kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 9hSerious about this btw, I'm going to write a story either way, but it would be more fun if other people do it too! We can all share our drafts on Halloween 171
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 10hOh, an antique wooden trunk with an inlaid American flag mysteriously appeared on the sidewalk on October 1st, think I should open it? What could go wrong? 7221
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One of my coworkers today was like, oh, kate, I took this training about why AI is bad [my paraphrase] and I think you would love it, I'm going to send you the slides 🥰🥰🥰 0182
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The two holds that came in together are the big fat nonfiction books that will take me forever to read, of course 😞 2100
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026google ai results telling people we still give out free covid tests which we haven't done in YEARS, thank u so much 0150
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was telling my coworkers about how I believe we need to knock down the white house and make the president live and work in a drab concrete office park and they were laughing and I was like I know I'm saying it in a humorous way but I am 100% serious about this but I don't think they believed me 2361
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My husband will not stop watching a show even when it gets really bad and worse he watches them when I'm home forcing ME to watch them 😢 1120
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ok I'm in a terrible grouchy mood so I think I better log off lol see you later 050
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I got a email that I may have a claim in the class action lawsuit against cvs and they want me to attach proof that I used the website during the period in question... how... how do I prove that I used a website over a year ago 190
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's time to look outside the mainstream sugar economy which has failed us 1132
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why is my fricking computer being so fucking SLOW Jesus christ 010
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've been seeing girls doing makeup videos where they actually emphasize the dark circles under their eyes which seems like some kind of recession indicator but I'm also kind of into it 3171
Reposted by kateactually madeleine is the scientist🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 26/09/2026doctor says she'll refer me to pagliacci but it may take 6-12 months 0122
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Phones/internet aren't not part of it but it's way more complex than that, there's the 3-cueing plague but also these kids who were 15 in 2025 would have been 10 when a deadly plague forced the schools to close down for their safety 1110
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Suddenly caring a lot about my grammar and punctuation while emailing the teen who wants to do tutoring for kids 180
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026But it's still cool to take a big bite of mcdonalds sandwich at the interview, right 3180
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think he's on to something, I think he should eat more worms actually, a cup a day is not enough to stave off the cold hand of death, you're gonna need to at least quadruple that 4152
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remembering the time I got the salt-water-cooking time ratio exactly perfect and the pasta was so perfectly seasoned straight out of the pot that I was just eating it directly from the colander, forever chasing that high 0180
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I usually say Oscar the grouch but idk honestly how to choose between him, Kermit, statler&Waldorf (a single entity), Ernie, and miss piggy 040
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have a cold so I'm watching the 1995 p&p as one does and once again wondering why they made poor Maria Lucas dance with a sixty year old man at the netherfield ball 2100
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I thought I was expected back at work tomorrow but I'm not on the roster until Friday soooooo.... score? 0100
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Also I FINALLY had an excuse to wear this dress after 6 years 9490
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I can't stop thinking about this amazing smoked salmon pizza I had in Ketchikan, I'll never forget you, pizza :sad music begins to play: 2220
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Had an amazing nap in my own bed, spectacular, ten out of five stars 0110
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Here is a cat i met in prince rupert, bc, what did I miss 1362
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know what I love about Alaska is that "smoked salmon" means the same thing here as it does in Oregon, HOT smoked 1150
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I did not see the northern lights, but at least I slept through 90% of the fjord sailing today bc I was up until 4:30am 0150
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Heyyyy I still have signal even though we left the town! Hi! I'm sitting outside in the dark with a bunch of other people! 1110
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A win for the katriarchy AND spooky bitches wearing antlers, what a blessing 1130
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Supposedly an 80% chance of seeing the northern lights tonight 🙏🙏🙏 2170
kate @thekatriarch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We saw hella whales!!! I only have pics from my camera, not my phone, so no pics until I get home but instead I can offer you this bookstore dog, whose name is Bagel 5470