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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 08/10/2026

Got the notif that my copy of the kh collection awaits me so i’ll be like this at work all day

Snow white with her face pressed against the window with the word “pakidge” [sic] overlaid

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 05/10/2026

Everyone is quoting actually scary scenes/movies meanwhile i, a weenie,

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 30/09/2026

it's getting really hard to comment on news sometimes because i just want to be garnet every time

a four panel comic "steven universe vs hitler"

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 27/09/2026

come on now. we're doing this again?

comic of a person standing in front of a computer with three speech bubbles
person: say "i am alive"
computer: >I AM ALIVE
person: oh my god.

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 25/09/2026

literally the page linked says it's a myth but go off

excerpt from the wikipedia article listed in the quoted post (Iron Ring). It reads "[…] reference to "[their] Honour and Cold Iron," a phrase used in the calling.[8] A myth persists that the initial batch of Iron Rings was made from the beams of the first Quebec Bridge, a bridge that collapsed during construction in 1907 due to poor planning and design by the overseeing engineers.[2][9][10] However, the initial batch of Iron Rings were actually produced by World War I veterans at Christie Street Military Hospital in Toronto.[8]"

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 24/09/2026

9 formative games my9games.net/en/edit

a collage of game covers titled "My 9 Games The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am"
The games are
Kingdom Hearts
Final Fantasy X
Guild Wars
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Pokémon Red Version
Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep
Final Fantasy X-2
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 24/09/2026

Ah yes i’m sure this is very honest reporting with no bias at all added to the story

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 13/09/2026

okay fine i guess since y'all can't have an ounce of ethics

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 26/08/2026

geoff keighley i am in your walls

gamescom tweet reading "May #OpeningNightLive bring us a game that will save everyone from another KH1 replay… 😂"

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 21/08/2026

damn. you made my shitpost serious. i will proceed to wither and die.

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 17/08/2026

it's past 10pm i think i have to make my peace with it

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 16/08/2026

you're the one who said it would be on the 7th melody of memory anniversary and i'm going all in on it :)

flag of japan followed by "November 11, 2020"

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 15/07/2026

interesting how. that's just terf shit. the same thing being used against trans women being used against queer men too. and by interesting i mean completely unsurprising to anyone who ever paid attention

“I was surrounded with beautiful reactions and comments and then my DMs started flooding with insults or stuff like ‘Why do you need to say you’re a gay man?’ ‘Why do you play this? It’s not BL?’ Or even a message stating that I was ‘invading’ a safe space dedicated to women.”

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 14/07/2026

NGL kinda wild that kingdom hearts is part of their headline for the schedule announcement

An image from a past D23 expo stage
Full Programming Reveal
Percy Jackson, Kingdom Hearts, and a Muppets Musical
VIEW PROGRAMMING

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 10/07/2026

Surprise! I wrote some #vanven smut. nsfw (obviously) and also kinda dark. you've been warned. archiveofourown.org/works/88313761

"I—" His voice broke, and he barely managed to answer above a mumble. "Yeah, I'll take it." He wasn't sure he could ever look at it again, but letting it get destroyed sounded even more unbearable.

"That what you said to him?"

Vanitas rolled his eyes, and in the surge of anger he found his voice again. "Oh, for fuck's fake, Ven—" He'd been tiptoeing around Ven's boundaries until then, but he barged into the bedroom without warning. If they were going to do this, they should at least do it looking into each other's eyes. "If you're going to keep sniping at me—"

"I'm not sniping. It's more like a broadside shot. A d&d fireball. 'To whom it may concern, you are a fucking whore.'"

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 29/06/2026

"yeah your democratically elected representatives aren't doing anything to stop the fascist tyrant, but see, it's because their powers were stripped by the nine unelected people serving lifelong terms"

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 29/06/2026

ngl before i zoomed in and saw this is his thigh and some wild lighting going on i thought they fully had venom with his venussy out

cropped shot of venom from the quoted post. his left leg hides part of his swim trunks and the lights hits it in a dramatic fashion, forming a bright white outline

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 11/06/2026

I'm in the process of remaking this thread as a tumblr post so I went through my album of the Dark Road finale and i realized that i had forgotten this first artwork was published the day after sklfjsklsklf how many flashing signs did people NEED

The first artwork of Xehanort holding an umbrella somewhere in Quadratum

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 11/06/2026

Reference in the Dark Road theater mode: this scene is called Journey's Reward. It's also the opening to the last episode of the game so they WANT you to pay attention to this.

Screenshot from the Kingdom Hearts Dark Road theater mode. The scene "Journey's Reward" is highlighted

A shot of the classroom of Scala ad Caelum in Kingdom Hearts Dark Road. The text "Last Episode — The Seven Lights and Thirteen Darknesses" is superimposed on it in bold black font

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 11/06/2026

i'm *still* seeing people go "why is xehanort back in Kingdom Hearts IV" like it wasn't heavily foreshadowed in dark road and then i remembered. i still have the game installed on my tablet. I can pull the quotes.

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 10/06/2026

“What about swim this way” Never. Misses. Fuck you.

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 10/06/2026

new phone background hehe love that ios just went "oh yeah that's a real human being let me crop him out for you"

phone background of sora from the new kh4 trailer

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 09/06/2026

I hear asmongold has turned his eye of sauron toward guild wars 3 and all i have to say is

Comments from ddlovato reading
“GET A JOB”
“STAY AWAY FROM HER”

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 03/06/2026

huh. where have i see this before web.archive.org/web/20251126...

The new Labour leader treated himself to a black cab at his home yesterday, abandoning the Chairman Mao-style bicycle his neighbours always see him riding. Other than that, Jeremy Corbyn treated much of the weekend like any other.

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 01/06/2026

me over the past few days: huh i wonder if the dailykh4news youtube channel has been making the NO on the thumbnail bigger every day lately, it feels as though— dailykh4news youtube today:

Thumbnail from the daily kingdom hearts IV news channel for day 283. the thumbnail is the shot of Sora from the kingdom hearts IV trailer. the word "NO" is written in bold red letters over the entire thumbnail

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 27/05/2026

Found my new favorite comic panels i guess

Two comic panels.
First panel: a man is grabbing a woman by the shoulders.
Man: "Hey! What's going on?"
Woman: "He's a *cop*, Aaerin!"

Second panel: both characters are now beating a man in a police uniform.
Man: "Cops--the most annoying fleshy ones of *all*."

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 20/05/2026

Tifa’s a surprise but the rest checks out www.idrlabs.com/final-fantas...

Top text: Final fantasy test

Results
A spiderweb graph with the images of 8 ff characters and their names and matching percentages.
Values, Clockwise from top:
Cloud 55%
Squall 65%
Lightning 65%
Aerith 50%
Yuna 65%
Sephiroth 50%
Tifa 75%
Vivi 45%

Bottom text: “You are most like Tifa Lockhart (75%).”

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 14/05/2026

@aid1043.bsky.social hi! just found your heed to the pulse platform, tried my hands at the special challenge, and i thought it was a bit weird that this answer didn't work the third sudoku lol (i did find the expected answer i was just confused)

Hover over a hint for details!
Title starts with D
Darkside boss theme
Destiny's Force
Original Organization XIII boss theme
Darkness of the Unknown

Darkness of the Unknown is highlighted in red as a wrong answer

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 03/05/2026

since i'm already posting some pictures from my latest dlp trip i guess i'll share them here too let it just be said that world of frozen was everything i wanted it to be and also the entire adventure way expansion is an absolute banger

A selfie of myself (a white man) in world of frozen.

a picture of myself (a white man) at the meet and greet with anna and elsa from frozen 2

a landscape shot of world of frozen from across adventure bay (the lake at disney adventure world in paris) at the golden hour

A picture of the Disney Cascade of Lights show, with water jets on adventure bay and drones flying in the shape of grandma tala's spirit stingray form from Moana

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 03/05/2026

If you see this, post a concert photo you took have another one from the clair obscur painted symphony concert. turns out i am the basic bitch who enjoys when people pull out their phones to create a lightshow in the audience.

the cirque royal in brussels. the clair obscur expedition 33 concert is happening on stage and the audience is lit up with people using their phone torch

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 03/05/2026

liberals going "left kiwifarms" like they think the problem with kiwifarms is they're mean people and not that they engaged in systemic harassment, stalking and sometimes physical threats to marginalized people, mainly trans women i think it's time for this

meme of a woman putting a toybox on a shelf with a child looking upset about it. the box has been labeled ‘"kiwifarms"’ and the child ‘Liberals’

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TalysAlankil @talysalankil.snarktheater.com · 30/04/2026

so did you omit a different position you occupied on all these shows just for the sake of a gotcha like right now or what lmao Anyway have fun defending collaborators I guess

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