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TalysAlankil

@talysalankil.snarktheater.com
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“it's like clockwork, you utter the word "bisexual" and a wild talys appears.” — “the most Kingdom Hearts person I know” — former AI researcher, educator, aspiring writer. approximately he/him. 🔞 sometimes. archiveofourown.org/users/TalysAlan…

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blue 🐻🐰 gateway fate 704 @dreadwyrmtrance.bsky.social · 15h
big yawn
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casey, but over here 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @nitesorcerer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
// mild somno cockwarming and falling asleep means you wake up to a fun surprise i missed these two 🫶
 half colored sketch of two ocs, jasper and dallan, cuddling on a bed partially covered by a blanket, but exposed so one can see dallan with his cock sunk into jasper while he snoozes, cum spilling out around his shaft, and jasper looks happy about this
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Fidi🔥 @fidisart.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fellas, is it gay to take an oath of undying love and loyalty to your king, to be allowed in his private quarters and also his private parts-- Swords & Lovers ⚔️🌹 I enjoyed making this and I hope to turn it into a series 👀 [ #fidiocs ; #ocsky ; #romantasyau ] www.patreon.com/cw/fidisart
A courtly love scene between a blonde knight and a dark haired king. They stand in the middle of a rose garden and are framed by a deco floral motif. The knight is wearing a dusty blue damask doublet with gold buttons and a belt on top of a simple white shirt with rolled up sleeve. He's shielding the king with his rapier and holding him firmly by the waist. The king wears a ruffled satin shirt and gold pants and is also holding the knight closer. You can feel the sun on your skin and smell of roses and morning due.
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 20h
the duality of man
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 18h
He is not only interested in untouched maidens but also in virginal knights.
A crop of a drawing of a unicorn man (like a minotaur but not a cow, I don't know the word for it) leaning over a trembling knight who is on the ground, holding a rope that is tied to a collar aorund the unicorns neck.
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Éibhear Ó hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org · 20h
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase tell me that all those "you should need a government ID to access the internet" people are rethinking this position now. [We know they aren't. Ed.]
The first two paragraphs of the linked-to story:

"Denmark has suffered a major data breach that has given unauthorised individuals access to names, addresses and personal identification numbers belonging to about 8.8 million people registered in the country’s central population database.

"The breach occurred after unidentified individuals misused a private Danish company’s legitimate access to search the Central Person Register (CPR), the government said in a statement Monday."
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AdultJunkDrawer @adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social · 22h
weretober2026 - KITSUNE
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 12h
If I want one thing from my intermittent fame, it is to be as fondly remembered as Peter Lorre was; a staunchly pro-union actor who animators kept putting in cartoons as way of middle finger to their bosses. I can think of no greater honour.
Peter Lorre
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Zwei 🍄 @zwei2x.northsky.social · 13h
Pin-up of Takashi Shirogane (Shiro) from Voltron! Despite the many failures of the show, we have to acknowledge that the series gave us a canon queer (gay) Asian man, who got a happy ending. Here he is, enjoying his peaceful married life as a plant dad! 💜 #zweiart #shiro #voltron
An artistic nude pin-up of Takashi Shirogane (Shiro) from Voltron Defender, after the end of the series. He is enjoying his peaceful married life in his home, surrounded by plants.
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Lucky Lūi 🍑 @luckyluui.bsky.social · 13h
Giving it a little tug...
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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 9h
RFK Jr releasing black death 2 is a bit on the nose
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midgartling @midgartling.bsky.social · 9h
teaching ✏️ #aftg #andreil
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 10h
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I was 17 and worked at McDonalds my 33 year old coworkers started 'dating' my 16 year old coworker. I said "Ew so you're a creep" and he got up in my face saying "IT'S LEGAL IN KY" like just because it's legal it's fine. And then I got in trouble. Feels similar idk.
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I am learning the left version of government mandated girlfriends is "you have to work with that guy. he said sorry."
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watch me
A digital painting of Espeon.

In the living room around noon, a espeon sprawls across the laptop, demanding attention from the man using it. With the keyboard entirely underneath the espe, working is clearly out of the question. Well, I have work to do, but I suppose I'll just have to give her some playtime...
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✨ Zandra Illustration ➜ Shop Open @shop.zandraillustration.com · 02/12/2025
Joltik ⚡️
a stylized vector illustration of the Pokémon joltik on a teal background
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melyn 🌱 @melynart.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
⚡; little joltik, a silly flea ⊹ ˖ֹ #art #cuteart #illustration #pokemonart
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta catch ’em all
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isa 🔞 LBX 430 @babeyxiao.bsky.social · 22h
kinktober day 5: virginity loss/first time (satokyo)
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 22h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 22h
You cannot support HP without supporting JKR. There is no line to be drawn. Simply showing support, even if you aren't buying anything, helps boost her social standings which gives her more power over others to do as she pleases. (aka commit trans genocide) I will block you if you support HP.
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 22h
"it can make mistakes" then don't use it. how is this the world we live in.
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 22h
it's just so crazy to publicly admit 'we know this might be trash, we want to put it forward as a product anyway" this is no way to do business. what is happening
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21h
i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.
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Kingdom Hearts Insider @khinsider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
REVIEW: KINGDOM HEARTS Collection [I~III] proves it's worth having modern console ports www.khinsider.com/features/REV...
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Jaws🎃 @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hating AI is sexy.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
can those AI guys hurry up and decomp premiere pro or something useful instead of putting tony hawk in every ps1 game
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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 05/10/2026
keep in mind, it wasn't the death of bambi's mom. and also, i wasn't scared of real thunderstorm, just this fictional one! i think it was like 90% the soundtrack and the song growing more discordant.
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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 05/10/2026
Is the issue that most people don't remember being, like, three
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Next on the list were gremlins and jurassic park
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Everyone is quoting actually scary scenes/movies meanwhile i, a weenie,
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lets get a headband with 'The Green Party of England and Wales' on it in arabic in the merch store
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 'Zionism is Racism' vote is rattling everybody I want to see rattled. Very impressed by the Green Party members on this one
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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 05/10/2026
Nobody in this thread wants gta censored, we want all art uncensored
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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blue 🐻🐰 gateway fate 704 @dreadwyrmtrance.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
meeting
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Dani Yuan 🔜 LBX @dagger6.art · 03/10/2026
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
While Millennials and Gen Z blame each other for ruining society, the same monsters that have been ruining society since before we were all born are laughing their asses off. Generational divides are made up, and that’s fine until they’re weaponized to keep us fighting over complete bullshit.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I spent eight years studying this and: no it's not
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Bun ☀️ @chbnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
more Sasha and Ming 🥺
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Karina S. @chirunax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💖
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Alice @ali2themoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Joshua #Finalfantasy #FFXVI #Joshuarosfield #art #lineart #black #white #illustrates #illustration #doodle
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
100 degrees in L.A.
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