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Susanne

@susanne.bsky.social
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Digital manager at [redacted]. Prob going to be lots of animal pics. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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Verity Holloway @verityholloway.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The annual murder-gonk cull is upon us. I hate these things with a passion. Every year at my old job, we'd be instructed to destroy them on sight because they're a massive fire & cancer risk. I've ripped the heads off so many, I feel like some kind of elven serial killer. www.gov.uk/product-safe...
Product recall graphic for those stupid 'gonk' dolls with pointy heads and flammable beards.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow! Texts are super rare for the Hittites, basically there’s just one archive and it’s 95% lists of prayer sacrifices to mountain gods, so this is really, really exciting!
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Lee Benfield @benf.org · 06/10/2026
(No idea who did it but *chefs kiss*)
Shots from the elizabeth Holmes documentary with then we're just normal men" dialogue.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Beavers, everybody. Beavers.
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Beavers destroy sign warning about beavers
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't think our seas need more pollution tbh
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Perfect list
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Massive companies will email their freelance clients after 6 months of sitting on invoices like:
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'll just watch Kiki eight times instead.
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Jace's PFP: Black Cat with Green Eyes
ALT: Jace's PFP: Black Cat with Green Eyes
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I once got Bill Bailey's 'Human slaves in an insect nation' played on R6. Proudest moment of my life.
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Zoë Crowther @zoecrowther.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The AI minister has used AI-generated synthetic focus groups provided by a private company to test public opinion on AI and other issues The model is trained on data from real-life focus groups
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seeing all these gentle, happy images when everyone knows this is the real horror.
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Noseybonk Thumbs Up
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marillion? FUCKING MARILLION?
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Sarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Archaeologists excavating near Naousa in northern Greece recently uncovered a roughly 2,400-year-old school complex, or gymnasium. The site which stood in the ancient Macedonian town of Mieza, may have been where Aristotle taught in the 4th century B.C.E.” 🚨 allthatsinteresting.com/greece-ancie...
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Archaeologists In Greece Found An Ancient School Complete With Intact Benches Where Students Like Alexander The Great Listened To Lectures More Than 2,000 Years Ago
Archaeologists excavating near Naousa uncovered a 2,400-year-old school that's believed to be where Aristotle taught a young Alexander the Great.
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
... What?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be pretty fucked up when this baby yeti starts telling people to kill themselves.
Subway display ad for meta’s muse ai product billed as “ai that gets it done.” The mascot is a little smiling fuzzy white puppet guy.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rare example of the questioning sentence going against Betteridge's Law
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes. “If you defund and deplatform anti-racists then that will force their movement underground, and then they will be truly dangerous!” is never, ever an argument you will hear from the right-wing media. Because they know very well that defunding and deplatforming *actually works*.
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I regret to inform you I have written the whole poem. Ed Sheeran’s “The Raven” awaits you at www.facebook.com/johnrobertsoncomedy
A photo of some blurry text on a laptop screen, mostly the title “Ed Sheeran’s The Raven” is visible.
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's so frustrating. I sent a long email begging for us to leave X when the Grok CSAM was first in the news and was told that we can't leave until central government do as we can't be seen to jump first. Sitting there just begging someone to make a stand.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you never want to visit again, sure!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We fucking told them this would happen and they didn’t care. The more dead women the better.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Despoina [Commissions Open] @desdarkdesigns.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
Reminder as to why you do not under any circunstances trust these companies with your data. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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ID photos of 70,000 users may have been leaked, Discord says
The platform says hackers targeted a firm that helped to verify the ages of its users.
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have told H no.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That book was one of my favourites growing up. I will never get over Justin :(
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I see ai "consciousness" is back in the conversation, so time to tap the sign again
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If "legitimate concerns" were considered to excuse illegitimate methods, then nobody from Just Stop Oil or Palestine Action would have been arrested. So we know it doesn't. In fact that phrase is only ever used in one context. Only in that context is uniformed mob intimidation "peaceful protest"
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 04/09/2026
A British government that is dropping Net Zero and supporting fossil fuels while doing nothing about rocketing food prices suggests that Brits should stockpile food against a coming climate emergency. You have to wonder what these people think their job is. I mean, do they just sit on Twitter?
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Minister tells Brits to stock up on days of supplies after ‘supersize’ El Niño warning
Exclusive: Angela Eagle urges UK citizens to be ‘a bit more resilient’ as they plan for national emergencies
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Current day Ringo post: peace & love to me fans ✌️✌️✌️ Current Paul post: Just petted dog! Hypothetical George post: heard a new album, give it a listen Hypothetical John Lennon post: Come to “Cancel Me if You Can Fest” all funds raised benefit the Ricky Gervais cartoon where cats say the word slag
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 02/09/2026
again, the knowledge that coverage like this now happens because of some people who call themselves feminists drives me insane - must everyone who happened to have been born a girl be seen through the lens of "but what about breastfeeding"? is that really what we're doing, again?
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Fergus Murray @oolong.co.uk · 01/09/2026
There are so many awful things about the anti-trans moral panic, but one of the *saddest* bits about it is the way that it's poisoned the water for feminism. I *hate* that I see suffragette colours and it immediately makes me suspicious, for example. 'Women-only space'. 'Red Tent'. Red flags now.😖
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Wizarding News™ @wizarding.news · 01/09/2026
Harry Potter partnership with Australia Post *ended* because of complaints. ✅
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Caroline Hooton @carolinehooton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hand’s up everyone who looked at this and made a screeching brakes noise. Come on. Be truthful now.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There needs to be some reason for London to exist beyond buying and selling bits of it for profit. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
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Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The future of the iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords, Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion...
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 20/08/2026
someone please put the comic book villains back inside the comic books
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 18/08/2026
So pleased with all the love this clip has had! The film itself is *achingly* close to breaking 100k views on YT and while reaching this number will achieve absolutely nothing (tangible) it will make me, a buffoon, very happy... www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vZ...
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DUCKS | Award Winning Animated Short Film
YouTube video by AJ Jefferies
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 19/08/2026
This stopped me in my tracks. An independent study by @qmul.bsky.social has found that after ULEZ was introduced, children’s lungs grew faster in Central London and have now caught up with children outside of the capital. Incredible.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Back when i was editor of @lonrec.bsky.social the BBC asked me during an interview if i thought the Elizabeth line would be Sadiq Khan's big legacy for London. i said: "no. it's ULEZ expansion." they looked at me like i had three heads. Every year though there's more and more proof I was right.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No one can complain about equality and diversity when a credible candidate for World's Most Incapable Man is filthy rich and the President of The United States. Literally fuck the fuck off with this bullshit. Every journalist who entertains the idea E&D is up for debate is quite frankly, a cunt
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You'd have to be quite dim to look at the recent output of Kathleen Stock et al and think that they're centre-left types with some "valid concerns" about gender identity. There's a consistently harsh and reactionary view of human experience which turns people into "problems"
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am in a loft conversion. It might actually be hotter than a lava pit.
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Susanne @susanne.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am v much over the sun now. It needs to give it a rest.
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