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@taylorowens.bsky.social
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Coastal elite, Appalachian, desert dweller. It’s an egg. Hold it like an egg.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20h
DAAAA JANKEES LOSE
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think one reason it’s good to have a liberal arts education in the classic sense is that you don’t then spend time trying to invent the concept of “intellectual pursuits” from first principles
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Normal human behavior
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/09/2026
Average Facebook enthusiast definitely needs a dedicated AI agent to increase their productivity. What with all the things they are doing
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is it embarrassing that I was like, "Ooh, Doechii & SZA have a collab I didn’t know about? Sweet!" And I learned about that from Obama Summer Playlist
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 28/07/2026
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Screenshot of four LinkedIn posts with names and job titles blacked out.

“100 Business lessons I learned from the movie The Odyssey…”

“🎬 Leadership Isn’t About the Destination. It’s About the Journey.” “I recently watched Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, and it reminded…”

“I watched The Odyssey and here are 5 things I learned…”

“Watching The Odyssey this weekend, I couldn’t help but see a workplace lesson in the inevitable fate of Odysseus’s crew.”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Padres wearing blue hats with brown unis is dumb
Padres in brown unis with yellow numbers outlined in white and grey pants with a navy hat using the interlocking SD logo where the S is white and the D is orange
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just a quick reminder that this is Phil Mickelson's *official* LIV tour photo
Phil Mickelson, eyes wide open in terror like he knows you just read one of the many gross stories about him
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The voice actors for Pinkie and The Brain reading lines from pulp fiction
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An Afternoon with Pinky and The Brain: Pinky and The Brain vs Pulp Fiction (SF Sketchfest)
YouTube video by SF Sketchfest
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
JT Realmuto with the dumbest baserunning move of the season
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 21/07/2026
The main way in which AI has negatively impacted games industry jobs is not through actual automation of those jobs or even untrue claims about automation. It's by making capital unavailable because it's tied up in AI investments while also destroying the consumer base for video game hardware.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t think you need a reason to red card Enzo, it’s a good idea anytime
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That Fernandez tackle…
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This halftime show is ridiculous, but I do love the little dancing dudes absolutely cheesing
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bro
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Andreas Schjelderup with a banger, 1-0 Norway ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 07/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
clorox cocktail
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cape Verde defeats Argentina via a 2-3 loss in extra time
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
All time world cup for nut shots
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What a gorgeous free kick by Malik Tillman.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can’t say the usmnt didn’t earn that one
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
And that's why we should keep thousands of troops stationed in Germany
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 02/07/2026
Ben Affleck smoking, wearing USA sweater
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
There should be some sort of other punishment for when someone commits a foul that was maybe bad but isn’t worth ejecting him from the game and the next game. Like some sort of card that isn’t red
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bosnia should be down to like 5 guys if that is a red card
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Cape Verde advance!!!!! From the Cape Verdean Association in Bridgeport, Connecticut
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Watching the USMNT backups get 93% of the way to scoring a goal and then rapidly fucking up really bringing me back to every USMNT match I’ve ever watched before the past two weeks.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“.. Since the end of the Great Recession in 2009, only the top 0.1% of U.S. households have seen their wealth increase--from about $5.8 trillion to $25.1 trillion in the first quarter of 2026.” - Schwab
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
this is the scariest man in football
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Erling Haaland and Martin Ødegaard standing on opposite sides of the corner flag, each with an arm extended to put a hand on top of it. Haaland has a huge grin on his face
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Messi's persistence pays off, 2-0 Argentina
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
more like Suck-aroos
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I'd never heard of Harry Souttar (#19) for Australia before and, respectfully: you big red bitch
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I didn’t know I could hate Australians
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/06/2026
Mamdani's speech at the Knicks parade was easily the best I've ever heard at an event of that sort. I posted the whole thing on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. Highly recommended.
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Mamdani Remembers Some Knicks Guys during phenomenal parade speech
YouTube video by Aaron Rupar
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I love this. Unmute.
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 13/06/2026
It can't be overstated how he really doesn't know how anything works but was mythologized as a supergenius engineer by a shitty press
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I do not recognize this team. And I’m happy about that
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Second half feels much more like US men’s soccer. Nice to be back
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Love the yellow review. I will undoubtably hate it against the US
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Men’s US national team… credit to @mikegolicjr.bsky.social for the reminder of the dominant women
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TO @taylorowens.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is the best I’ve ever seen a US national team play. And that might be the best goal I’ve seen them score. BALOGUN
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Richard Meredith @rtm223.me · 12/06/2026
"We're shipping so much more code with AI!" "Good, stable code?" "Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"
Various graphs related to AI coding adoption, titled "The Acceleration Whiplash"

Epics (features) : +66.2%
Features: +33.7%
Pull Requests: +16.2%
Code Churn: +861%
Incidents (per PR) : +242.7%
Monthly incidents: +57.9%
Bugs per developer: +54%
Bugs per PR: +28.7%
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My fellow word nerds, I come bearing another daily game that will eat up more of your free time: spellbeeswax.com
spellbeeswax.com
Beeswax — A speller's daily spelling bee
Five words a day, read aloud and getting harder. One wrong letter ends the day. A daily spelling bee for grown-up spellers.
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