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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 24m

Remember the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse? If you read the verses closer, the third rider was never Famine, it's INFLATION. Inflation lead to food insecurity. It explained that money would not be able to buy the same amount and the populace would starve. Wake up, please & vote in Nov. #Bluekkake2026

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goddesslulu33.bsky.social @goddesslulu33.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I dont want to see you in my inbox I want to see you in my payment notifications 🫰 #findom

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 20h

Trump's astrology. 1/? Too much air makes him gullible & prone to lying. Libra is Cardinal energy. They love to start shit but hand it off to others when they lose interest. They're also people pleasers. Depending on the people around him that he's trying to please, he can be used for evil...

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'll burn this place to the ground

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So apparently, we invaded Venezuela because Grok told Trump it would be a good idea? IMPEACH THIS MOTHERFUCKER BEFORE WE ALL DIE PLS. www.youtube.com/shorts/4EMe7...

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This broke JVL

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Now men are calling for doxxing Jane Doe. Fuck you. I am Jane Doe.

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godx aquarian 𖤓 findom @godxaquarian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if you’re in my dm’s without tribute you will always be ignored! you know how to get my attention if you wish to earn it 💸 #findom #blackdomme #tribute #send #drain #finsub #whale #obey #fundmypleasure

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is this happening to anyone else?

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I had taken a hiatus from recording but went back to watch my most recent reading & I gotta say, I'm pretty good. 🎺♌🌙 I'm open for readings so if you vibe with my style, email a request for a tarot or birth chart inquiry. $25 gemela314tarot@gmail.com Venmo @gem314. www.youtube.com/@Gem314Tarot...

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Gem314 Tarot

I swear, stutter badly and sing even worse but if you can vibe with a hot mess then I'm your girl. Please leave a comment, a Like, Subscribe, share, donate and thank you. 📨Email: gemela314tarot@gma...

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THIS 👇 HERE IS SICKENING......

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel like Max running for her life and life broke my ankle. Not all of us have friends playing Kate Bush to guide us out.

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Max Stranger Things: Running Up That Hill

ALT: Max Stranger Things: Running Up That Hill

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Matt Stafford looks like if Elon Musk had been loved. I can't elaborate.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Only in America do they deny children free lunch while forcing them to read about Jesus feeding the hungry.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Daily Pull for 09/23/26- 6 of Swords, 5 of Swords. "Leaving Behind The Fuckery." No looking back. You're moving on towards a brighter shore. Be careful what mental baggage you take with you. You had to fight to get out & people might judge you but no one lives your life for you. U bow 2 no one.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So I'm laid up for a cpl months w a broken ankle. Since I'm unable to work rn, I'm going to be short on rent. The landlord isn't very forgiving so if anyone can help keep me housed I'd be very appreciative. I offer tarot readings, birth chart inquiries, even feet pics (5/$20). Venmo in profile.

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Cant Play Body Cast

ALT: Cant Play Body Cast

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Promoting AI gets an automatic block from me. Is your book also AI written? Slop.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We'll get GTA VI: The Winds Of Winter before the GOP admits that Mitch McConnell is dead.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Gary has our back. Gary's a homie. Thank you, Gary.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

😭Broke my ankle 🩼🦶& can't wrk for a while. Looking for online remote work. In the meantime, I won't make rent so if anyone is able to help, my Venmo is @gem314. Cashapp $gemela314. I do offer tarot readings and birth chart inquiries if interested. Help a girl not get evicted with a broken ankle.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"The world be a better place if you went out and told five people to fuck right off for themselves." Follow Garron. He's delicious. youtube.com/shorts/wq4Sg...

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Inspirational podcast

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If you can't function as a human without a computer program telling you how with technology that has only been popular for five+ years then you are the WHOLE problem.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Was going through my saved pics folder and found this from about 10 yrs ago. My fan-cast for a Latino Fantastic Four. May I present Los Cuatros Fantasticos.

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🇺🇲💙🇺🇲 Lani McG 🇺🇲💙🇺🇲 @lanimcg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

It's interesting how they literally tell us what they do.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Ok fellow #witches. What's the meaning of sensory episodes? I've been getting ringing and blockage of the ears, sparkly lights and tickling of the left temple. What gives? A few days ago I had a heavy feeling that something was about to break. Anyone else feeling off?

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I thinks it's really shitty of my body who until this point has always been a 4am nocturnal entity to suddenly want to go to bed at 10pm now that I got a 3rd shift job.

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Woman Rolling Eyes in Disbelief

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

#Astrology. Tomorrow is the new moon in Cancer (Tropical) or Gemini (Sidereal). It's the time to take down abundance/manifestation altars, cleanse the tools and the space & put it away until after the new cycle begins (about five days days). This is a time for shedding, releasing, rejuvenating (1/2)

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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This "tweet" from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now on BlueSky as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I just know that at some point this would involve fighting Shia LeBoef.

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Interrogator: FOR THE LAST TIME, WHO FRIED THIS RICE?! Shrimp: *spits blood* Fuck you

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dandypants @dandypants314.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

My brain out of nowhere: "...SHABBA!..."

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