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Steady Gabe 🎃

@surlygabe.bsky.social
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Living life at the intersection of sports normie and queer nerd Lifelong #Razorback 🐗 fan | Casual #DallasCowboys 🏈 fan Bigots of all types: get lost [He/Him]

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 6h
Images are once again borked on Bluesky, and once again you see why alt text has more than one use.
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 7h
time to watch The Uninvited (1944)...
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This Week in Videogames @thisweekinvideogames.com · 30/09/2026
Valve has announced it will make changes to how Steam promotes discounts and sales events in 2027, switching from manual curation to personalised algorithms. The company says it is confident that the move “results in a better experience for customers and developers."
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Steam Frontpage To Become More Algorithmic In 2027, Following Change To Discount Curation
The 'Discounts and Events' segment will be determined by “dynamic and personalized recommendations” unique to each Steam user.
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell: Grim Howldgson @timhodgson.bsky.social · 11h
🎶 take me down to the succotash city / where the sufferin's mean / and the bird is tweety 🎶
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 11h
happy Block A Pedant day
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 12h
See it’s cool because now every delivery driver can also be part of your neighborhood watch and cops will be able to jack in to live feeds from driver glasses. /s
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Amazon Drivers’ Smart Glasses Are Going to Be an Image Problem
Coming soon up a garden path near you: an Amazon.com Inc. driver wearing smart glasses, almost constantly taking pictures and sending them back to the company to be analyzed by humans and fed into an ...
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2026
your average Bluesky adventuring party has: - 1 sports person who is also a political sicko - 1 adhd chaos crafter who is also a political sicko - 1 sff writer who is also a political sicko - 1 romance author who is also a lawyer who is also a political sicko - 1 gardener recovering from being a po
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
little paws. little curled up paws
orange cat loafing with his paws tucked in
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
music time music.youtube.com/watch?v=5_S8...
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It's Not Just Me, It's Everybody
YouTube video by Weyes Blood - Topic
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if everything was extremely stupid?
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Arkansas Times @arktimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More than three-quarters of member cities in a Mississippi River coalition have been approached to host data centers.
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Mississippi River mayors, including three in Arkansas, propose AI data center guardrails - Arkansas Times
More than three-quarters of member cities in a Mississippi River coalition have been approached to host data centers.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
strongly agreed. fines and criminal penalties should not merely communicate a finger wag but actually change the strategic situation of a would-be white collar criminal
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IDC how good your writing is: if it's on Substack, I'm not reading it
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
A thing I learned about Meta when I was trying to understand how their statements relate to their actions a few years ago is that *they just tell absolutely indefensible lies* and journalists almost always let them. They believed no one would ever punish them for it in any way that matters.
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
PS2 pre-rendered backgrounds, my beloved <3
A capture from one our PS2s of the prologue chapter in Zanarkand with huge statues flanking a huge door surrounded by blitzball fans.
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Amanda Silberling @amanda.omg.lol · 28/09/2026
I'm interviewing Bluesky execs on stage at TechCrunch Disrupt in a few weeks, so it's only fitting to ask on Bluesky... what do people want to know?
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3456 goes a-courtin'
Two bunnies are in a rowboat on a small pond, flanked by leaves overhead. One bunny rows the boat, while the other serenades with a small guitar.
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again, I feel like everyone else must've watched a different movie than I did (The Visit, 2015)
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MY FORTUNE COOKIE: “You will soon experience a great transformation.” MY BRAIN:
An illustration depicting Kafka’s “Metamorphosis,” featuring a human-sized bug on its back in a small bed in a sparsely-decorated bedroom.
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a big difference between healthy skepticism and always assuming the worst, y'all
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merritt @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
there is only one major kind of business today and it is stripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society to buy more money before the world ends
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feeling horror movie burnout right before October starts isn't ideal
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any day now. Surely.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kallik is a bearrel of fun
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Maggie Harrison Dupré @mharrisondupre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEW: Justin Brown, a cofounder of the AI slop empire Brown Brothers Media, has deep ties to convicted sex criminal and Epstein accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell. Maxwell promoted Brown's failed social media platform Ideapod -- which is still a publisher in BBM's portfolio: futurism.com/artificial-i...
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You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out One of Them Has Extensive Connections to Ghislaine Maxwell
Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's AI empire, has deep ties to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Raphael Satter @raphae.li · 28/09/2026
From @reuters.com: DUTCH POLICE: 24-YEAR-OLD MAN FROM AMSTERDAM WAS ARRESTED IN AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE HACKER GROUP SHINYHUNTERS
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
brutal
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh come on
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cowboys make a gd tackle challenge
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Reminder to everyone that today is the day to cancel your local market baseball streaming subscription. Don’t be a fool who pays for that in the offseason.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
burned into the flesh as a mark of the devil for all who wear them
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what a stop!
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Birds are the best. They may look at you like this but they’re never gonna send you unwanted texts or emails (Osprey) #birds 🌿
A bird of prey looks straight at the camera with beak open and tongue showing, looking a little goofy.
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what was that?!
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cancer: Vanquish your rapacity. Agglomerate your imperturbation. Then tomorrow, leave your thesaurus at home.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bringing an iced coffee to the country music discourse!! Yall I play too much
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love how flamethrowers were a default item to stock in 80s sci-fi horror film settings
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is some real sloppy football
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
why does Tulsa's coach look like he'd be the second shift manager at a Christian book store in lakeside town in Missouri
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Northwest Arkansas DSA | NWA DSA @dsanwa.org · 26/09/2026
Arkansas politicians sign a Bill that harms newborn children. New mothers no longer have access to postpartum Medicaid. #mothersofarkansas
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pls send help. I am sinking into the sofa and might never escape
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timeline cleanse
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
new type of guy
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Steady Gabe 🎃 @surlygabe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's a very sleepy afternoon
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In a stunning upset, the official color of Tennessee-Texas is yellow
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