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@thekatriarch.bsky.social
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reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch 🖖 | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear 🐻‍❄ | adoptee | etc |

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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 6h
Students-are-backpocalypse
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 9h
Serious about this btw, I'm going to write a story either way, but it would be more fun if other people do it too! We can all share our drafts on Halloween
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 10h
Now Watching: the 2026 tubi original Buzzkill
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 10h
Oh, an antique wooden trunk with an inlaid American flag mysteriously appeared on the sidewalk on October 1st, think I should open it? What could go wrong?
The wooden trunk described.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 11h
What? No
Post from the r/yellowjackets subreddit:
With everything that has happened to our survivors in the teen and adult timeline is it possible for them to have a happy ending?
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my coworkers today was like, oh, kate, I took this training about why AI is bad [my paraphrase] and I think you would love it, I'm going to send you the slides 🥰🥰🥰
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The two holds that came in together are the big fat nonfiction books that will take me forever to read, of course 😞
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Storygraph introduces a new feature for cowards
Private books are here!

You can now keep any book to yourself. A private book's title, author, and cover are hidden from everyone else: on your profile, your shelves, and the news feed. And your review of it stays hidden too.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What do I want For lunch
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
google ai results telling people we still give out free covid tests which we haven't done in YEARS, thank u so much
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was telling my coworkers about how I believe we need to knock down the white house and make the president live and work in a drab concrete office park and they were laughing and I was like I know I'm saying it in a humorous way but I am 100% serious about this but I don't think they believed me
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he needs to be eating worms
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My husband will not stop watching a show even when it gets really bad and worse he watches them when I'm home forcing ME to watch them 😢
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok I'm in a terrible grouchy mood so I think I better log off lol see you later
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got a email that I may have a claim in the class action lawsuit against cvs and they want me to attach proof that I used the website during the period in question... how... how do I prove that I used a website over a year ago
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's time to look outside the mainstream sugar economy which has failed us
Homer Simpson with his baseball bat in front of his pile of sugar.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why is my fricking computer being so fucking SLOW Jesus christ
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been seeing girls doing makeup videos where they actually emphasize the dark circles under their eyes which seems like some kind of recession indicator but I'm also kind of into it
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
doctor says she'll refer me to pagliacci but it may take 6-12 months
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had to brown my own sugar like a peasant 😞
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Phones/internet aren't not part of it but it's way more complex than that, there's the 3-cueing plague but also these kids who were 15 in 2025 would have been 10 when a deadly plague forced the schools to close down for their safety
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Suddenly caring a lot about my grammar and punctuation while emailing the teen who wants to do tutoring for kids
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But it's still cool to take a big bite of mcdonalds sandwich at the interview, right
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think he's on to something, I think he should eat more worms actually, a cup a day is not enough to stave off the cold hand of death, you're gonna need to at least quadruple that
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OK time to see how many emails I have
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remembering the time I got the salt-water-cooking time ratio exactly perfect and the pasta was so perfectly seasoned straight out of the pot that I was just eating it directly from the colander, forever chasing that high
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need to figure out what to eat for dinner
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I usually say Oscar the grouch but idk honestly how to choose between him, Kermit, statler&Waldorf (a single entity), Ernie, and miss piggy
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a cold so I'm watching the 1995 p&p as one does and once again wondering why they made poor Maria Lucas dance with a sixty year old man at the netherfield ball
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought I was expected back at work tomorrow but I'm not on the roster until Friday soooooo.... score?
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also I FINALLY had an excuse to wear this dress after 6 years
My most beautiful green dress that's way too fancy to ever wear at any event I would go to.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I can't stop thinking about this amazing smoked salmon pizza I had in Ketchikan, I'll never forget you, pizza :sad music begins to play:
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's the whales I promised you
A whale fluke.A whale fluke and a boat.You guessed it: a whale fluke.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had an amazing nap in my own bed, spectacular, ten out of five stars
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Home! I'm home! I'm in my own bed!
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And now, a small assortment
A cool building covered in driftwood.A statue of a bear with a fish.A wall with "juggalo" on it in green paint.A sign that says "do not pet the fluffy dogs" with a picture of a bear and cub.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
:nodding thoughtfully: it closet
Sign next to a door, it says IT CLOSET.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here is a cat i met in prince rupert, bc, what did I miss
A large black and white cat loafing in grass and looking very pleased with itself.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hello from San Francisco
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stupid Alaskan wolf bird
Wooden carved loon in a shop window.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know what I love about Alaska is that "smoked salmon" means the same thing here as it does in Oregon, HOT smoked
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I did not see the northern lights, but at least I slept through 90% of the fjord sailing today bc I was up until 4:30am
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Heyyyy I still have signal even though we left the town! Hi! I'm sitting outside in the dark with a bunch of other people!
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A win for the katriarchy AND spooky bitches wearing antlers, what a blessing
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Supposedly an 80% chance of seeing the northern lights tonight 🙏🙏🙏
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jesus christ
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WHY IS IT SO HOT
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Awful
Golden sky reflected on the water as the sun disappears behind mountains.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We saw hella whales!!! I only have pics from my camera, not my phone, so no pics until I get home but instead I can offer you this bookstore dog, whose name is Bagel
A very handsome and polite black and white dog in the doorway of a bookstore.
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kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hello from a surprisingly warm day in alaska!!!
Me wearing my birthday cake hat.Calm sea and mountains seen through the railing of a ship.
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