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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 38m
Funniest thing he’s ever done honestly
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charles entertainment manson @rexcoolguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hi there, I'm a meat automaton God forgot to put a soul in, and I have some exciting news about AI
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.wren (bubonic) @ratfem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the pinnacle of hotdogposting
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 26/09/2026
popping the top off my "iced coffee" mid job interview to reveal that it's filled with spring-loaded snakes
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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teddu @teddu.world · 24/09/2026
just updated my work macbook and the new os is so ugly
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 23/09/2026
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 22/09/2026
Trying to get a big bump to set me up for next month 🙏🏻
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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GEEZERS BUTLER @chirpendale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cagey BeA.I.st
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is very powerful
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New: Macklemore will donate entire $1M of his earnings from Ed Sheeran's tour to six orgs helping Palestinians — and invites Robert Kraft to match him. Says he wants to center Palestinians being killed + journalists & aid workers who keep going. "Their risk is of a far different order than mine."
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
That is what this has always been about. Not me. Not a tour. Not the headlines or the controversy. It is about Palestinians right to freedom, dignity and safety in their own homeland. I want to center the parents carrying their children into hospitals without the basic resources to treat them, and the physicians, paramedics, journalists and aid workers who keep going back in. I want to center the organizers and activists who have paid real costs for standing with Palestine. Their risk is of a far different order than mine.
Just yesterday, 15 year old Muhammad al Zinati was killed in an Israeli strike while rushing to help aid worker Sherif Lubbad, who had already been injured. He was a child. Both were murdered. Both should be alive. And the ones still under the rubble, whose names exist only in the memories of people who may not have survived to speak them. Writing a check is one of the least costly forms of solidarity available to me. I am doing it because I can, and because these organizations are doing the work while much of the world debates it.
But aid alone cannot address the conditions that make it necessary. This is a manmade injustice, and I believe it requires immediate political change. Palestinians have lived for decades without basic rights and should not have to wait another day to be free. That is where my focus will remain. I will …
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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teddu @teddu.world · 15/09/2026
I quit caffeine and weed 2 weeks ago and I’m ngl it sucks ass
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Six days later hes caught on tape selling fake pardons lol www.tmz.com/2026/09/14/b...
Quote from the article
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teddu @teddu.world · 11/09/2026
Maybe my favorite account on here tbh
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 11/09/2026
(chipper TTS voice): "Who will you hurt next?"
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teddu @teddu.world · 08/09/2026
my current pc setup is something i cobbled together out of scraps my company was getting rid of and i am running a kinda nonstandard linux distro on it so when i started having monitor issues i figured some combo of that would be the culprit but it turns out my cable was just loose
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 22/08/2026
caffeine has no negative effects and can’t hurt you if you’re pure of heart
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teddu @teddu.world · 21/08/2026
I’ve been bad at posting but we adopted another dog and he’s a little goblin man
Goblin dog in the grass
Goblin dog on the stairsGoblin dog laying in his cageGoblin dog laying on me
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking
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シャポコ🌵 @shapoco.net · 18/08/2026
らくがき
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NOT HAPPY DRIVER @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us · 18/08/2026
choose your Boop
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 17/08/2026
Matre d' voice: your elf sir
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 15/06/2026
A finance bro Vegeta
Art of Vegeta standing on a plateau with his arms crossed, powering up but he's wearing a vest, plaid dress shirt, khaki pants, and brown shoes with no socks, much like a stereotypical finance bro.
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frankenstein friday @frankensteinfriday.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
conveying vaccine misinformation to an american: imagine a bottle of soda
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teddu @teddu.world · 11/08/2026
garfield shirt really makes it, absolute king shit
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Eminem News
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 13
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 21/07/2026
I wonder if people realize how much of our policy toward China serves to protect our billionaires in the name of national security
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mitch McConnell happily contemplates Garfield Hentai
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reviewbrah leftist radicalization arc
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
for my money this is the absolute pinnacle of bluesky scolding:
screenshot of a post about alt text but i'm not going to explain it because that's part of the joke.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 24/06/2026
New British PM named Lump Plonker
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teddu @teddu.world · 24/06/2026
this app won't have the same sauce as twitter if they force a "rude" disclaimer whenever i try and send a politician a photo of a pig shitting on it's own balls
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
tim pool needs to ease up and lose the beanie, but marc andreessen should start wearing one
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 22/06/2026
Using a steam machine to run libreoffice
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/06/2026
you people loved slime in the 90s. slime, getting slimed. slime-themed drinks. but when the president puts slime on the national mall you want to crucify him for it
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/06/2026
found a guy on the local LLM subreddit who tests open source models running on his computer by asking the program to animate a doner kebab on a spit
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America
Image via Dreamworks Animation
Politics
Ohio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senator
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teddu @teddu.world · 12/06/2026
its really crazy to me that a guy with a trillion dollars lives a worse life than me, a guy with a couple thousand dollars
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Justin Pearson @justinpearson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Locust "Book of Bot" live on Fuel TV's The Daily Habit May 17th, 2007.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Since minimizing the meat I eat, I've realized that the vegetarian option at most lunch spots is a sandwich called "The Garden Idiot" that's just two pounds of hummus and an onion between a couple slices of bread
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
A very cool read. I will say that the one thing I don't see mentioned is the actual accessibility of the infrastructure for disabled people. You could have a destination one-minute away, but if you're blind or in a wheelchair, infrastructure gaps may make that trip impossible.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/06/2026
kid named goku brutally bullying slightly younger kid named grogu
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