Reposted by No, not Toby💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 17/10/2025Mitch McConnell: 1716948
Reposted by No, not TobyMiss Cami @misscami.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Generals getting lectured by a draft dodger and a drunk. Welcome to MAGAmerica. 9749811086
Reposted by No, not TobyTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you. 19285100
Reposted by No, not TobyCloset weeper: empathy costs nothing 🦘🙈😳💙 @buddpete.bsky.social · 26/09/2025 The Brits don’t mince words. 0157
Reposted by No, not TobyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/07/2025A haunted house filled with women saying "I'M FINE" 11296107
Reposted by No, not TobyRon Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social · 31/05/2025X AE A-12 gon give it to ya 1307
Reposted by No, not Tobyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/05/2025i’m practicing a rare alcoholism management technique known as ‘reverse fourth stepping’ where i make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all the times i was right about everything 833713
Reposted by No, not TobyJustice for Renee Good @fifiglitterbomb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I don't think any person needs a billion dollars. I think they can have three or four million dollars... they don't need to have a billion dollars. They can have five million. 191692193
Reposted by No, not TobyComicSansPants @nadaclu.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The Vatican smoke is the original baby reveal party. 052
Reposted by No, not TobyUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/04/2025seems like there’s got to be a better way to let them know 741575177
Reposted by No, not TobyObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Honestly, I wish a motherfucker wouldn't. 14825
Reposted by No, not TobyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/03/2025It's like a xylophone that never shuts the fuck up - The inventor of wind chimes 18556116
Reposted by No, not TobyNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Enjoy this because next year’s Super Bowl is going to be Lee Greenwood and the anti-Target MAGA rapper. 1549851
Reposted by No, not TobyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The great thing about playing the bagpipes is no one knows if you're good at it or not. 25705128
Reposted by No, not Tobyceej @ceej.online · 28/11/2024pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned 603996548
Reposted by No, not TobyPaul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 23/11/2024To be fair she does look like a chicken. 867616656848
Reposted by No, not TobyFather McGee 🍁 @drinksmcgee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this. 94144362276
