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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 50m

Shut up, Al. Your first toy was a hoop and a stick you old prick.

Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 57m

I’ll give the Browns one more quarter and then I’m giving up and going to bed. This is stupid ugly. Wait, Rodgler pick! We are so back!!!!

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 1h

If you’re committing a penalty on half of all snaps you really should be able to not give up non-penalty yards on every play.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 1h

Do not be sorry. It’s bullshit.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 1h

Death, taxes, and Al and The Herb glazing the league’s biggest dickhead white dudes.

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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 11h

I want to believe that someone at the Times knew what they were doing here.

New York Times homepage link reading:
FRANK BRUNI AND BRET STEPHENS:
Behold the Paragons of Rank Incompetence

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ringa ringa roses @zyla.top · 3h

campus police work for the universities, universities are ranked based on safety, safety ratings based on campus police crime reports, you can see how this works

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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 6h

Plus, there is a significant risk of sexual assault or harassment *by* police during the reporting process. I always think about Lauren McCluskey's story of calling the police over 30 times before she was murdered. They didn't help her, but they did do this:

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University of Utah police officer showed off explicit photos of Lauren McCluskey to his co-worker

UPDATE: Logan police announced <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2020/05/17/logan-police-will" target=_blank>an internal affairs investigation into Officer Miguel Deras</...

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 3h

In the Time interview Trump said gas in Iowa is below $2/gal and baby Ashley Hinton’s gotta love it.

AAA showing average Iowa gas price at $4.20. Nice.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 4h

Speed cameras work. I’m just begging DC drivers to understand you don’t have to go five under to not trigger a ticket.

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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 5h

absolutely incredible shit

On his 58th birthday, Goessling met his birth mother in person and later connected with his biological father over the phone. When Goessling asked what he did for a living, his father mentioned he was a musician preparing to tour through St. Louis that summer.

"And I said, 'Are you Michael McDonald?" Goessling said. "And he said, 'Yeah, I'm afraid so."

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 5h

I read an article in which Will Shortz said every puzzle solve should come with a 'fun aha' moment and that is not what Will has been providing at the Times for at least a decade. Most solves end with 'are you fucking kidding?' 'fuck this editor and constructor' and 'this should be enjoyable.'

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 5h

Call the gas company because they changed their website and now your old login doesn’t work. They ask for about five bits of PII before asking me the email I’m register at. They say the email is wrong. Listen Buster you’ve been sending me bills to that email for six years so maybe I don’t pay?

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 5h

I tell people never go to campus cops because they don’t care but the local cops didn’t cover themselves in glory either. But definitely don’t bother with campus cops. These is disgusting. Fire everyone involved.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 6h

Hacking Grok so it will tell Trump to force McDonald’s to make the McRib a standard menu item that only costs $1.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 7h

The long season should mean something. Building a complete roster should mean something. Otherwise why are we playing 162? So an 87 win team with two decent starters and a closer can get hot and win a three-game series? No. Too many wildcards. Division winners plus next best two across MLB.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 7h

On second thought, you do not need to read the Trump Time interview. It’s the same babbling with him dropping “shit” a few times, not knowing basic facts, obsessing about White House construction projects, and with a fair bit of racism. Another day ending in Y.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 8h

Lyndon Johnson, who was famously never asked why Vietnam was taking so long.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 8h

Is it good when your best pitcher and first baseman are trashing their manager and organization after being swept out of the playoffs when they should be partly blaming their boneheaded catcher for tossing the game into the Harlem River?

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It's Craigin' Time @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 19h

They say no one can hear you scream in space, but they don't say anything about people cheering as you're shoved out an airlock. Orbit's demise was the loudest reaction Houston heard all series.

Astros mascot Orbit with ELIMINATED underneath

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 21h

Mark Grant must be kept away from a microphone. Non-Padres fans shouldn’t have to suffer, too.

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 21h

It's cool that the American political system gave ultimate control of the nuclear football to a senile pedophile twice, including a popular vote win after a failed coup attempt. Anyway, you should be our ally.

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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 21h

Cornell is thinking: If we refund Jane Doe's tuition every girl who got gang raped at our school is going to want a refund and who can afford that?

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 21h

Pete Crow-Armstrong is who he is and if you’re expecting him to mature after becoming league MVP (by default) then you don’t know this kind of guy.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 22h

I’m Team Pads because the most obnoxious person I know is a huge Cubs fan. Apologies to Cubs fans but you have to answer for this one guy.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 22h

I don’t believe Palencia wasn’t trying to hit him.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 22h

It’s absurd Peacock doesn’t offer a multicast when these games overlap this much.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 22h

Please run these in every state with a Senate election and in all swing districts. People will love it, sir. They love your war.

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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 30/09/2026

Roberto Clemente penned his name into baseball’s history books when he collected his 3,000th hit. He became the first Latino player to reach that milestone, and it was the final hit of his career.🇵🇷

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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

1: Because I am so fucking tired of this, no state is a "rapestate," fuck you & the Nazis literally murdered tens of millions by bullets & death camps. Go study, you wretched child. 2: Campism is the refuge of small minds; the wickedness of individuals does not justify bigotry.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 23h

what are we doing here? just a profound tragedy in the service of cruelty

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 23h

Red Sox pronounced dead at 10:18 ET, September 30, 2026. In lieu of flowers please send them a catcher.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 23h

Jesus Christ these people are monsters.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 23h

Why are we alibiing a guy whose defensive lapses just caused this mess? It wasn’t that the sweeper swept it’s that he didn’t pick up and throw when he should know the guy in the box is fast as hell.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 23h

I think the baseball gods now oppose very slow home run trots when your team is still losing.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 23h

Are the Red Sox always like this?

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 23h

Odd they they were spending a lot of time slamming sending Rice but haven’t mentioned that Adley just cost his team at least one run.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 23h

You shouldn’t have to challenge that call because it should have been right the first time. It wasn’t that close.

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The send was bad but we’re done with the discussion now guys. There’s a game actually happening now.

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Patrick @thuartpeatrick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hate my morning commute but seeing a “Live Fast, Eat Ass” bumper sticker on a car with an End Alzheimer’s license plate makes it all worthwhile

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The Senate candidate is up five but somehow the gubernatorial is only up two?! How?! They’re the same fucking number. The same.

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Did an extremely fun commission for @rachelsacksmph.bsky.social and @michaellehrer.bsky.social!

Chief O'Brien in his Niners baseball uniform with the slogan "He was more than a hero... HE WAS A UNION Man!"

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

another incredible Murakami champagne celebration interview (via CHSN White Sox)

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#1 Shoup Fan @oneshoup.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

We don't curse Newt Gingrich enough for destroying congressional staffing

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Philip K. Dick Trickle @pkdtrickle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If Aaron Rodgers had been in my locker room for an entire season I’d get heavily into Minecraft, too.

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