an excellent season finale of Large Justice Hobo. Although I do boggle at the redshirt henchmen who see him pulverising all their pals and STILL be like, yeah *I* can take him

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Max de Winter smashing straight into the Top 5 Worst Proposals I Have Ever Read lol #Rebecca #MaxdeWanker

"I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool".

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

reading Rebecca and while it is very sad, even unfair, that I do not own and live in Manderley, I am truly blessed not to be married to Max de Winter.

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

remembered we have prosecco and orange juice so I guess that makes it bellini o'clock, fortunate as the Mission Impossible watch has reached Fallout

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hodder have released their 40th anniversary edition of It for £30. There's also a limited edition "deluxe" version for £75. And what do you get for more than double the price? So glad you asked, looks like an extra £35 will get you a slipcase and sprayed edges.

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Go Fuck Yourself 20th Century Fox Parody Meme

ALT: Go Fuck Yourself 20th Century Fox Parody Meme

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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.

A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

finally caught 100 fish in a row, it's only taken 3 years but I think we can all agree that was time well spent #AnimalCrossing

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You Make My Dreams Come True Dance

ALT: You Make My Dreams Come True Dance

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

really enjoyed rewatching Practical Magic so I had a look at the synopsis for the sequel and lol no I simply do not need that kind of negativity in my life

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I do like Trek but sometimes my HR brain gets really tripped up, like wtf do you mean that in this supposedly utopian future a request for family leave can repeatedly be denied

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

starting my day nearly getting murdered by some twat not indicating their intention to turn into McDonald's, I am not lovin it

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

watched the raygun doc and lolling at how she still comes across as a delusional dickhead in her own netflix puff piece

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

somehow only just watched 9 to 5 for the first time and honestly think it's one of the greatest films I've ever seen in my entire life

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I do NOT thank you for your email, and I send no compliments to your mother 😤

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

wow merry christmas to ME

Radio times graphic photo showing David Mitchell, a beaded man in a red tie and write woolen sweater with a pattern on the bottom half, stands smiling next to David suchet, an older man with glasses in a great suit and speckled tie. The text says “NEWS Ludwig confirms Christmas special with poirot legend David suchet and star stiffen cast.”

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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

accidentally activated the sleeping bloke as I was getting out of bed, now he keeps saying "brew for mr boo" 🤭

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