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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The streets won’t forget the Stride.
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The cat, the myth, the legend.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I always got the feeling that on 13, they were just too keen to sound messy and sloppy, and they got their wish.
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Telibarb 🐾🐾 @telibarb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He left the rape victim for dead in January last year. The Metropolitan Police closed the rape investigation WITHOUT FORMALLY INTERVIEWING THE VICTIM. He went on to murder two other women within a few months. Fucking hell. Sack them. No, prosecute them. 😡 news.sky.com/story/evil-s...
news.sky.com
'Evil' serial sex predator Simon Levy guilty of murdering two women and raping third
A prolific sexual predator has been found guilty of murdering two women and violently raping a third amid a string of missed chances to stop him.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fair. James has picked a weird target.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’ve had all sorts from my students but students are evil. Martin Short from a lady in 2004, as a definite compliment. Arctic Monkeys drummer from an ex. I’m still intrigued by the guy in the pub who asked if I was Nick Cave.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Booooooo (they will not)
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If anything, not generous enough x
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I also miss the astonishing and hilarious @bethanyaelliott.bsky.social, but I don’t have a terrifyingly hardcore Donovan song to dedicate to her. Rookie error on my part.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It turns out I couldn’t live in this place, but every now and then I hear this, and I remember that I miss @rich-bryant.uk quite a bit. youtu.be/Ej_8ln8N7ps
youtu.be
Donovan - Season of the Witch (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Trending Songs
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What was your favourite Craig Murray moment? Mine was when he suggested the Salisbury poisoners weren’t actually FSB agents but gay bodybuilders who had gone to Salisbury for their gay bodybuilding purposes
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
They are asking for the greatest tweet ever on the old place, and @excelpope.net deserves his laurels.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Doctor, I have trouble sleeping." "Go and see the great singer Morrissey, you'll be asleep in no time." "But Doctor..."
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@davidstainer.bsky.social STAINER! #Stainer
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Paul Frame @paulframe85.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If the Lords were to step aside and allow the passage of this bill we will finally be able to create "The Sleepshop" from the novel "Do not create The Sleepshop."
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Wisdom from the old man
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 17/12/2023
Happy Chris Morris was more prophet than satirist day to all who celebrate
Independent headline, 17 December 2013: Children evacuated from swimming pool after prosthetic leg mistaken for a paedophile
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
A good second mention can keep a connoisseur purring all day.
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is saying i 'm bored of this i 'm going for a twix
Alt: Roger Allan saying i 'm bored of this i 'm going for a twix
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Good King Whatshisname looked out On the Beast Of Burden A band called YES played Roundabout Man, you shoulda heard em Brightly shone the moon that night On the streets of Bieber Popped a cookie in his mouth Made by elves of Keebler RS
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Would crowdfund.
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
Trumps FA peace trophy. Several distorted severed hands reach up from the base trying a grab a floating globe.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Manic Street Preachers are just Stereophonics for people who say "Actually" a lot
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Cannot WAIT to go to the Hammersmith & City line Winter Wonderland.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
We are on course to give these filthy war criminals much of what they want. I despise the current US administration as much as most of you, but dear Lord, its predecessor should have done the right thing and let Ukraine win.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I hated Free as a Bird, but this made sense. This still feels like The Beatles. youtu.be/ax7krBKzmVI?...
youtu.be
The Beatles - Real Love (Official Video) [4K Remaster]
YouTube video by TheBeatlesVEVO
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Hmmm. Real Love was a perfect full stop for me. I will try your method, though.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
“So soon, so soon, so soon”
media.tenor.com
a rear view mirror shows a police car driving down a highway
ALT: a rear view mirror shows a police car driving down a highway
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David Bennun @davidbennun.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Until I can watch Gene Clark's Civilisation, I'm not even interested. *niche "Some Misunderstanding" joke goes here*
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🍂 Simon Threadgold 🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:
3 Shatners, no waiting
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Grrr Booley @guybailey.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Any excuse to post this - A Life in the Day of Tom Baker - share.google/6AW86DGjh18v...
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It will never not be compelling to me that the same people who produced Goldeneye - a fun, campy Bond in which Bond is both younger than he was in Licence to Kill but also apparently was around in it, also said “you know what Bond needs? Lore!” in the 2020s.
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 05/11/2025
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate:

(blue bar) Zohran Mamdani
(yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo
(red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)
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Mark @worgztheowl.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The worry, even if one would never dream of reading Teen Vogue and are far too old now (c'est moi), should be that we are seeing the death of a certain type of intelligent writing aimed at and written by the under 30s. Here in the UK, the NME, Maker, Smash Hits died. For shitty video and adverts.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Beth, I sympathise but there is a reason Buckingham Palace has security.
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I think the 80s ban is salient to what’s going on right now, but not in the way that Jenrick or the people cheering WMP’s call think. (I am not including Gen Boles in the latter group.)
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Just heard the great news that Warren Zevon will finally be inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall OF Fame by David Letterman! RS youtu.be/iPx4plDNV_g?...
youtu.be
RON SINGS "SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO A CLOWN" WRITTEN BY WARREN ZEVON
YouTube video by Rawnboy
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Dáibhí The Spooky Pumpkin 🎃 @daibhi.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
What a lovely day on the internet dog meme
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
No idea if you’re spoofing anyone in particular, but they deserve it.
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Binyizdabbalah @binyizdabbalah.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Did u know english people have food that is, in ther opinion of posts I am copying, ver badd and smelle. Plz lak and scribe
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Obligatory toilet trading between courses.
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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Happy Birthday Leonard Cohen RS
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Hib Bird @hib-bird.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Massive Attack showing, apart from anything else, that they have very little idea of what it's actually like to be under a massive attack
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Stuart @stuartmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I’ve liked him for quite a while. The One I Love is a candidate for Best Springsteen Song Not By Springsteen.
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