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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Again, much of Pete Hegseth’s deal is the only skill his job demanded for a long time was keeping a trim figure to be conventionally pretty for stay-at-home moms watching daytime tv. His job was “be pretty,” but he knows that’s a girl job, so he’s deeply insecure and is trying to make it a boy job.
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Aeryn 💀 The Living Dead Transsexual @baphometta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore Debacle Crackles and Raises Hackles Among Right Wing Jackals As Openers Pull Tackle!
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Scare-It Hanna @garretthanna.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kira telling Odo that Quark is rigging the dabo tables again
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
who is listening to all of these podcasts
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A picture of Brian with the text: 
I've tasted the 9-5 and I've tasted unemployment I recommend not being born
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cause of death: Suicide
Occupation: Slave
Known for: Being castrated
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Kallie Plagge @inkydojikko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I swear Worlds is fun and it's not just crying but Pokémon really is my favorite thing in the whole world for both the fun and the crying
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Retro Game Books 📚 @retrogamebooks.com · 22/08/2026
📕 Win a free copy of 𝘗𝘪𝘹𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘳𝘵: 𝘔𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘪𝘥. To enter, 1️⃣ Reply with your favorite Metroid game 2️⃣ Repost A winner will be selected Sunday, August 23rd. 💌 retrogamebooks.com/products/pix...
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Pixel Art: Metroid
Samus Aran’s original adventure was the first time many of us saw pixels as more than just graphics. The planet Zebes was a real place: a lonely, haunted world full of dread and danger. It was art. It...
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
This comment on an old review of some Marvel thing is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I've seen in ages "Books are better. Also, I haven't read books."
Read the comics? Are the comics better than Dostoevsky, Vonnegut or Hemingway? Because I've got a backlog of them to get to before I get around to reading any Avengers comics.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
John Wick from the "Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back" scene but his head has been replaced with rene descartes and text at the bottom reads "Yeah, I'm thinking therefore I aming"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The breakup
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the Beatles are embroiled in argument in their later era. George says to John, who is laying in bed with Yoko, “John— stop bringing Yoko to the studio!” Panel 2: George turns to Paul McCartney, who is seated with his bass guitar and a cigarette. “Paul, you’ve become a control freak!” Panel 3: George turns to Ringo, who is seated at his drums and wearing the Venom/Spiderman alien symbiote suit. George says with exasperation, “Ringo… lose the symbiote.” Symbiote Ringo replies “calm down, mate.”
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The Enigma of Amigara Walt @blackcasebook.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s never too late to pick up a new hobby
Mr. Saito stares at his growing collection of spirals in Junji Ito’s Uzumaki
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every military leader since antiquity: wars are won by logistics hegseth: you win wars when military look like fitness influencers
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
dude turn on the news. any channel
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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
*standing up on the plane* Wreck-It Ralph is a child-friendly remake of Taxi Driver, a story about a man alienated from his job and community finding new purpose in his quest to protect a young girl. King Candy is the pimp.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Not in the “we were all given the disease and the disease made us this” way, but in the “the social fact of the disease and its effects is something we never had a full reckoning with” way.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Doctor Doom should talk like Tommy Wiseau.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 23/12/2024
auron from ffx wearing a tshirt that says “i’m not the stepdad, i’m the dad who stepped up”
on his right is tidus wearing a tshirt that says “i’m with stupid ⬅️”
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You should have protected trans athletes because trans athletes have a right to play full stop, but it was so screamingly, insultingly obvious where this was going. I hope Miss 5th Place enjoys them turning on her with a renewed ferocity.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 02/07/2026
i know 'USMNT' is 'us men's national team' but every time i see it all my brain reads is "the US ninja turtles"
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
ancient mesopotamian farmer i'm making watch the sheep detective: this flock is so healthy. so large. it's so beautiful. this future is wondrous me: yeah and it's a movie. that square on the wall is showing another world farmer: you already explained films. do not make me watch ghost of mars again
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catboy with gaming induced RSI @sunfleet.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
we need to bring back this fucking thing
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Graftic @graftic.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"to your house? in 3D Land" but i actually modded daffy into the game
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WeirwoodTreeHugger @weirwoodtreehug.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can you imagine if a Democratic president started a war for no reason, lost it within a few months, and surrendered? The media would eat that president alive. Then it would spend the next 50 years demanding every Democratic presidential candidate prove ahead of time they aren't similarly loserish.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
being a pioneer ostensibly means doing something no one has tried before. we have *tried* the raw milk thing. people died. then someone *pioneered* a technique that made it so that didn't happen before. you, sir, are simply going *backward*
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“If you died nothing in my life would change” remains one of the coldest bars ever posted
pizza tip: always flip a lucky
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spence @spencers_tweets
if you died nothing in my life would change
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy pride from Porygon everyone. This was a real conversation.
A four frame comic about how I did not know Porygon was an artifical Pokémon. In the first frame I am talking to my friend and saying "Porygon is my favorite pokémon!". My friend replies "Ah yeh, he's very cute.". In the second frame my frame bumps me in the shoulder playfully and says "A shame he's AI right?". I appear confused and say "what". In the third frame I ask "Porygon is AI?". She replies: "What did you think he was?". I say: "A rock?" and she says "What kinda rock is that?". We both appear confused. In the fourth frame a drawing of a happy porygon is shown. I say: "A gay rock?"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/05/2026
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
myst and gumby are both fundamentally about dudes who are addicted to travelling inside of fucked up books
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A piece of Tears of the Kingdom key art with the caption “Weapon degradation is good, actually. Learn to value purposeful friction in games.”
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🌸MurmurLilies🌸 @murmurlilies.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
oh my god 😭😭😭
screenshot of the video game Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, in which a Mii version of popular online cryptid Slender Man appears sporting a fresh hairdo. he is greeting the player with his infamous catchphrase "Find my pages."
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
dream jobs: - book editing assistant - ceo but im one of the good ones - construction worker on the gigantic saw 7 john kramer (specifically working in the penis division)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/08/2025
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Boys with the time machine:

trad chad: don't open Sorcerer against Star Wars

William Friedkin, angry and pointing: FUCK YOU. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW? SORCERER WILL DESTROY TAHT NERD BULLSHIT. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.  YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Luis Bunuel-ass event
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Something we don’t address enough is how many people, especially adults, do not have a working imagination.
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