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i do enjoy a little treat from time to time

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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 2h
“god is a crazy lover” - said the priest while delivering the homily at my grandmother’s funeral
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 20h
Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole"
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not quite, autosuggest
dm from a friend that reads: Dude you have one of these!!!!!!!!!
me writing a response that begins: could’ve knocked me over with a
autosuggest options: hammer / knife / blunt
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Werner Herzog with speech ballloon as if reading the quoted post
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
eating a single piece of fruit hasn’t immediately cured my depression but it is certainly a welcome change from the Feelings In The Form of Carbohydrates i’ve been enjoying these past few days
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
come ON
tee “TEEEEEEEEEEEE” higgins
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
imagine devoting your entire life to being good at catching footballs and you achieve your ultimate goal of being a wide receiver in the national football league and then every week you get to watch chase and higgins effortlessly make everything you have ever worked for look like useless shit
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
penning a new ditty about a peevish cpa who believes his line of work as his true love. choosin’ taxes coming to a radio near you
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
listening to Numb, But I Still Feel it by the american rock band Title Fight from Kingston, Pennsylvania makes me want to kool-aid man a brick wall
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960
P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN
KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD 
P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN 
NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ?
KID : NEITHER 
P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY 
P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER 
KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK 
BABY: DADDY-O
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nancy: do you want to meet me at the southwestern ohio instructional technology association? sluggo:
a building with the acronym SOITA on the side
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
one time when i was at the dmv the guy in line next to me was a few dollars short to renew his license and if he didn’t renew it that day it would wind up costing him a couple hundred more; i had some cash on me and was able to slide him the $9 he needed and i’ve never seen a stranger so happy
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
responding to bad news the healthy way: laying down in the dark and eating a piece of bread
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 25,1944
P1- NANCY SEES A FLOWER BLOOMING IN A CRACK IN THE STREET
P2- NANCY LEAVES AND RETURNS WITH SOME STRING AND A LARGE PIECE OF CARDBOARD 
P3- NANCY HAS MADE A DETOUR SIGN AND PLACED ACROSS THE ROAD, IN FRONT OF THE FLOWER IN THE ROAD
A MAN IN A AUTOMOBILE HAS STOPPED AND IS LOOKING AT THE DETOUR SIGN
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my favorite part of being sick is that after every time i blow my nose, i have to blow my nose again
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MOVIE TRIVIA: drew barrymore’s character in donnie darko chose “cellar door” as the most beautiful phrase in the english language because despite being released in 2001 the film is set in 1988, a time when fred durst hasn’t yet introduced the chocolate starfish & the hot dog flavored water
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
THIS NIGHTMARE WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ohio license plate on a bmw reading DSM 5
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Pera reading the church announcements
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
first day of autumn you know what what means, time to watch scream and scream 2 and scream 3 and scream 5
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 21/09/2026
‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has passed $100M worldwide.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Zohran post about filling one pothole: We filled our 2,000th pothole! Wow! New York is the greatest city in the world! Zohran post about meeting with the president: Some guy was here and that is now over.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other.
A city that exists
There is no such thing as art without a human on one end of the line and a human on the other end. In communication with each other. Like a closed electric circuit (?) I could explain that better but I spent my life appreciating art. There are pieces of writing that stand on their own without any supplementary information but there's a reason that when we read a classic poem or short story we usually soon after want to know when and where and under which conditions it was written. Same with music. You can hear a song you like and appreciate it knowing little but the first question people often ask when you play them something by a new band is where are they from? It’s funny that you should ask because they are from a city that exists. Art is a conversation where the particulars of the world are made universal and the universal is made particular. Think about how powerful an engine of imagination it is for a young person hearing a band and learning that they are from some far off place – Tokyo or New York or even somewhere gross like the UK. It is a time portal. It is magic. It even works if the artist dead. So too with a painting. The little information plaque in the museum is an extraordinarily powerful tool. What if it said no one painted this nowhere? Well then you’d be looking at nothing. And now what would you be?
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ja’marr fuckin Chase
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
bad time to announce it but i too am suffering from back tightness today
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
our son is so beautiful
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Annie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 18,1952
P1- NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 
NANCY: OH, SLUGGO 
P2-NANCY: I BOUGHT YOU A BALLOON 
SLUGGO: OH, THANKS 
P3- SLUGGO BEGINS TO BLOW UP THE BALLOON 
SLUGGO: THAT WAS NICE OF HER
P4- SLUGGO IS PERPLEXED BY A MESSAGE THATS WRITTEN ON THE BALLOON THAT HE SEES WHEN HE HAS FINISHED BLOWING IT UP 
MESSAGE ON THE BALLOON 
        HOW 
ABOUT THAT 
      DOLLAR 
    YOU OWE
          ME?
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 17
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
at the end of the day nothing hits the spot like 100-200 annie’s bunny grahams. surely i will not regret filling the emptiness within me with 100-200 annie’s bunny grahams
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 17/09/2026
let's all have some civil discourse, i'll start. fuck you
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Billy Strings is really good music to eat a can of beans to
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A man asks Big Torso Frank "hey Big Torso Frank. Can I hurl myself against yout massive torso?" Big Torso Frank says "yeah, sure." The man flings himself back first into Frank. Frank easily absorbs the impact with a FUMP. The man FLOPs down and Big Torso Frank asks "so how was it?" The man, tearful, embraces Big Torso Frank and cries "I had never known peace before this moment." Big Torso Frank lovingly looks at him and says "lots of people react this way."
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wayne’s new flea collar makes him smell like fresh linen & hatred
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s honestly sick as fuck that i see scenes like this outside the kitchen window at work
a fawn sunning itself among a woodpile
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 22
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
two nights in a row of my brain deciding sleep is overrated and instead we need to roll film of every disappointment and let down from the last 5-10 years
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blanks @blanksss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
in the back of my mind i have always conflated bob mackie with bobby mackey because after all why not, why shouldn’t a prolific fashion designer also have a country music career and own & operate a haunted honky-tonk in kentucky
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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