Reposted by John McFerrinPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 22hThe cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels. 401450129
Reposted by John McFerrinDiscord & Rhyme: An Album Podcast @discordpod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Accurate depiction of the D&R Slack 021
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time Deshaun Watson comes up I remember that the media figure who I heard beat the drum loudest in the pre-draft run-up that Watson had impeccable character and was born to lead men was none other than Mike Lombardi 000
Reposted by John McFerrinRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct 261450186
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mike Tomlin leaving coaching and immediately becoming an elite builder of Minecraft cities reminds me of when Dr House got suspended and immediately became an amazing cook 010
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's hard to properly explain to somebody who doesn't follow baseball just how improbable it felt 2 years ago that the White Sox would win a playoff series in 2026. For my music friends, imagine if out of nowhere the next Yes album was good. 020
Reposted by John McFerrinDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m rooting for the White Sox and the rule of law 41378
Reposted by John McFerrinSukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.'' 198142123089
Reposted by John McFerrinSFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 29/09/202650 years ago today, Stevie Wonder's 'Songs in the Key of Life' was released. It spent thirteen consecutive weeks at number one on the Billboard 200 and won a Grammy for Album of the Year... 1022190298
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saw "Primetime" tonight. It's not a great movie, but it’s a good movie with a great performance. 010
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tell me where my country lies Said the unifaun to his true love's eyes 031
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In my final conversation with my mother she told me she had no regrets about treating me like shit when I was younger because she believed that without her acting as she did I would have ended up homeless. It wasn't the only straw, but it was the final one. 150
Reposted by John McFerrinDaniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I’m being totally honest, I have not heard *most* songs. 2499
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a fucking horse!!!" 020
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never heard "Let it Go" until 2020, don't underestimate just how powerful of a bubble I can create for myself (I have not heard "Choosin' Texas" as of yet) 100
Reposted by John McFerrinMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them. 2103983432
Reposted by John McFerrinEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695403403
Reposted by John McFerrinHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026every song written by a man can be grouped under one of two genres: 1) dying alone at sea 2) blowjobs: good all songs written by women are murder ballads hope this is clarifying 1166739
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.be/lH8bOigNHSA?... The writers for Sesame Street knew exactly what they were doing here.youtu.beMe Going to Munch You, Munch You, Munch You Song with Cookie Monster | Sesame Street ClassicYouTube video by Sesame Street Classics 000
Reposted by John McFerrinKhayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time 3360691390
Reposted by John McFerrinCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the wet bandits trying to rob a house 153094449
Reposted by John McFerrinBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1401266996703
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's unhealthy for somebody so deranged to have so much control over the demeanor of millions of people each day I refer of course to the person who makes the Connections puzzles for the New York Times 010
Reposted by John McFerrinThe 70s Guy @stevenw888.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Released 13 Sep 1972, 'Close To The Edge' by Yes. The album's centrepiece is the 18 minute title track, with themes & lyrics inspired by the Hesse novel Siddhartha. Side 2 contains 2 non-conceptual tracks, the folk-inspired "And You and I" & the rocker Siberian Khatru. It sold over a million. #Yes 91478
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Happy 54th birthday (US; UK was a few days earlier) to Close to the Edge by Yes, one of the best albums ever made www.youtube.com/watch?v=gka_...youtube.comClose to the Edge (I. The Solid Time of Change, II. Total Mass Retain, III. I Get up I Get...YouTube video by Yes - Topic 040
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 13/09/2026What a weird, wonderful, draining, exhilarating opener for the Bears 000
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bears are gonna be the most surreal 10-7 team ever 000
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This might be the worst half of football I've ever seen from a team that scored 31 points in that half 000
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ben Johnson I love ya man but we've gotta talk about the 4th down stuff 000
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The penalties and turnovers are frustrating but the Bears offense looks *good* good so far 101
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bad news for the Panthers: youtu.be/SXi_zoW-Wr4?...youtu.beFrank Zappa - Bobby Brown Goes Down (Visualizer)YouTube video by FrankZappaVEVO 010
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This could very well be the @discordpod.bsky.social mission statement 071
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I regret to announce that this order now costs $9.13. Happy trails to one of the stupidest things I found funny for a good while. 030
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is in large part because of my own experiences growing up, but one of my most immovable beliefs is that parents using children (including adult children) as their therapist is abuse and should be treated by society as such. 040
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 31/08/2026So when does the "dreading weekends even more than I dread the week" phase of life end 020
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In retrospect, Steve Hackett missed a golden opportunity starting in 2012 by not branding the Genesis Revisited tours as Genesis: Steve's Version 120
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 30/08/2026If there is such a thing as an underrated John Coltrane album, I think it's his 1963 album Ballads, which I'm listening to now. I get that people want early 60s Coltrane to only be a steady conveyor belt towards eventual free jazz craziness, but Coltrane and his band were REALLY GOOD at this stuff. 131
Reposted by John McFerrinjpicone @me.jamespicone.name · 30/08/2026Stolen from discord memes channel 111333394
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have a longstanding theory that there's a gene analogous to the cilantro soap gene that specifically affects how people react to me when they meet me in person. When people don't like me, it is instant, visceral, and vicious, and this has been a thing my whole life 120
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Today's Connections puzzle is one that I successfully solved, but where I'd also like to sit and have a chat with the creator to discuss the lunacy that went into its making 010
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Chicago and Oak Park aren't changing the street name to "America" 041
Reposted by John McFerrinWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063894811014
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SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?
GUARD: Nope.
SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.
GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lojkcigrynofx7pazpejcrck/bafkreif7yoi5cni72l6ysw46esqfy2zc3q4xu73rndv5efct5t33rbauey)
