David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 12/03/2026"Doctor, I have trouble sleeping." "Go and see the great singer Morrissey, you'll be asleep in no time." "But Doctor..." 67609128
Dr Harriet Salisbury @endlessyesterday.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Tremendously lucky escape for all - they'll be dancing on the streets of Valencia tonight (just to ensure another broken night) 020
PeterD @peeturdee.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I thought this was a parody. Oh no, it is absolutely not a parody. 030
Alewyfe | 🍂 Kitchen🥧Wytchin' 🎃 @alewyfe.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Was someone cooking sausages in the vicinity? He wouldn't go on at Riot Fest in 2016 until all the vendors stopped cooking meat anywhere at the festival during his set (he finally showed but was a half hour late, after altering his demand to "nowhere he could smell it"). www.vice.com/en/article/m... 010
Bryann Thomas @bryannthomas.bsky.social · 12/03/2026There is a light that never goes out. And it’s stopping me from sleeping. 020
CanerdianGirl @canerdiangirl.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The band should go on and invite audience members up to perform vocals. 020
Adrian Hallam. @adrianhallam.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I think that the subtle and sensitive subtext in that statement is probably 'No Refunds'. 060
Matt @mattukernow.bsky.social · 12/03/2026"Circumstances ren- der the show impossible." He can't even cancel a show in a unpretentious way! 030
Royston @voodooroy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Look, if he was to go onstage sleep-deprived he might have come across all grouchy and monotone. And you could probably kiss goodbye to the more intricate dance routines. 0131
AngryDigit @angrydigit.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Bloody hell, for just how long has he been miserable? 270
Tracey Thorn @traceythorn.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I do think this statement from him is so fabulously Fainting Couch it almost makes me like him again 4970
Elaine Hutton @elainehutton.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The internet isn’t going to get any better than this today. Well played. 070
Colin Macqueen @ccrgmac.bsky.social · 12/03/2026bsky.app/profile/ccrg...Colin Macqueen@ccrgmac.bsky.socialNo. Sleep. Til Valencia. 090
nelldesperandum.bsky.social @nelldesperandum.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Lucky break for the Valencians. 040
Ian Webber @ianwebber.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I don’t blame him. youtube.com/shorts/zgs0C...youtube.comDON’T ATTEND LAS FALLAS IN VALENCIA SPAIN ⬇️ until you watch this video! 🔥YouTube video by Everything is Boffo 001
Dewi Ioan @dewiioan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026If they cancel the show they have to refund the tickets ... so they are very adamant they have not cancelled the show ... 000
Mew @humeancondition.bsky.social · 12/03/2026They're trying to tell people that a famous singer is unfamiliar with the concept of earplugs? Pull the other one. 000
Greg 🇨🇦🥁🎸 @zencan.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Who keeps giving this guy tour insurance? He cannot possibly underwrite these costs himself. 010
Chris Williams (dink) @chriswilliams-dink.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Can you get your money back on impossible tickets? 160
Simon F @sfeegrade.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Morrissey Morrissey. An old man's strange problematic journey from Milan to Valencia. (One for #Seinfeld devotees only, admittedly). 010
Mark Freedman @markfreed.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Thought that was Faithless but what do I know. Panic in the streets of Valencia. 010
Triangle Era Spike-X @spike-x.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Besides, the meet-and-greet would be murder. 030
Basil Pieroni @basilatwork.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Fourteen hour drive v an hour flight… Wizzair not fancy enough or famously tightwad? 000
Main Tenant @main-tenant.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Don’t get to meet the new Moz Same as the old Moz 030
Joza Fiend @threadsaplenty.bsky.social · 12/03/2026It's just made Radio2 news and I swear the newsreader was trying her best not to giggle at "He claimed the loud techno music had left him in a catatonic state and unable to perform." 090
Alskicav @alskicav.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I thought he'd spent the day in bed? Anyway I'm looking forward to his next ditty "There's a Noise That Never Goes Quiet" youtu.be/1rmAi9XmlIo?...youtu.beMorrissey - Spent the Day in Bed (Official Video)YouTube video by MorrisseyOnVEVO 020
Almightrex @almightrex.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i thought he was supposed to be rebooting his reputation not reminding everyone how much of a boring prick he is 170
Chthönic Smïth @chthonicsmith.bsky.social · 12/03/2026You think the guy who wrote 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out' would be used to sleep deprivation by now 130
Charismatic Fronkensteen @westerberghs89.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Doctor: here. Try this charming Xan. 070
Gareth Dee @garethapdafydd.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Maybe because there's a light that won't go out in his room? 090
Stuart @stringerbelly.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I see a TV show in following Morrissey's car travels - "From Milan to Valencia with Morrissey", "From Milan to Minsk with Morrissey" 3230
Seegras @seegras.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The importance of timing your sleep deprivation with a festival involving pyrotechnics www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhMd... #Mascletà #Fallas #Valenciayoutube.comFallas Valencia 2026, Mascletá Miércoles 11 de Marzo 2026, Pirotecnia TomásYouTube video by vivirlapirotecnia 090
Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Robert Smith prescribes a hammer for Morrissey's head in 5, 4, 3... 000
ConcertsHub @concertshub.bsky.social · 12/03/2026bsky.app/profile/conc...ConcertsHub@concertshub.bsky.social"We didn't really know that Morrissey was a piece of shit so we're just gonna keep doing it and pretend he's not a piece of shit even though we know he's a piece of shit. But he still wrote some good songs and I wrote the song about the songs." @mikeyerg.bsky.social youtu.be/99L0_n5xPJ0youtu.beThe Ergs! "Introducing Morrissey" LIVEYouTube video by Concerts Hub 000
Tranquility of Solitude @apanthrope.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Singer in a coma, I know I know it's serious. ... No I don't want to see him. 0160
Richard Kemp @richardmskemp.bsky.social · 12/03/2026You must understand: The show is not cancelled. I am simply not showing up. 4920
🎼 𝕊𝕋𝔼𝕍𝔼™ @stevomusicman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Is that an off the shelf or prescribed medication? 🤔 010
🅡🅞🅑 🅜🅔🅢🅤🅡🅔 @robmesure.bsky.social · 12/03/2026“To get on Top of the Pops these days, one must, by law, be well-rested…” 060
christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 12/03/2026They do like hyphenating the word render don't they 0260
Sean of the Dread @sheepbop.bsky.social · 12/03/2026How is that not cancelled? Will the rest of the band show up? Maybe Rick Astley can sing. 1111
Grrr Booley @guybailey.bsky.social · 12/03/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard says i can 't take it with this guyALT: a man with a beard says i can 't take it with this guy 000
DJ Markymarc @djmarkymarc.bsky.social · 12/03/2026When is a show, not a show, when it's rendered impossible. I would have paid to see the smiths back in the day - I wouldn't wish Morrissey on my worst troll these days. 120
Dave Mitchell @davemitchellarts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026“Once Upon a time you were interesting, but now you’re not ” 🎵🎼 000
Phil Marsden @philmarsden.bsky.social · 12/03/2026He's just having a siesta, they'll understand that. 000
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