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TalysAlankil

@talysalankil.snarktheater.com
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“it's like clockwork, you utter the word "bisexual" and a wild talys appears.” — “the most Kingdom Hearts person I know” — former AI researcher, educator, aspiring writer. approximately he/him. 🔞 sometimes. archiveofourown.org/users/TalysAlan…

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David Blatt @kopfstoff.bsky.social · 5h
Studios don't belong on the stock market! Sell games, not studios! You employ humans, not money-guzzling entries on a spreadsheet! You destroy trust, functional teams & the entire industry through the normalization of right-sizing numbers—all to keep up the illusion of unrealistic, constant growth.
"Freedom of Speech," painting by Norman Rockwell.
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S1-FT @siftmicro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love and Deep Space is a gacha game that made me open twitter as 'there's no way that's fucking real' It is. They really are telling users to kill themselves what the fuck??
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merold ♪ @romamero.bsky.social · 17h
Suicide pact where we all make the love and deep space cocktail together
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naru / currently NG+ marathon before evercold SORRY FOR SPAMMING @leonvaleren.bsky.social · 2h
STORMBLOOD: I love yotsuyu so much and I support all her wrongs 😌 #xivwomenweek #ffxiv
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 21h
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 23h
Cruel to be kind [ #⚔️ ]
An illustration of my knight OCs Douglas and Willow, with Willow having the upper hand for once. He is stroking Douglas' dick and pushing a thumb into Douglas' mouth. The background is an absurd amount of lilac blooms on a lilac bush.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 3h
"I don't follow politics" is an immediate signifier that you would eat a shit pie if a tiktok told you to
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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 1h
has he considered that eternal growth is a capitalist myth
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 2h
The man who boasts that his editor son (who works for him) watched LAWRENCE OF ARABIA on a phone, and who designs his company product to be background noise, doesn’t understand what people like about movies.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 13h
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 3h
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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MOCHI | HALLOWEEN HELLCAT @mochizukivt.bsky.social · 2h
I am what I eat
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Muepin 🌶😈 [trapped in deadline vortex] @muepin.art · 4h
This. Giving the franchise publicity via fanart keeps it relevant -> the hag earns money -> the hag uses the money to harm real people. Let it fade into obscurity where it belongs
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Zwei3x @zwei3x.bsky.social · 5h
Zwei's Not-Quite Dailies 026 - Eryk, The Berserk (OC) Previously known only as "cap guy", this is Eryk! More of this jock soon!! 😎 Also this is the point in the dailies where I started to add warm gradients to the colors! Click the tag to see all my dailies! ⤵️🔞 #zweidailies #ocsky
A doodle of a muscular jock with a cap hiding his face. He is flexing his arms, and is visibly on a bed or something, and is nude, despite the censor glitches.
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🔞 Manda @ammakis.bsky.social · 14h
Today is 'bring your pet to sleepover' day
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 14h
One of the Cornell rapists texted the group chat “shop still open?” in reference to the unconscious woman they spent 7 hours raping.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 13h
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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𝖈𝖗𝖔𝖜 𝖑𝖊𝖊 瀬川 @crowlees.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Over the weekend, my partner confronted an AI vendor who was intentionally lying about using AI - this ended up with him becoming verbally abusive before coming out of his booth to physically assault my friend who started filming the incident - he BIT HER (yes BIT)
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gentle pornographies - artfuck '26 team tug @spicytuatara.bsky.social · 11h
these are so lovely and sweet and soft I'm losin my absolute marbles!!! thank you so much!!!!!
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 9h
Imagine being a healthcare provider and a botched “death penalty” victim is brought into your ER. This is so depraved
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Sully @gnokiaphone.bsky.social · 14h
"The Cornell 7" and "the 7 Cornell students accused of sexual misconduct" are both sly turns of phrase to distract people from the fact that there where upwards of 50 people in the group chat they planned the rape in.
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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 19h
it's great that we live in an age where truth literally does not matter at all as far as one half of the population of the world's superpower is concerned, so theater is all that matters
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is on The Charlie Kirk Show (yes it's still called that) -- and believe it or not, hosts are pretending he owned Smith with his embarrassingly botched gotcha "You caught him in this NBA game too in Atlanta" "Yeah," Schmitt says There's no mention that Schmitt had all his facts wrong
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Klobuchar: “For a US senator to have false information and imply, based on a confusion about the name of a team … and imply that you were in another city, that you were somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia, and then call you a dirtbag, is something that deserves an apology.”
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Dove 🚬🥃 @dovegraveyard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hound and the hare
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 30/09/2026
it's getting really hard to comment on news sometimes because i just want to be garnet every time
a four panel comic "steven universe vs hitler"
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only one of the words in “artificial intelligence” is relevant to the technology being described, so of course that’s the word they want to get rid of. Then again, the new term is now 100% inaccurate bullshit and deeply pathetic, which is at least thematically appropriate.
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Shy ☘️ Cocoa & Raven @shinyshynii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mama sothis 🫪 (one day til fortune’s weave yippeee!!!) #fefw #fanart
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H (エイチ) @therealhanamaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally the -tober prompt that I can follow to my heart's content
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Modhail @modhail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The goose meme. 
Top frame: A Goose asking "What LGBTQ Views?"
Lower frame: A man running away out of frame, chased by the goose shouting "What LGBTQ views, motherfucker!?"
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Thar Chandran @thecinnaminion.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy Pride Month to THEM only. 🏳️‍🌈 🐬 🎀 Aerti (2019) vs AerTi (2026) #TifaLockhart #FF7Remake
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026
The UK right's current political project is to co-opt the language of antidiscrimination to make bigotry legally unimpeachable.
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ひさし @hssnki5393.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
グッドモーニング
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watch the making of Hades II, courtesy of @noclipvideo.bsky.social! Find out all that went into our bewitching sequel!🌖
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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midgartling @midgartling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
working on stuff and things ✏️
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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They're gonna do so much crunch you won't believe it
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 29/09/2026
stop i can’t not go see it even more
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Bakaretsu @bakaretsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I do not know why I'm here, all I know is I must kill
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
For my newsletter this morning, I found a small glimmer of political hope for trans people in the US and wrote about it: www.burnsnotice.com/we-may-have-...
burnsnotice.com
We May Have Just Seen the Tides Turn on Trans Rights
Some conservative PACs have backed off from running anti-trans ads. Is this a sign of what's to come for trans people?
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