John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Ordered a veal and pasta dish at a nice Italian restaurant this evening, and I had to ignore the voice in my head telling me to refer to it as "the baby guts" 030
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 11/10/2026David Brooks exudes a lot of "but my mom says I'm cool" energy 030
Reposted by John McFerrinjoe kwaczala @joekwa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i probably shouldn’t admit how much i gasped when i saw this 25982165
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"But we can't market this, it's a story about two teenage girls in the 90s from the Philippines" oh my goodness will you just shut up, the variety of animation styles in this movie was jaw dropping and the story was really good 010
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My kids had me go to the new-ish DreamWorks movie, "Forgotten Island," which I think I saw one trailer for months ago, and it was shockingly good??!! Way to go marketing people!!! 130
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*logs into threads* *sees somebody who refuses to believe that subtracting a negative number is the same as adding a positive number* *logs out of threads* 050
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The trick is to not actually make it your 9 favorite albums. Instead make it 9 albums that are important to you and are tied together through a specific theme 000
Reposted by John McFerrinBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 1458272
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The McFerrin house considers anyone who uses the rating systems "1 to 10" or "letter grades" as opposed to the highly accepted new and more robust rating system, "Hexadecimal," THE ENEMY. Music Reviewer JOHN P MCFERRIN 151
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 05/10/2026California was a reddish-purple state until it wasn't. It would take a lot to flip it, but once it flips it would become very difficult to flip it back 1151
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I already regret leaving out The White Album, the album that made me realize that I Love Mess 010
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Derek and the Dominos - Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs The Moody Blues - Days of Future Passed Pink Floyd - Animals Yes - Fragile The Who - Live at Leeds Genesis - Selling England by the Pound Peter Gabriel - Melt Brian Eno - Before and After Science Sly and the Family Stone - Stand! 121
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My 9 albums that shaped me isn't my nine favorite albums: it's 9 albums that represent significant markers in how my music taste evolved over time: In approximate order of encounter: 221
Reposted by John McFerrinPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 03/10/2026The cars from Cars have tinted windows because otherwise you’d see their bowels. 391482133
Reposted by John McFerrinDiscord & Rhyme: An Album Podcast @discordpod.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Accurate depiction of the D&R Slack 021
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time Deshaun Watson comes up I remember that the media figure who I heard beat the drum loudest in the pre-draft run-up that Watson had impeccable character and was born to lead men was none other than Mike Lombardi 000
Reposted by John McFerrinRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If NFL broadcasters are going to treat Deshaun Watson being ok at QB as a sign that he has been Redeemed For His Past, they must remain ideologically consistent. If he starts playing badly again they have to blame it on his failure to repent for his heinous sexual misconduct 261638207
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He apologized for that, saying that went in in 2015 and he didn't expect him to get elected twice 050
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mike Tomlin leaving coaching and immediately becoming an elite builder of Minecraft cities reminds me of when Dr House got suspended and immediately became an amazing cook 010
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 01/10/2026After they had a pretty ok (relatively) 2nd half of 2025 I genuinely thought a reasonable goal for the Sox this year was to be competitive for a Wild Card spot into early September, but even I figured the best case scenario was like 78 wins. This whole season is found money. 030
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's hard to properly explain to somebody who doesn't follow baseball just how improbable it felt 2 years ago that the White Sox would win a playoff series in 2026. For my music friends, imagine if out of nowhere the next Yes album was good. 020
Reposted by John McFerrinDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m rooting for the White Sox and the rule of law 41378
Reposted by John McFerrinSukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.'' 197142373091
Reposted by John McFerrinSFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 29/09/202650 years ago today, Stevie Wonder's 'Songs in the Key of Life' was released. It spent thirteen consecutive weeks at number one on the Billboard 200 and won a Grammy for Album of the Year... 1022189298
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saw "Primetime" tonight. It's not a great movie, but it’s a good movie with a great performance. 010
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tell me where my country lies Said the unifaun to his true love's eyes 031
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'd say it's closer to Trae Young much of the time 060
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In my final conversation with my mother she told me she had no regrets about treating me like shit when I was younger because she believed that without her acting as she did I would have ended up homeless. It wasn't the only straw, but it was the final one. 150
Reposted by John McFerrinDaniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If I’m being totally honest, I have not heard *most* songs. 2499
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a fucking horse!!!" 020
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never heard "Let it Go" until 2020, don't underestimate just how powerful of a bubble I can create for myself (I have not heard "Choosin' Texas" as of yet) 100
Reposted by John McFerrinMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them. 2103980430
Reposted by John McFerrinEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5695733411
Reposted by John McFerrinHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026every song written by a man can be grouped under one of two genres: 1) dying alone at sea 2) blowjobs: good all songs written by women are murder ballads hope this is clarifying 1166739
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Pffft, Idaho isn't real, it's a bedtime story parents tell their kids to scare them into behaving 040
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 19/09/2026youtu.be/lH8bOigNHSA?... The writers for Sesame Street knew exactly what they were doing here.youtu.beMe Going to Munch You, Munch You, Munch You Song with Cookie Monster | Sesame Street ClassicYouTube video by Sesame Street Classics 000
Reposted by John McFerrinKhayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time 3360681387
Reposted by John McFerrinBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1399267016702
John McFerrin @tarkus1980.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It's unhealthy for somebody so deranged to have so much control over the demeanor of millions of people each day I refer of course to the person who makes the Connections puzzles for the New York Times 010
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