Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I was banned from Twitter for saying that the world would be better when Musk overdosed. But it’s objectively true. 000
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The great thing about them dehumanizing themselves with their stupid costumes is that it makes it even easier to want to see them mercilessly [redacted] 000
Reposted by PashaJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/07/2026EXTRY, EXTRY! C.I.A. OVERTHROWN BY RIGHT-WING COUP! IRONY LOST ON ALL INVOLVED! EXTRY, EXTRY! 10434155
Reposted by PashaBlake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning 2149331142
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I love that the 4th of July is a celebration of articulate and careful thoughtfulness rather than to commemorate a battle like Lexington and Concord or the siege of Yorktown. But also…man. Go read through Jefferson’s list of grievances through the lens of Palestine. Palestinians are overdue 010
Reposted by PashaCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026crying and saluting while i use my Fleshlight in my running car under the cool glow of the walmart sign 511110
Reposted by Pashajourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/07/2026They made Kid Cuisine for grown men. There’s even a cowboy TV show tie-in 492313360
Reposted by PashaHemant Mehta @friendlyatheist.com · 02/07/2026You have never laughed as hard as the Washington Post reporter who wrote this sentence. 703381533
Reposted by PashaStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The most important divide in the Democratic Party today is between those who think Trump is a temporary aberration within the GOP and those who understand that Trump is the best version of what the GOP will be for the rest of our lives and into the foreseeable future. 211225257
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I had to set up a contract with a hospital for an MRI worth like $50k over 5 years for a specific astronaut medical research test and there was only one facility capable of doing it within 15 miles (critical because astronaut time is precious) and we still had to compete it. 040
Reposted by PashaCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/06/2026I just want to put this "fun" blast from the past here--an article in late 2004 in which Democrats can be seen blaming gay marriage activists for losing John Kerry the election by bringing lawsuits to enforce marriage equality. This article was not the only one.abcnews.comWas Same-Sex Marriage Partly to Blame for Kerry Loss? 92315576
Reposted by PashaFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/06/2026I think Elon Musk is JUST sentient enough to be dimly aware that he is damned for all time - that his name will be pissed and spat upon for as long as his filthy legacy is remembered - and that delights me. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...independent.co.ukElon Musk threatens to sue lawmaker who suggested DOGE cuts led to death of 4.5M kidsDemocrat Ro Khanna cited a 2025 study that estimated more than 14 million people could die without USAID resources by 2030 1042784508
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s always so funny to me that one of the most consistently beloved parts of Houston is in a part of Houston completely otherwise overlooked by most Houston press and tastemakers, if not outright scoffed at (not by Gwen) 000
Reposted by Pashajourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/06/2026We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off 125447940
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Nine minutes stoppage in this Canada Qatar match Jesus Christ just end it 000
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Watching the last five minutes of that South Africa/Chechia game gives me so much more sympathy for a woman having sex and not having her partner get her off. 000
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I don’t disagree with this but the Republicans are gonna nazi anyway and they literally never care about hypocrisy 010
Reposted by PashaBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Dietrich Bonhoeffer was an anti-fascist German Lutheran pastor who opposed Hitler and the Nazi Party so effectively that they murdered him in 1945. He is only a bad guy if you literally spend all your time on far-right, neo-Nazi websites and have pickled your brain in fascist group chats. 16471982293
Reposted by PashaPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When you make 1 trillion dollars, you have won the game. They should give you a parade and a gold statue. And then take away all your money and you start New Game+ with tougher enemies. 714270567
Reposted by Pashaderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter 1441382397415
Reposted by PashaBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Do you want to know something neat about goats? They will hang out with their siblings for their entire lives. In the front are Smooshie and Avocado, who are either 10 or 11 years old now. In the back are Megatron and Tutu who are two. 842639
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Lol Spike Lee was the first person I thought of when they won 010
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Thanking for reminding me of the easy layup for our classic of the week 020
Reposted by Pasharax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the good lord is trying to send yall a message fellas 718014
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Had a two week period where a mockingbird posted up outside my bedroom at 4 am every morning trying to get laid or whatever and I hated him with all hellfire. 010
Reposted by Pashathe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time 417200833533
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Wanting to ban religious law while wanting to impose religious law 010
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Elon Musk sitting down and watching the numbers get higher. More numbers than anyone ever. Still no “I love you” on the phone 000
Reposted by PashaBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This is a failure of vigilantism 17913
Reposted by Pashaan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026they got baseball on Mars 18853131
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The weirdest thing about this, aside from his wealth largely being an illusion, is that the value of his stock is entirely dependant on credulous greedos just giving him all their money. 000
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The haters will say this is an easy group (true) but this team is still playing better than any US team I’ve ever seen 000
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026This US team is doing great. Also if you watch on telemundo you don’t have to endure water break commercials. 000
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026We have more work to dostatic.klipy.comOrca Kiss SmoochAlt: Orcas plotting to destroy the wine collections of rich yacht owners 000
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Americans cheering against their own soccer team are fucking weird Like I understand having roots in another country and wanting to cheer for that team, but just deciding that you’re gonna root against the US team because US bad is so lame. 000
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Wait wait wait. So the US banned a Somali ref for undisclosed reasons but let in a rapist player who has now been denied entry to Canada? 010
Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Humanmaxxing is looking like the most annoying person I’ve ever seen in an Instragram ad 000