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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

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prodepressant @tanenbring.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I've gotten in over my head (in a pool it's actually pretty pleasant oh God I can't breathe what is happening haha nevermind I just needed to stick my head up above the water where there's air)

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

personally I think the New York Times’ chief legal correspondent should know that the court was not a 6-3 conservative majority during Trump’s first term

In his first administration, Mr. Trump did poorly in the Supreme Court in argued cases in which the United States, an executive department, an independent agency or the president himself was a party. He prevailed only 42 percent of the time, the lowest rate since at least Franklin D. Roosevelt's administration.
In other words, a fundamentally
conservative court, with a six-justice majority of Republican appointees that includes three named by Mr. Trump himself, had not been particularly receptive to his arguments. The Biden administration, by contrast, did somewhat better, landing on the winning side 54 percent of the time.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

is this about my shrek

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 13/02/2026

the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

POV you’re riffing on bluesky

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@notalawyer.bsky.social • 2h
a seafood aversion is also outrageous

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I know one person with a legitimate reason to have a seafood aversion (He was duct taped to a chair and force fed anchovies until he threw up as a child) but for everyone else it's fucking bogus.
6:22 PM • Feb 12, 2026

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🦇Harper 🔜 ANE 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I love that Fish Called Wanda clocked the pundit class like 40 years ago

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Now that I have been through all these stages, I understand this Douglas Adams quote a little better. Everyone is essentially correct: technology is normal and ordinary and new and exciting and against the natural order of things

“I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
1. Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.
2. Anything that's invented between when you’re fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.
3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

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teq @quilling.dev · 11/09/2025

they invented sliced bread in 1958 you wouldnt believe how dumb sandwiches looked before that

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

[people following me after a viral political post] now hang on just a sec, this gentleman is an idiot

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other

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WIRED @wired.com · 26/05/2025

A researcher calculates that, without increased production, AI will consume up to 82 terrawatt-hours of electricity this year—around the same as the annual electricity consumption of Switzerland.

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AI Is Eating Data Center Power Demand—and It’s Only Getting Worse

A new analysis of AI hardware being produced and how it is being used attempts to estimate the vast amount of electricity being consumed by AI.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Wrote in my Gratitude Journal this morning, like I do every day, that I’m particularly thankful for my Spite Journal, which now comprises several handsome volumes.

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

[inventor of the highlighter] i really enjoyed some of your book

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/04/2025

"See ya later, masturbator" is way too childish for most situations. In more formal settings, go with the simple "Goodbye, masturbator"

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death

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prodepressant @tanenbring.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Will the NYT app ever realize that a celebrity death is not breaking news? I'm sorry. What am I saying. The death of the sixth lead from a middling 70s sitcom is obviously more important than the death of democracy.

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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

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Madeleine Baker @madeleineebaker.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

So the basic proposal, if I’m following correctly, is to wrench the whole American consumer economy back to Gilded Age protectionism by means of Executive fiat, right now, tonight, while Congress tries to relieve the tax burden on some rich people but everyone else goes on paying income taxes too.

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/04/2025

they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2

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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2025

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

The New York Times just pushed this let’s-justify-the-attacks on diversity op-ed. As soon as I looked at the author, I knew exactly who he was from past reporting: The co-founder of an anti-“woke” asset management firm that he started with Vivek Ramaswamy.

OPINION
GUEST ESSAY
Working at Anheuser-Busch, I Saw What Went Wrong With the D.E.I. Movement
March 11, 2025
By Anson Frericks
Mr. Frericks is a founder of Strive Asset Management.

STRIVE
Defining Our Mission
On a mission to depoliticize corporate
America and restore the voices of everyday citizens in the American economy by leading companies to focus on excellence, Vivek Ramaswamy and Anson Frericks raised capital from some of the country's most prominent venture capitalists and entrepreneurs to found Strive.
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CO-FOUNDER AND SENIOR ADVISOR ANSON FRERICKS WITH CO-FOUNDER VIVEK RAMASWAMY AT STRIVE'S FIRST NYSE BELL RINGING.
Image courtesy of NYSE Group. NYSE does not recommend or endorse any investments, investment strategies, companies, products or services.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

We've always been at war with Greenland.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 04/10/2023

Racoon: what is this stuff? Me: it’s our garbage Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it? Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then

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prodepressant @tanenbring.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Elon Musk and co. are innovators. They look at something like the trolley problem and come up with a novel solution that will somehow kill an extra couple dozen people AND derail the train.

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 14/03/2025

Filled out my kid's application for city preschool and this is the prompt I got when I checked the box for "white"

a text box that says:

"White - Specify"
More Specific White
[and then I get to write whatever specific white I am here]

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

My 4-point marketing plan to change negative views of jellyfish: 1. Rebrand them as Ocean Puppies 2. Dig up dirt on people who claim to have been stung by an ocean puppy and blackmail them to retract 3. Get ocean puppies into petting zoos so kids can pet them 4. If they sting any kids, see point 2

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/03/2025

Word has it DOGE has terminated the five men protecting the cursed seal that holds the five dark sages in their slumber

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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

There are many different ways to prevent larger animals from eating out of your bird feeders, but so far none of them have proven a match for me

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prodepressant @tanenbring.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Airlines forget why they originally started offering peanuts. It's because they were also offering a prodigious amount of booze. This should be addressed.

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