The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 6h#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/06/4 The Shaolin School of Plumbing 0205
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12h#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/06/3 “Now calm down there, ma’am … your cat’s gonna be fine … just fine.” 28215
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15h#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/06/2 Tomorrow, they would be mortal enemies. But on the eve of the great hunt, feelings were put aside for the traditional Mammoth Dance. 09821
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18h#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/06/1 07411
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/06/0 Flawed cultural treasures 25412
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/4 “See, Agnes? … It’s just Kevin.” 0448
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/3 “Hey! I got news for you, sweetheart! … I am the lowest form of life on earth!” 03311
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/2 119234
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/1 2415
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/05/0 Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate. 06519
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/04/1 “You moron! ... I told you it was only a mirage!” 0378
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/04/0 Darrell suspected someone had once again slipped him a trick spoon with the concave side reversed. 36965146
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/03/1 “My stomach? … Your stomach’s rumbling!” 14510
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/03/0 Custer’s first stand 113212
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/02/4 05511
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/02/3 Concepts of hell 0528
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/02/2 Although an unexplained phenomenon, there is a place on the outskirts of Mayfield, Nebraska, where the sun does not shine. 27018
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/02/1 “So! You’ve been fighting again! … And in your new suit, too!” 04710
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/02/0 “… And then the creatures yanked him out of the ground, skinned him alive, boiled him, and ate him. The end. Now go to sleep!” 07115
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/4 Of course, the slugs worshipped their god out of fear, not love. 07418
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/3 “Big Bob says he’s getting tired of you saying he doesn’t really exist.” 015316
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/2 The origin of clothes 03510
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/1 Across town in the snake district 0254
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/10/01/0 Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering. 09720
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/4 “Uh-oh, Ruby. ... The apartment downstairs is awfully quiet.” 15815
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/3 “Okay, you’ve passed the fire test, the riding test, and the combat test … but now, paleface, now you must say ‘toy boat’ three times real fast!” 0369
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/2 “On three, Vince. Ready?” 0586
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/1 Paramecium humor 1516
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/30/0 “Oh, yeah? Lewis, you’re fired! You apparently forgot this is a cartoon, and I can read every word you think!” 447959
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/4 “And the last gladiator left alive will win the contest. But first … the egg-toss!” 0252
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/3 “Confession time, Mona—I’ve led you astray.” 0386
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/2 Stupid clerks 09812
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/1 “So please welcome our keynote speaker, Professor Melvin Fenwick—the man who, back in 1952, first coined the now common phrase: ‘Fools! I’ll destroy them all!’” 219333
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/29/0 In the hallway of the Old Cartoonists’ Home 0509
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/4 128940
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/3 Professor Wainwright’s painstaking field research to decode the language of bears comes to a sudden and horrific end. 312324
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/2 “Oh, Mrs. Oswald ... you’ve forgotten something again.” 0648
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/1 “He bit the Godfather.” 1434
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/28/0 “C’mon, c’mon—it’s either one or the other.” 113824
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/27/1 God at His computer 06011
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/27/0 “You’re a hard man, Bud.” 0323
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/26/1 “Are you serious? Look at our arms! If anything, I’m twice as tan as you are.” 0457
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/26/0 0376
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/3 Rocking the anthropological world, a second “Lucy” is discovered in southern Uganda. 191218174
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/2 “Bedtime, Leroy. Here comes your animal blanket." 315434
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/1 Centaur rodeos 0428
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/25/0 The mysterious intuition of some animals 012418
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/24/4 “The fuel light’s on, Frank! We’re all going to die! … Wait, wait. … Oh, my mistake—that’s the intercom light.” 37716
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/24/3 “You ever do this? … Just sit in a place like this and antwatch?” 3337
The Far Side Bot @farside-bot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026#thefarside #farside #comic www.thefarside.com/2026/09/24/2 “Listen up, my Cossack brethren! We’ll ride into the valley like the wind, the thunder of our horses and the lightning of our steel striking fear in the hearts of our enemies! … And remember—stay out of Mrs. Caldwell’s garden!” 128039