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Andrew

@swandre3000.bsky.social
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podcaster (Friends at the Table & Media Club Plus), aspiring amateur woodworker, sports, etc. etc. etc.

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 11h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 13h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FOOD YOU CRAVE ONCE A WEEK.

A - SEVEN HOT DOGS
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
mutant comic
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 18h
“if we’re mean to them they’ll retreat to their bunkers” ok??? let them??? cut off the internet and electricity to the bunker??? seize their assets??? what fucking nonsense
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18h
if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 18h
If you live in the following states, TODAY is the last day to register to vote before the midterm elections: Arizona Arkansas Florida Georgia Indiana Kentucky Mississippi Ohio Tennessee Texas find your state's info at IWillVote.com
iwillvote.com
I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Cyborg K9 🌹 @cyborgk9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can pay for this with a credit card, but don't dare think of commissioning art of consenting adults having fun sexually, credit card companies (and PayPal) will de-bank you. Our systems are so screwed up. :/
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Misogynist week 1 and a racist by week 4, what new lows can you stoop to Arif
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ann hedonia 👻 @lyctor.space · 04/10/2026
It’s truly amazing how you can build a long-running, successful publication by hiring only the absolute stupidest rubes and liars available
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
crazy that they got her to do this, considering she's the greatest women's basketball player of all time and therefore presumably participating in the currently ongoing WNBA Playoffs
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gonna be honest, gang. The moment you convince people you can make a machine who is conscious and capable of suffering, that is the moment you should be introduced to John Brown's blade for thinking you can sell that person.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Si F Sweetman @sifsweetman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you can't do a Crime Pull-Up they don't let you go on jobs. #FriendsAtTheTable #Perpetua
An aerial view as the irate chef, Uncle Nicky, and the Terrapine gear-head Jonathan hang from the side of the Airship, The Adventure Beckons, on a giant fork. Uncle Nicky is flexing out of his chef''s coat attempting to pull the two of them aboard lest they fall into the nebulous clouds and collapsing castle below.
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what, you weren't feeling the extremely fetish laden relationship between Sam and the owner in season2 ?!?!?
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin having one Minecraft city he's been working on for 12 years that he loves dearly and could talk about for hours is really doing wonders for my theory that autism is hyper-represented in football coaches.
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's wrestling night in the hearts of fans, friends, and family across the world. Rest in Peace PAC.
Ben Satterley AKA PAC tweets: throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The failed state vibes have become stronger than you can imagine
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(PEPEGR∆PHIX) 📺✨ @pepesalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a thing for my gunpla. ✨
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 30/09/2026
A policy expert described Education Secretary Linda McMahon’s push in favor of private schools as a “great American heist,” funneling money from public schools: “It’s a strategic theft of the future of our country, our kids and our democracy.” (Published Oct. 2025)
propublica.org
These Activists Want to Dismantle Public Schools. Now They Run the Education Department.
Under Trump, the Department of Education has been bringing in activists hostile to public schools. It could mean a new era of private and religious schools boosted by tax dollars — and the end of publ...
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yesterday, Trump’s America dot gov site answered factual questions like “who won the 2020 election” accurately. Today, it no longer does.
Daniel Dale 
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X.com
Yesterday, asked about its chatbot's many debunkings of Trump, the White House said it "will continue to be updated to provide more features, resources, and the most accurate information from the federal government."
Today...lots of accurate answers have been simply forbidden, with the chatbot framing information like who won the 2020 election as forbidden "political commentary." x.com/ddale8/status/...

Daniel Dale * @ddale8 • 20m
Yesterday: Trump administration chatbot says it's not true that Trump inherited the worst inflation in history.
Today: Says it can't answer such questions...
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
98th percentile on the Krillion today, I almost unlocked my third eye
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch
Streamers, wary of both AI and YouTube’s infuriatingly un-transparent hall of mirrors, are not enthused about this new development.

“Ohhh so that’s why ad revenue dropped,” longtime streamer JP "itmeJP" McDaniel said on Twitter.  

“I’m genuinely worried that the sheer fact that I’m a lesbian will cause the AI to remove ads,” said Vtuber LuminusRed. “In the past I’ve tested it and confirmed that I get less ad money if I had queer-related tags on my stream like ‘lesbian,’ so I am worried this dumb AI monitoring will mean I no longer get money from ads on Twitch.”
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aw shit they could've done a "if the US wins the World Cup liberty biberty will have a gangbang" campaign like that one porn star in 2010
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
i need the global economy to collapse so sports teams are cheap enough to be owned by moderately rich weirdo eccentrics rather than billionaire evildoers again
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026
so we're approaching a world where every american sports franchise is valued so highly that all 120ish of them are all gonna be owned by the same 30 guys/groups right like we're already halfway there but we will be completely there by 2040
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you don't think they're gonna side with Trump on some 11th hour hail Mary to not seat the midterm winners or just stop them altogether or throw out all mail ballots, man I don't know what to tell you. They will. They will do whatever he wants.
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no.
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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 29/09/2026
AEW is amazing at tribute shows, and I really wish we didn’t know that.
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vic Michaelis deserves all the awards for their performance in this game.
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait, the cult-like, billionaire-pushed school that has driven kids to mental health breakdowns and that families have fled in droves? Read the Wired story about it here www.wired.com/story/ai-tea...
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 29/09/2026
he look like he was at the battle of naboo
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
remarkably quick journey from "do I need WhatsApp so I can communicate safely" to "do I need to take WhatsApp off my phone and factory reset it so I can communicate safely"
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Worse (imo), they will 100% be tallied as people who dropped out/left the university - bc retention is a huge deal for university admin from a purely $ perspective at least - but the reason those people left most likely won't be accurately tallied. (Source, I worked in universities for 5ish years)
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is especially true at public state universities who have become more and more dependent on alumni money as state and federal funding for public colleges has waned, especially your non tier-1 institutions aka "directional schools" (Western Kentucky University is a good example of this in KY)
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a money tree. Alumni who were Greek are more likely to donate to the university (and are more likely to become a mega rich donor) and will also recruit other "desirable" (rich) students who are likely to become donors.
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🏒🧛🏻‍♀️Ashley Harlequin🧛🏻‍♀️🏒 @misskittyf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I already have been feeling sad today even before the news, but I had managed to hold off breaking down crying until Mustafa posted this…
A post from Mustafa Ali with a picture of PAC glaring at the camera with the caption “Long live the King.
Ben protected and took care of the cruiserweight brothers every week. I will never forget his kindness. I will never forget the feeling of realizing he is the absolute best all around performer I have been in the ring with. I will never forget him standing up to the machine.
I will never forget our King.
Rest easy, Ben.”
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when literally any team in the NFL could've had Lamar and instead they decided it was more important to fuck over labor than to win
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hell yeah dude
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 26/09/2026
i am begging people to make gamefaqs for new releases... make me an ascii map, even be opinionated about how much you hate a certain mechanic, anything to save us from 500 websites listing the same information chock full of ads
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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