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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone

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Bicoastal beauty writer You know what happens if you don’t vote? You go to Hell. You know that, OK? You go to Hell

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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 05/10/2026
I don't post this text verbatim every time there's a story about a Republican politician or official who's a child sex abuser, because I would have to post it every day, and that's a real drag. But it's true. Republicans are constantly getting pinched for abusing children because they believe in it.
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[John Oliver voice]: Minecraft
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, we got inflation, but that shit's under control #InflationControlToothpaste
The Bluesky Trending list. Number three is "Trump says inflation under control"
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least I’m getting paid to endure this embarrassing shit
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Padres ML two nights running by far the easiest no-sweat locks I’ve ever made
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Losing a playoff game on the first pitch is admittedly impressive
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My beef's not with you, Padres, I know you can beat me, I was never arguing that, I think you're awesome, you're huge and fast, everyone can beat me
Rusty Vickers interviewing Fighting Jake Fletcher
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No Cubs No
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Republicans deserve everything Trump is doing to them
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You're going to have to explain this one
Bluesky's always accurate Trending list alerting everyone that Eastern Michigan has upset Wisconsin, which is probably news to the team that scored 54 points
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
America is a fundamentally broken country that was inevitably going to see an authoritarian ruler at some point. But it’s our saving grace that instead of an American Putin, we got a lazy dumbass who only cares about stealing money and putting his name on things.
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Nick @nickpowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The original comic from above, edited so the middle panel is replaced with two panels of the crip walking dog. The man is just as disgusted as before
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Executioner: Have fun in hell Me: You too! Ah, shi[electrocution noises]
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saw the flag at half staff and thought Dolly Parton
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
love that charlie kirks soul never got weighed and measured its just trapped in tiktok
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This Pico Armstrong guy
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What an image
Spider-man free Palestine
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Festival Playlist-ass track
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Of course Emperor Baby Boi is a piece of shit for doing it, no revelation there. But the idea that Iran would even attempt to kill its golden goose, who just can't stop laying eggs, is risible. Sun Tzu had something to say about this
Trump's befuddled idiot face, anuslike mouth slack and suffused with what passes as wonder inside his rotting cantaloupe
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Winning by a c-hair rules when you're the one doing it
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
PETE MOTHERFUCKING CROW ARMSTRONG
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I was moved at the deadline
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Aki Morimoto 森本秋 @atomic-doll.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Miss Namikawa #Godzilla #ゴジラ #pinup #monsterzero
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Been noted for an unsafe release. When? Just now
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Incroyable #TwinPeaks
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So tonight is a standard Kalshi Mentions speech
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Have to assume the number of people currently describing themselves as "absolutely gutted" is at peak levels
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"Your host Bryttanni from FanDuel" hits all day long, you're taking all of this [4d6 psychic dmg]
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I've seen several articles about the "unlikely alliance" (or similar phrasing) between Graham and Trump and give me a break. There is not a single thing surprising about a craven principle-free politician genuflecting before power. It is the most likely thing in the world.
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
[Distraught Woman]: I just got fired! *sob* [Sugar]: That's too bad. (beat) Pedro offers you his protection
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Far exceeding the remit of VAR
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lee Cronin's Mummy opening up the sarcophagus of the Worst Lead In Fitba
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple stands in their backyard, speaking directly to the “camera” in an interview. The woman says, “we called the Dog Whisperer because our dog will not stop crip-walking.” Panel 2: the couple is sitting across from Cesar Milan in their living room. Their little white dog is crip-walking. Panel 2: the dog continues crip-walking, really hittin that. Cesar Milan looks up at the couple and says, “honestly, I don’t know what to tell you”
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They’re treating us so unfairly
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Failing to cash in on a 50+minute power play is galling, gutting even
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Max, We’re Stoppin’
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If the first 250 years is any indication
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You pay for the 23-3 win by immediately losing by the same score the next day, it's just the law
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Does TayTay seriously think marrying this schlub in secret will prevent Bill from finding her and his baby
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Feels like there's fifteen different women named Rhaenyra
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
[ME, SEEING THE CUBS SCORE]: Are they taking the piss, m8? Havin a bit of a laff are they
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
my new console, bortcube, will exclusively play physical games designed for dumb fucking babies by dumb fucking babies. the launch title is a set of car keys that you put in the console and shake around to make that noise you like. they’re not my car keys and will need to be returned by cob
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The Famous Original Mr. Poasting Out Of His Own Send Zone @tenguleavings.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
How long do you think Daemon spent writing and rehearsing that little ditty
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/06/2026
hey so if you hate how Fandom wikis are bloated resource hogs i just learned you can go to "antifandom.com/whatever" and it loads a clean, ad and video-free proxy of the page
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