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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 12/03/2026

Somehow I won best costume for this

White macsuline person with blond hair lit brightly. They are dressed as Max Headroom.

A white masculine person wearing a cardboard tv around their head. They are dressed as Max Headroom.

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 02/11/2025

what a day to bite my nails to the quick

a nervous-looking white person wearing glasses and a Blue Jays hat sits in a backyard with an orange tree

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 21/10/2025

It's my birthday this week, so I treated myself to a little present: a DIY homage to Dirk Pitt's classic Doxa watch.

a titanium watch with an orange dial, black hands and a crown ring inscribed with non-decompression times for various depths

Matthew McConaughy wearing a keffiyeh and a silver watch with an orange dial, looking through a spotting scope

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 15/10/2025

She's having so much fun not being a lead

Dorothy Lamour wears a stunning crystal crown next to an unfortunately dressed Bob Hope

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 15/10/2025

#nw: ROAD TO HONG KONG (1962) A very solid capstone on a rocky series, this time riffing James Bond. Yep, MGM sent them to space in this one. Come for the musical numbers, stay for the truly disturbing "banana machine" sequence.

Bing Crosby and Bob Hope wear ill-fitting space suits in a black and white film

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 11/09/2025

#nw ROAD TO RIO (1947) Not as silly as UTOPIA, but worth it for Dorothy Lamour stealing every scene in increasingly incredible outfits

A vintage photo of a white woman in a sparkling white dress with a heart-shaped cutout, decorated with an arrow

A vintage photo of a white woman in a wide black dress with floral detailing on the arms and chest

A vintage photo of a white woman on a tight sheet dress and a sheer cape

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 28/06/2025

and we're off! Oath of Vengeance Paladin.

screenshot of Baldur's Gate 3: a person with dappled brown skin stands facing the camera, named Perce

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 04/06/2025

real shame they didn't go for a pocket-reveal nutsack

a shirt pocket is open to reveal a cat flipping you off

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 05/04/2025

much is made of McGuinness' ability to draw sexy ladies, but I think his real strength lay in drawing long-suffering men

A man in a suit looks wearily on as a woman (cropped out) jumps on a trampoline

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 18/03/2025

time to get a second cartoonishly-oversized book to go with my first cartoonishly-oversized book

a 16-inch-tall book entitled "the tomorrow girl"

a 16-inch-tall book entitled "dark science"

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 12/03/2025

shout out to last week when I attended a prison-themed party held in a prison

A person wears a black suit with white trim and a straw wide brimmed hat

a person wearing a straw wide brimmed hat looks through a circle formed by their forefinger and thumb. It's not the white power symbol.

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 31/12/2024

Happy New Year's you filthy animals

a living room with a cat in the foreground and the movie Clueless in the background

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 11/12/2024

If you like doing a little science experiment every morning, I can highly recommend a Bialetti variant (or three!)

three moka-pot coffee makers: a Brikka, a Mukka (painted like a cow) and a ceramic one with a floral pattern.

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 08/12/2024

#shelfie (sort of): sorting out my graphic novel shelf, and I'm quite proud of the webcomics represented here

A collection of books including Hark A Vagrant, Nimona, and The Great Outdoor Fight story from Achewood.

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 07/12/2024

when the invite says "have fun with it!"

a tall, grey-skinned horned person wearing an incredibly slutty outfit made of gold plates and ribbons

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 05/12/2024

just realised it's been over 10 years since my most influential post

A Facebook post in a group "Generic Office Roleplay"

From: Mail Services (msc@genericoffice.org)
To: All Staff (all@genericoffice.org)
FWD: Your order of "10,000 Iguanas!!! CHEAP IGUANAS SAVE $$$" has been shipped!
hi all whoever ordered lizards using the company email address better pick them up ASAP they're everywhere and i fear for my life
-scruffy
--ORIGINAL MESSAGE--
Hi FirstName!
Congratulations on your order of "10,000 Iguanas!!! CHEAP IGUANAS SAVE $$$"!
Thank you for choosing NextDay!
Sincerely,
Hugh Jass, CEO

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 28/11/2024

it's like I'm always saying (since 2013, at least!)

shirt reading: satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize

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Tim Newport (they/them) @teanewport.com · 27/11/2024

Just fact checking this: I think Brad is being factitious here. He's suggested that Rage *become* the new brand in the previous tweet, and I think doubling down on that here. There's no indication that it's actually changed.