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Pasha

@surly.bsky.social
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Lover of dog (and cat). Bar owner. NASA contractor. Annoyed. Texan.

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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I was banned from Twitter for saying that the world would be better when Musk overdosed. But it’s objectively true.
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So good
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/07/2026
EXTRY, EXTRY! C.I.A. OVERTHROWN BY RIGHT-WING COUP! IRONY LOST ON ALL INVOLVED! EXTRY, EXTRY!
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Blake ™ @neilnevins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I love that the 4th of July is a celebration of articulate and careful thoughtfulness rather than to commemorate a battle like Lexington and Concord or the siege of Yorktown. But also…man. Go read through Jefferson’s list of grievances through the lens of Palestine. Palestinians are overdue
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Child's drawing

Child: hello darkness my old friend

Grumpy black squiggle: shut up
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
crying and saluting while i use my Fleshlight in my running car under the cool glow of the walmart sign
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They made Kid Cuisine for grown men. There’s even a cowboy TV show tie-in
Yellowstone branded frozen dinners
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Hemant Mehta @friendlyatheist.com · 02/07/2026
You have never laughed as hard as the Washington Post reporter who wrote this sentence.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The most important divide in the Democratic Party today is between those who think Trump is a temporary aberration within the GOP and those who understand that Trump is the best version of what the GOP will be for the rest of our lives and into the foreseeable future.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 28/06/2026
I just want to put this "fun" blast from the past here--an article in late 2004 in which Democrats can be seen blaming gay marriage activists for losing John Kerry the election by bringing lawsuits to enforce marriage equality. This article was not the only one.
abcnews.com
Was Same-Sex Marriage Partly to Blame for Kerry Loss?
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Kale is like if lettuce had an exoskeleton
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/06/2026
I think Elon Musk is JUST sentient enough to be dimly aware that he is damned for all time - that his name will be pissed and spat upon for as long as his filthy legacy is remembered - and that delights me. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Elon Musk threatens to sue lawmaker who suggested DOGE cuts led to death of 4.5M kids
Democrat Ro Khanna cited a 2025 study that estimated more than 14 million people could die without USAID resources by 2030
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Intentionally marrying into the D’Souza family is crazy
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s always so funny to me that one of the most consistently beloved parts of Houston is in a part of Houston completely otherwise overlooked by most Houston press and tastemakers, if not outright scoffed at (not by Gwen)
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We are living in a golden age of ostensible super powers shooting their own dicks off
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Nine minutes stoppage in this Canada Qatar match Jesus Christ just end it
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Watching the last five minutes of that South Africa/Chechia game gives me so much more sympathy for a woman having sex and not having her partner get her off.
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 17/06/2026
Miss Piggy with a downward speech bubble. The joke is that she be seeing Kermit's peepee.
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I don’t disagree with this but the Republicans are gonna nazi anyway and they literally never care about hypocrisy
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dietrich Bonhoeffer was an anti-fascist German Lutheran pastor who opposed Hitler and the Nazi Party so effectively that they murdered him in 1945. He is only a bad guy if you literally spend all your time on far-right, neo-Nazi websites and have pickled your brain in fascist group chats.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When you make 1 trillion dollars, you have won the game. They should give you a parade and a gold statue. And then take away all your money and you start New Game+ with tougher enemies.
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I gasped
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This guy is viscerally repulsive to behold.
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Took a photo of a vulture in an HEB parking lot today.
Vulture sitting on a street light below a late day sun burning through heavy clouds
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Do you want to know something neat about goats? They will hang out with their siblings for their entire lives. In the front are Smooshie and Avocado, who are either 10 or 11 years old now. In the back are Megatron and Tutu who are two.
Two different pairs of similar looking goats lying in the grass
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Lol Spike Lee was the first person I thought of when they won
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
the good lord is trying to send yall a message fellas
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wanting to ban religious law while wanting to impose religious law
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
He cooked here
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Elon Musk sitting down and watching the numbers get higher. More numbers than anyone ever. Still no “I love you” on the phone
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is a failure of vigilantism
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
they got baseball on Mars
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The weirdest thing about this, aside from his wealth largely being an illusion, is that the value of his stock is entirely dependant on credulous greedos just giving him all their money.
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This US team is doing great. Also if you watch on telemundo you don’t have to endure water break commercials.
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Americans cheering against their own soccer team are fucking weird Like I understand having roots in another country and wanting to cheer for that team, but just deciding that you’re gonna root against the US team because US bad is so lame.
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wait wait wait. So the US banned a Somali ref for undisclosed reasons but let in a rapist player who has now been denied entry to Canada?
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it”
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I feel seen
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Funniest thing about this is that his wealth clearly just feeds a black hole of his own misery. Hopefully he dies soon anyway.
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There has never been a World Cup anthem as good as this Spanish language version of the 2010 anthem Waving Flag by K’naan and David Bisbal. This video brings me so much joy I don’t give a FUCK that it’s basically a commercial. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com
YouTube
Share your videos with friends, family, and the world
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Man wtf yall can climb straight up in the trees
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sorry Knick fans. Donald Trump has cursed you like the Chicago Cubs and the billy goat. There is only way way you can reverse the curse. New York created Donald Trump…so only New York can…
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mr Pibb got a divorce apparently
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Nitro Circus stuntman Travis Pastrana has a chance to do the funniest thing
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Pasha @surly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I don’t think my face ever bears as much contempt as when I look towards the driver of a car I am passing because they are driving exactly the speed limit
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