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Tim Newport (they/them)

@teanewport.com
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I work in books (not the fun kind), play ice hockey and make things. Naarm's keenest bean. 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 Yes, I know my site is down.

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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In order to reduce sibling rivalry we've introduced the new baby as an essentially tragic figure who's crying all the time bc he can't eat all the delicious foods the toddler can eat. I think its working but this morning the toddler solemnly told me "baby cryin cus e can't eat pineapple... Or bugs"
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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🍞She’s here at last!🍞 My zine about living with coeliac disease is REAL! I’ll be selling this at a few upcoming shows as well as online soon!
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Tim Smyth @historycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reading is reading. There is no such thing as a reluctant reader, we just need to find the right connection.
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sam @samthielman.com · 10/02/2024
Carl Barks
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Paul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
Greeting card sent from Osamu Tezuka to Carl Barks.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not too late to join the insomnia competition! You snooze, you lose.
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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 22/09/2026
found @kierongillen.bsky.social's defense of Bill Gates in Gordon's right armpit www.pcgamer.com/hardware/i-t...
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This photo mosaic was built using PC Gamer pages from 2004. Can you guess the game already?
Zoom out and see how quickly you figure out what the game art is.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 18/03/2026
This is basically what 99% of children's television was like in the UK in the 1970s.
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ᴄᴀʟᴜᴍ ᴀʟᴇxᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴛ @calumalexanderwatt.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
G Y R O
a couple of ridiculously designed one-wheeled gyroscopic bikes in bright colours - imagine the size of the foot pump!!!
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
watching baseball
Italian dugout with a graphic showing pasta consumption in pounds per capita
Italy 51.4
Tunisia 37.5
Venezuela 30
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It is unorthodox, but I've released the digital files for JANUARY for free on itch.io before our Kickstarter has even ended! That's for two reasons - the game is done, AND I think you'll see the value of this as a beautiful, tactile and physical object. itch link here: sawdustbear.itch.io/january
A mockup of the JANUARY postcard book, although the actual print copies are upgraded to be even fancier than this.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/03/2026
is it hard | patreon.com/lubchansky

TRUE STORY COMICS

PANEL 1: MATTIE is outside a bar. Next to her, an OLDER GUY in a neck brace is smoking a cigarette.
GUY: Waiting for someone?
MATTIE: Yeah, our friends.
GUY: I used to live here.

PANEL 2; The GUY doing such a weird little walk.
GUY: Now I live in Florida. I met Faye Dunaway there. She was walking on the side of the road exactly like this.
GUY: Everyone says she's mean, but she's very nice. She brought cookies to the gay gym, to meet all of us.

PANEL 3: The GUY taking a drag.
GUY: Is it hard?
MATTIE: hmm?
GUY: Being a tall girl. 

PANEL 4: MATTIE, taken aback.
MATTIE: …

PANEL 5: MATTIE closes her eyes.
MATTIE: …yes.
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Nichole @tnwhiskeywoman.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i'm sorry this is so funny. great stuff www.404media.co/ceo-ignores-...
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CEO Asks ChatGPT How to Void $250 Million Contract, Ignores His Lawyers, Loses Terribly in Court
The CEO of Krafton used ChatGPT to push out the head of the studio developing Subnautica 2 against the advice of his own legal team and failed miserably.
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Shannon Ellery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is an enormous step forward for women of people.
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Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
WIZARDS (1977) poster art by Wendy Pini
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👼™ @cooltimesonline.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
How it feels lugging around my stupid dumb camera because its more fun
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Coliseum of Comics @coliseumofcomics.com · 16/03/2026
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
episode 008
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Big news for Revacholian cryptozoologists
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Charlie Connelly @charlieconnelly.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I love that the church in Whitby needs to display this sign.
Please do not ask staff where Dracula’s grave is as there isn’t one. Thank you.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
episode 093
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MariNaomi (they/them) @marinaomi.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Every day you are alive is a day you can change your life.
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Serrels @serrels.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A reminder that we're dead keen for pitches. Got a bunch in here already, but if you have a dream story, or a story only you can tell, chuck it in the form. Also we're looking for illustrators! We have some onboard already but we need more! Any Qs slide into my DMs!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
When your corgi is buffering
Corgi behind a window making an illusion of blocks like pixelation
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Emily Thomas 🦤🏳️‍🌈 @zhejiang0pterus.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The new Netflix series The Dinosaurs features two azhdarchids, Arambourgiania and Hatzegopteryx. Both are portrayed in their capacity as eaters of small dinosaurs and general menaces. And they look gorgeous
The Hatzegopteryx from The Dinosaurs (2026). It is a short-necked azhdarchid with a robust beak, wrinkly skin on the head, and a gray-black color pattern. It is surrounded by fog and horsetailsThe Arambourgiania from The Dinosaurs (2026). It is a long-necked, lanky azhdarchid, with an orange-brown neck and body and dark gray limbs and head. It stands in the middle of a nesting colony of the hadrosaur Edmontosaurus, who are on both sides of it and not happy that it's there.
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Scotty Ray @theterminizer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You've been hit by You've been hit by a
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Werner Herzog with a word bubble coming out of his mouth, inviting you to imagine him speaking the quoted post.
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ilovecomputers ℹ️❤️🖥 @ilove.computer · 12/03/2026
Even if my industry thinks AI is as capable as they’re deluding themselves that it is, you’re making yourself obsolete! You’re not making your job appear secure by showing what an eager adopter you are. You’re showing your boss how to fire you.
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 12/03/2026
Somehow I won best costume for this
 White macsuline person with blond hair lit brightly. They are dressed as  Max Headroom.A white masculine person wearing a cardboard tv around their head. They are dressed as Max Headroom.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
always watching….. get your staring cat plushie before it’s gone 👁️👁️ www.makeship.com/products/sta...
staring cat plushie staring at you from a tree
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 11/03/2026
Hello I am going to be in the first issue of this! Despite this fact people seem to really like the idea and it is already funded in less than a day! Very good! Go support it more! Magazines good!
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I cast the remix to ignition, hot and fresh out the kitchen, mama rolling that d20 got every mage in here wishin’, sipping potions and rum, I’m like so what I’m drunk, it’s the freakin’ weekend baby I’m about to roleplay for fun
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 11/03/2026
wednesday night d&d me: i cast "ignition" gm: okay me: they call it an obsession gm: huh? me: i think it's kinda bitchin' gm: please shut the fuck up me: i think it's kinda neeeaaattt gm: ... me: WHOA-OH-OH-OH I'M A PYRO
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Dark and Wondrous - it's in the trees! it's coming! @darkandwondrous.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ron Cobb, near-forgotten genius political cartoonist. He also did visual design of technology for the first Alien film and countless other scifi movies in the 70s/80s. Including the Weyland-Yutani Semiotic Standard - a visual language used for Nostromo signage.
Ron Cobb's Weyland-Yutani Semiotic Standard for Alien (1979), a set of desktop-icon-like symbols that lent authenticity to signage and labels on The Nostromo.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
me: hello i would like to look at the website please website: whoa there pardner! what’s your hurry! you still have to accept cookies! me: ok. can i look now website: you don’t want 10% off your first purchase?! me: do i have to or website: TOO SLOW! the page is reloading! due to your failures!
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Mel Gillman @mgillman.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Okay I LOVE this youraislopbores.me
A screenshot of youraislopbores.me showing a prompt “woodchuck, chucking wood” and a response drawing which belongs in the louvre
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.
You know, they straightened out the Mississippi River in places, to make room for houses and livable acreage. Occasionally the river floods these places. "Floods" is the word they use, but in fact it is not flooding; it is remembering. Remembering where it used to be. All water has a perfect memory and is forever trying to get back to where it was.
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Many Sided Media @manysidedmedia.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Truly the end of an era. If you’ve never listened to Planet Arcana, now is a good time to start. If you’ve listened to every episode of Planet Arcana, now is a good time to run in back :)
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formyths @ nycc c36 @formyths.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
finished reading the nausicaä manga recently and unsurprisingly liked it a lot.. 4 color risograph print (cornflower, bright olive green, bright red, hunter green)
fanart of the nausicaa manga: small inset panels of fires raging, the fungal forest, and the white glider in a blue sky, over a background of columns of petrified fungi, slowly collapsing into still water and darkness.
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Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
TIL: Chester, Illinois has a "Popeye Trail" of 19 statues (28 characters) situated throughout the city in honor of hometown hero Elzie Segar. Beyond the main cast they have Castor/The Whiffle Hen, The Sea Hag/Bernard, Alice the Goon & Child, King Blozo, Toar & more. I have a nerdly urge to visit.
Eight Popeye-related statues displayed throughout the city of Chester, Illinois, where Thimble Theater/Popeye creator Elzie Segar was born and raised. Statues shown are Popeye, Olive Oyl with Swee'Pea and Eugene the Jeep, Alice the Goon, Poopdeck Pappy, Brutus/Bluto, King Blozo, The Sea Hag and Roughhouse.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
episode 075
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Good morning, Bluesky. Y'all wanna think about "Spirited Away" a whole lot? www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ye0...
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The Real Legends & Creatures of: Spirited Away
YouTube video by Guardianz
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finrodsauronverynsfwprivatefolderdonotlook @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
159. i love basically everything by goya, but this image, 'fight with cudgels,' has always felt especially poignant to me. two fucking idiots drowning in the muck trying to murder each other.
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