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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️

@tell-taleheart.bsky.social
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Posting about (in order of things that piss me off most to least): baseball, politics, and video games. "For he is on the side of justice, and you are on the side of chains!"

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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 4m
The Braves just pinch hit Rowdy Tellez lol
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 19m
This is such a genuine boomer opinion we should bottle it before they all die
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 7h
We are spending this much money, not for some vital national interest, but in order to secure oil shipments from the Gulf Monarchies to China so that oil prices don't spike before the midterms. There are Navy guys who haven't seen their family in 8 months doing it so the GOP can maybe win KS-SEN
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 8h
Diary entry from Wuhan January 4th 2020
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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 8h
The standard for covering Trump for his entire lifetime is ‘lying until proven otherwise.’ There isn’t a single aspect of the man’s life where he’s ever told the truth about anything. Stop falling for it.
nytimes.com
If the Kennedy Center Is ‘Dangerous,’ Why Is the Symphony Rehearsing There? (Gift Article)
The National Symphony Orchestra is practicing inside a building that President Trump and his allies say could fall on their heads.
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 9h
Phil coming off the fucking top rope with this elbow haha
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 10h
Today is the last day of the year with four baseball games 😞
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 06/10/2026
every time you analyze a poll seriously, make a commitment to $25-50 to a candidate, or commit to a day of doorknocking, that can balance you out
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is incredible shade from another authoritarian losing a war and dealing with an outbreak
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At best they should want a philosopher king, but knowing that would require them to have read something in their lives
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Kysaku Natsume 🇲🇽🇯🇵🇺🇦 @kysakunatsume.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
San Diego gets nuked but at least the carriers are safe in the Persian Gulf.
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 05/10/2026
Yang wen-li, a character from Legend of the Galactic Heroes, saying in two panels "I believe that being ruled by the worst democracy is preferable to being ruled by the best autocracy"
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
for a minute @hurricanexyz.bsky.social has been saying that Legend of the Galactic Heroes is his favorite piece of political theory and now that I am 15 hours into the series I get it. i’m totally Yang Wen-li-pilled.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 05/10/2026
i know some of you live in these states, go check your registration right now
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning everyone
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JosABats @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PAT SAID VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do think it's important to give grace to people who realize they made the wrong choice. I don't want to. but other nicer people def should do that. I dont give a shit.
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Once again: a lot voters in 2024 made up an imaginary Trump (with media help!) to vote for. They didn't listen to what he said he was planning to do, in their mind he was just going to reset the world back to spring of 2016 and everything was going to be okay.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Truly gross stuff.
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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do not be sorry. It’s bullshit.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uh
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I, uh, I can't help but notice you left out the slaver's rebellion or the Nazis on the list of people to go fight. Funny, that.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He had all afternoon and this is the best he could come up with. Great ratio!
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astros fans booing but like, what did you expect to see when you showed up here today?
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two ideas, held at once: 1. Playoff expansion is bad for the regular season and makes the playoffs a slog. Eight teams is best. 2. The next 36 hours are a lot of fun. Enjoy the games, everyone.
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 29/09/2026
Our guys. 🥹
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOP at large:
static.klipy.com
Ostrich Head in Sand (Blind Man)
ALT: Ostrich Head in Sand (Blind Man)
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SHAME IS DEAD. LONG LIVE SHAME.
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RUN. THROUGH. THE. TAPE.
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Rob Cyran @robcyran.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A lot of policy in this admin is about getting a headline.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty)
photo of Schmitt's team holding up a poster board that made false claims about Jack Smith's whereabouts in February 2024
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He thought he was making the Fox News clip of the hearing when he was making the MSNOW clip.
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Tisiphone @tisiphone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Irony jumped the tracks, careened down the embankment, crashed through a circus, drove over a mink farm, and finaly plowed into a protected wetland where it rolled over, leaking oil, and exploded, raining down smoking clown shrapnel and flaming weasels all over the countryside." -Stonekettle
Three clips from Mark Rubio:

"Iran is run by radical people who believe it's their religious calling to bring about the apocalypse."

"Any time Iran gets money, they choose to spend that money on military weapons rather than on their people."

"One of the problems with Cuba is it's fueled by corruption and theft where a handful of ndividuals are lining their pockets at the expense of the entire country."
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what they're going with, when their constituency couldn’t handle being asked to wear a mask and not go out to eat for three months.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I understand correctly they seem to be in a race to build god (good) before somebody less responsible goes and builds god (evil), or worse, god (Chinese)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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Dumbstash @dnlmsstch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If they haven't called Florida by the time California is done voting- its a good night
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Rose 🇭🇰🇺🇦 @rosewasnthere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would like to kindly request people stop throwing away the prosperity, stability, and freedoms we've managed to consistently enjoy for decades, all to help enrich a bunch of racist charlatans.
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean it's just not a contest
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 25/09/2026
In 1966, Matty Alou won the National League batting title with a .342 average, becoming the first Dominican-born player to win a batting title in MLB history.🇩🇴
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Tell-Tale Heart 🏴‍☠️ @tell-taleheart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A season that somehow defied the expectations from spring but undershot the potential of the roster is so on brand for us…
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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Jack Harrison @jlharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only way your pilot's kink is going to have an impact on flight safety is if they're really into that voice that says "sink rate, pull up! pull up!"
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