Reposted by StuMoff✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 09/03/2025…🤔 Your belly button is just your old mouth. …🙃 3640875
Reposted by StuMoffpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124092647
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026Just yesterday we watched the Gladiator School sketch with this belter: What did you get in your last Fighting Wild Animals exam? I got a B. [dismissively] The smallest and easiest to fight of all the animals. 040
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 26/09/2026Here’s Nico doing her best impression of an AI-generated cat. 110
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Reposted by StuMoffGlenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May 212425438
Reposted by StuMoffGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026great art articulates eternal truths 1048511482
Reposted by StuMoffMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I hope this ishmael finds you whale 472376620
Reposted by StuMoffCharles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now 5145151509
Reposted by StuMoffJeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is so incredibly addictive anyhumanever.comanyhumanever.comAny Human EverOne life, drawn at random from all who have ever lived. 93461163
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 05/09/2026The link between exercise and health only dates from the 1950s, after a study showed that double-decker bus conductors (who spent all day going up and down collecting tickets) had lower rates of heart disease than the bus drivers (who spent all day sat on their arse). 041
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 30/08/2026Accidentally hitting the voice note button on WhatsApp makes come out in a cold panicked sweat every time. 030
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 30/08/2026Hands up. I did buy a bottle of Sam Neill’s wine, because Sam Neill. 110
Reposted by StuMoffEvan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton 24107113230
Reposted by StuMoffChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you. 10464131087
Reposted by StuMoffGlenn Fleishman @glennf.com · 22/08/2026I propose an extension of the term *enshittification*, coined by @doctorow.pluralistic.net, to cover features added to products we don’t want: *crapabilities*. 1330368
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Reposted by StuMoffRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1101286006341
Reposted by StuMoffGrace Robertson 🏳️⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 16/08/2026Annual reminder that the Community Shield used to be called the Charity Shield, but so little money actually went to charity that the government told them to either start making serious contributions or change the name. So they changed the name. 3377120
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 15/08/2026Watched the Springsteen biopic. I really liked that it emphasised the importance of a great manager in music - a role that is often only potrayed as the “bad guy”. 000
Reposted by StuMoffThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026One of the worst cases of historical gaslighting is British people making up the word soccer and then giving shit to anyone who uses it. 38945142
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 09/08/2026Would need a lot of luck to go better than this. I really enjoy this format but will probably stop now. thirtytoodle.web.app ✅🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂thirtytoodle.web.appthirtytoodlethirtytoodle player 000
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 06/08/2026Didn’t do anything dumb today. 💥 thirtytoodle.web.app 🟥🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂thirtytoodle.web.appthirtytoodlethirtytoodle player 100
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 05/08/2026Could have beaten it today but did something dumb near the end. thirtytoodle.web.app 🟥🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅🟥 ✅✅✅✅✅🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂thirtytoodle.web.appthirtytoodlethirtytoodle player 100
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 04/08/2026Yes! It was Frankie Boyle. “Not only will America come to your country and kill all your people, but what's worse is that they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.” 1270
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 03/08/2026The wife & I once had a (good-natured) drunken argument about the order of the “best” Travelling Wilburys. (Yeah pretty crazy drunken nights in my house I can tell you.) 110
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 03/08/2026Only my second day trying thirtytoodle.web.app and already not sure I’ll better this. 🟥🟥✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅🟥✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ ✅✅✅✅✅🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂thirtytoodle.web.appthirtytoodlethirtytoodle player 100
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 30/07/2026In Verona airport at 9.30am and seeing the Italians’ equivalent of the English morning airport pint of Stella: Aperol spritz. Italians do the same things as us, but always more stylish. 000
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 27/07/2026I remember watching The Goodies when I was very young, and I remember that Bill Oddie was my favourite. Such warm fun coming through the telly. 000
Reposted by StuMoffMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026there is a clear hierarchy of objects we will take batteries out of to put in other objects and I suspect objects know their place in it 29823
Reposted by StuMoffiucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 03/06/2025one of the fun things about working in children’s publishing was meetings where people would go ‘we’re seeing strong VHC growth this quarter, let’s come up with some ideas to build on that’ and everyone nods seriously and VHC stands for Very Hungry Caterpillar 212826
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 22/07/2026Product idea: rucksacks with lights inside them that come on when you open it, like a fridge. 000
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 20/07/2026The worst effect of the Balogun story is that every official’s decision afterwards was layered with suspicion. eg Argentina didn’t have a single VAR intervention against them in the whole tournament. Um OK. That does look pretty suss. 000
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026Yeah exactly the same. At best I was watching the game in the queue at Swiss passport control. 000
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026The worst thing you can do against this Argentina team is score. They just come alive. (Come on Spain) 000
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026Even for great teams it’s unlikely you do 8 outstanding performances on the bounce. France were due an off day or no run of the ball, and unfortunately for them it's come right near the end. 000
StuMoff @handle.invalid · 14/07/2026The lottery used to use the same email regardless of the size of prize. The thrill of anticipation before checking your account! However, the emails now tell me that I’ve won “a small prize” when I’ve won £2. And then at the weekend I got an email telling me I’ve won “a prize”. Oooo! (It was £3.) 000
Reposted by StuMoffJustin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Real actors - the ones I like to watch & work with anyway - are like this. They want a good part & to make some money, sure. But even if you get to hold up the scenery in something truly great once or twice in a lifetime, you rest easier. 023752
Reposted by StuMoffJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 23/10/2025Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially 47100002893
![script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read
ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]
CURTAIN](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreia7vy7yqqyb7ytslx43odsuqsi4etojsjjntlqcrsguwncynwrfpm)
