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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21h
dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New Bolsonaro Minis! Shrinkflation!
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I say this as a fan: China Mieville looks like a guy who John Wick would need an unexpectedly high number of bullets to kill
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop making me think about these nerds having sex parties. Shoving calculators into each other’s holes and so forth
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A mod from r/doordash (username i_love_femboys6969) got arrested by the FBI for plotting his SECOND ISIS inspired terrorist attack after previously being radicalized on roblox. If you understand all the twists and turns of this story like I do, it's time to log off. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/butle...
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Butler County Man Charged with Receiving a Firearm and Ammunition With Intent to Commit Terrorism on Behalf of ISIS
Jonathan Hunter Kramer, 21, a resident of Valencia, Pennsylvania, has been charged by federal criminal complaint with receiving a firearm and ammunition knowing or having reasonable cause to believe t...
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it took 6 hours for people to start posting porn which is so sad. i feel like in the past it would have been like... instant. kids these days!
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the unmoderated posting of every submission has been a fucking TRIP!!
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
people are getting creative
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's my time to shine* *permanently shatter Ed Sheeran's psyche and fan base
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Is heroin addictive? Local user says no"
CULTURE

ALANA HOPE LEVINSON

Taylor Lorenz's Screen Time Is Almost 17 Hours a Day. 17!!!

The extremely online journalist and content creator doesn't believe in tech hygiene and yearns for a world where "inbox infinity" is celebrated.
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
those nails!!!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hacked by a moth.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years since I asked William Basinski to copy some tapes for me and he ruined them. I’m still mad about it.
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
what pops into my brain when somebody talks about their Pilates class
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
wikihow tutorial illustration with a man in baseball cap and pink shirt partially crouching, hands on thighs, and pivoting counterclockwise as shown by red arrows. Caption reads, "how to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
somebody already said this probably but you could try changing the food mix to see if it disgourages the sparrows,
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Werner really doing his best to encourage that young filmmaker to self-harm
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i expect the actual content if GTA 6 to be SIGNIFICANTLY more "woke" than most popular media aimed at teenage boys.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/08/2026
most embarassing country in the history of the entire earth
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
one like this just happened in Winfield, Kansas also
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sorry, I did not read the comments before posting 🫠
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
you'll be finding them for the rest of the time you own the car
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
michael wolff’s hard drives should be seized by a guerrilla army of journalists who will actually write the fucking stories that need to be written instead of waiting for a personally advantageous moment to trickle them out
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
People are making fun of Pete for this, but in a way, haven't we all lost our main resupply base in the Gulf of Oman due to Iranian ballistic missile strikes?
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
so my takeaway from all this Natalie Harb business is that she is going to end up wearing his skin?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Spreadsheet people New York and California Spreadsheet people I was born on Jupiter
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/08/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Natalie Harp, the child aide being viciously attacked for being a helpless young girl, is 35 years old.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 19/08/2026
The Boundary Waters will remain exactly as it should: wild, pristine, and unharmed.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it was a generational fumble for the dems to pull back on letting coach tim, our gentle midwestern uncle, stand in front of a mic and express disgust and bewilderment at what an absolute grab bag of misfit freaks this admin is. this is weird! these people are fucking weirdos!!! it’s yucky!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Our little network is 5 years old today, and not so little as we are (to my surprise) nearing a billion episodes downloaded across all shows. To celebrate, we're releasing a new weekly series today, Natural Causes, hosted by (Dr.) James Stout! www.iheartmedia.com/press/iheart...
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iHeartMedia Celebrates Fifth Anniversary of Cool Zone Media and Announces New Podcast "Natural Causes"
iHeartMedia is a leading global media and entertainment company specializing in radio, digital, mobile, social, live events and on-demand entertainment.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'll be honest, I didn't expect Hugh Hefner to have been one of the few influential men who acted against Epstein. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
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Hugh Hefner tried to warn the FBI about Epstein — new docs show they ignored him. Hefner notified and reported that a Playmate was sexually abused and trafficked by Epstein.
Explore this post and more from the Fauxmoi community
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Error.System.Crash.Imminent @systemcrash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
J6 ass cause of death
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E.E. Knight @eeknight.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I suspect the ICE shock gloves won't last long because like six out of ten of the guys who wear them are gonna forget they're on and reach down to scratch their balls.
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