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The Jesse Marsch arc we are getting is so strange. None of these players or fans wanted this. It was transparently a political thing and a FIFA corruption thing. Is there anyone who is arguing it’s not. Honestly man, I am sorry you didn’t get the gig, but what the fuck?

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I grew a 19.8lb watermelon.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/10/2026

im in the criterion closet smoking a joint and exhaling into a toilet paper roll with dryer sheets rubber banded around it

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This guy HATES when the paper says bad things about him.

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think we have a sequel novel due before the end of the year.

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Crisis averted. Well done everyone!

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just signing every fundraiser sheet placed in the break room by my coworkers and waiting for them to come for the cash like loan sharks. Yes, I would line a box of Krispy Kream where every donut costs $2.50. $25 for a dozen cinnamon buns? Oh, hell yeah. No, I do not have that on me. I got you though

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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All that cheating just to get beaten by Tottenham Hotspur every season

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026

Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The stakes were higher than any of us knew…

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I mean, there isn’t even a point in doing a thread. Just Alta Vista “Cornell hazing” and watch the articles sprawl into the past. The university does not care about this shit in any way. They must have committed to change 100 times at this point.

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cornell University is not ever going to do anything to hold Greek life accountable because they want money from the alumni. It really is that simple. Something happens every couple years and they just rely on the fact most the people paying attention will be gone in 4 years max.

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Mohamed @moesquare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yeah call me when Man City aren't successful in weaseling their way out of this. Until then, I don't really care

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I regret to be the guy that tells you, but you will not be satisfied with the sanctions on Man City. And then when CAS cuts that penalty in half on appeal, oh man. I simply do not understand what more you need to see from the world to understand that the wealthy do not face consequences.

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Only the finest beef jerky

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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 22/09/2026

This website is for people who have shit like "political junkie" in their bio who have never read a book written for adults in their entire lives.

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The French are never in a billion years giving their dumb ball to a guy playing in MLS.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 15/09/2026

Tottenham are playing so I am tunnelling to the centre of the earth where they cannot hurt me

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If you’re putting out statements that include “both sides” in the first paragraph in 2026 man I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cmon. This is him PREPARED for this.

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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

About ten years ago I took drugs from a stranger in Germany and I'm pretty sure I'm still fucked up cause this cant be real life

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When you’ve talked yourself into a valuation that your cash flow could never justify in a billion years

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The implication here is that you think the other side is not engaged in criminal activity. Great indication of how you plan on conducting yourself should you find yourself in power.

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A lot of big decisions made in this one. Some good. Some…not.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026

is “Duel of the Fates” one of the best compositions john williams has ever produced?

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My 8th grade history teacher explained to the class, in detail, how he wished there were Muslims around because he wanted to rip them apart with his bare hands.

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is such a stupid and complicated way to become a podcaster.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My wife is 8.5 months pregnant and has just been saying “I’m fine” increasingly closer to tears and I feel like I’m watching the tide disappear before a tsunami.

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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Bentancur popping up everywhere

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