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StuMoff

@stumoff.bsky.social
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mof-mof: minimum of fuss, maximum of flavour. York UK

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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 09/03/2025
…🤔 Your belly button is just your old mouth. …🙃
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nico doing her best impression of an AI-generated cat.
A black cat sat up, but it looks like she has 3 legs/feet.
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is so incredibly addictive anyhumanever.com
anyhumanever.com
Any Human Ever
One life, drawn at random from all who have ever lived.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The link between exercise and health only dates from the 1950s, after a study showed that double-decker bus conductors (who spent all day going up and down collecting tickets) had lower rates of heart disease than the bus drivers (who spent all day sat on their arse).
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Topical storm more like. Thankyou.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looks like I’m shit at fantasy football again.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
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Glenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 22/08/2026
I propose an extension of the term *enshittification*, coined by @doctorow.pluralistic.net, to cover features added to products we don’t want: *crapabilities*.
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 16/08/2026
Annual reminder that the Community Shield used to be called the Charity Shield, but so little money actually went to charity that the government told them to either start making serious contributions or change the name. So they changed the name.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Watched the Springsteen biopic. I really liked that it emphasised the importance of a great manager in music - a role that is often only potrayed as the “bad guy”.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
One of the worst cases of historical gaslighting is British people making up the word soccer and then giving shit to anyone who uses it.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Only my second day trying thirtytoodle.web.app and already not sure I’ll better this. 🟥🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅🟥✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
thirtytoodle.web.app
thirtytoodle
thirtytoodle player
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In Verona airport at 9.30am and seeing the Italians’ equivalent of the English morning airport pint of Stella: Aperol spritz. Italians do the same things as us, but always more stylish.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I remember watching The Goodies when I was very young, and I remember that Bill Oddie was my favourite. Such warm fun coming through the telly.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
there is a clear hierarchy of objects we will take batteries out of to put in other objects and I suspect objects know their place in it
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses.
Me, dressed as Kurt Cobain at a fancy dress party, in what he was wearing for his last photoshoot: white oval sunglasses, black and white striped t-shirt, leopard print jacket, hunter-style hat with the flaps down and peak up. Cigarette (fake) hanging from lips.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
one of the fun things about working in children’s publishing was meetings where people would go ‘we’re seeing strong VHC growth this quarter, let’s come up with some ideas to build on that’ and everyone nods seriously and VHC stands for Very Hungry Caterpillar
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Product idea: rucksacks with lights inside them that come on when you open it, like a fridge.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The worst effect of the Balogun story is that every official’s decision afterwards was layered with suspicion. eg Argentina didn’t have a single VAR intervention against them in the whole tournament. Um OK. That does look pretty suss.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Time to shut up shop. #FRAENG
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The worst thing you can do against this Argentina team is score. They just come alive. (Come on Spain)
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Even for great teams it’s unlikely you do 8 outstanding performances on the bounce. France were due an off day or no run of the ball, and unfortunately for them it's come right near the end.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The lottery used to use the same email regardless of the size of prize. The thrill of anticipation before checking your account! However, the emails now tell me that I’ve won “a small prize” when I’ve won £2. And then at the weekend I got an email telling me I’ve won “a prize”. Oooo! (It was £3.)
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Real actors - the ones I like to watch & work with anyway - are like this. They want a good part & to make some money, sure. But even if you get to hold up the scenery in something truly great once or twice in a lifetime, you rest easier.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

SAM NEILL

GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR

If you were to commit a murder,

how would you do it?

It's got to be big! No slipping

something into someones drink, that's just

pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a

stain on the road. There's probably a couple

of people I'd put under a steamroller,

but I won't say who they are, otherwise

when they see a steamroller coming

their way they'll be on full alert. And

steamrollers don't go very fast...
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh no. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
bbc.co.uk
Sam Neill, Jurassic Park actor, dies aged 78
The New Zealand actor, who was born in Northern Ireland, died in Sydney. "The loss was sudden and unexpected," his family say.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Amazed to hear that England haven’t played Argentina for 21 years. They’ve never played against Messi’s Argentina.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lady Agnew of Lochnaw by John Singer Sargent
Lady Agnew of Lochnaw by John Singer Sargent. Seated in three-quarter length pose with her left arm draped over the arm of the chair. Wearing a white gown with a mauve sash, she looks directly at the viewer. Her gaze has been described as "something withheld and inviting in her quizzical half-smile" and in my opinion very alluring indeed…
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Joel Veitch @rathergood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Can't get over how tragic it is that King Henry VIII missed out on potatoes by just a few brief years. He would have bloody loved chips. 😞
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Archie Valparaiso @archiev.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is the first World Cup ever - since 1930 - in which the quarter finals will not feature at least one of Brazil, Germany, Holland and Italy.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It is wildly naive wishful thinking but Balogun should just not play tonight (either a USMNT stand, or Balogun himself). It massively undermines the genuine success of this team, which is a shame for everyone involved. They’ve been really good.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ve watched England at tournaments for so long, my lowered hope recently has been for just for one game or moment to remember. The goals from Platt, Owen, Bellingham; Rooney’s arrival in 2004; etc. The Mexico game is it for 2026. What a performance.
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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
OK…who made this???
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Magnificent
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Flaming Galahs vs Flaming Salah.
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David Firth @davidfirth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
From purely selfish England pov I hope Sweden knock out France because they look really really good. 😬
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Mel Stefaniuk @melstefaniuk.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You either die recruiting Carl Reiner at a sporting event or you live long enough to become Carl Reiner at a sporting event
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Remarkable stat. And England had one just the other day.
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StuMoff @stumoff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Zoolander: So Hot Right Now Meme
Alt: Zoolander: So Hot Right Now Meme
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