No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 09/05/2026And their food is disgusting. If everyone is recommending Skyline chili as the place to eat, it’s best to just go hungry. 010
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Please submit mine for the next visit: Why do they land crooked? Why do they lower the landing gear 10 min before landing? 100
Reposted by No, not Toby💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 17/10/2025Mitch McConnell: 1716948
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Annual Thrillshow and destruction derby. That’s what I remember it being called. 000
Reposted by No, not TobyMiss Cami @misscami.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Generals getting lectured by a draft dodger and a drunk. Welcome to MAGAmerica. 9749811086
Reposted by No, not TobyTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you. 19285100
Reposted by No, not TobyCloset weeper: empathy costs nothing 🦘🙈😳💙 @buddpete.bsky.social · 26/09/2025 The Brits don’t mince words. 0157
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 16/09/2025You really think the Astros medical staff can read MRI results? 110
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I’ve thought that also. For the love of God put him on the post-season roster, or muzzle him 000
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 09/09/2025A pool at the news station, how very Ron burgundy of them 010
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Proof our medical staff is clueless. Men don’t even have cervixes 100
Reposted by No, not TobyKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 20/07/2025A haunted house filled with women saying "I'M FINE" 11296107
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Can’t have a run this long w/o a token redneck. Rasmus, Reddick, Stanek… Astros have unlocked the secret to success 000
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 29/06/20252 years of rehab updates for a mediocre, often injured pitcher 100
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I would love to see every country drop out of the Olympics. Just a huge F you from the entire world to this corrupt administration 110
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 21/06/2025It’s a pretty big world. I’d bet you couldn’t kick every Margaret’s ass. There’s always one. 100
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Be a bummer as much as you need. Hope you’re able to find some peace soon 000
Reposted by No, not TobyRon Sullivan @chefronsullivan.bsky.social · 31/05/2025X AE A-12 gon give it to ya 1307
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 19/05/202585-102 record without Brady. Let’s slow down on the “one of the greatest coaches of all time” 000
Reposted by No, not Tobyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/05/2025i’m practicing a rare alcoholism management technique known as ‘reverse fourth stepping’ where i make a searching and fearless moral inventory of all the times i was right about everything 833713
Reposted by No, not TobyJustice for Renee Good @fifiglitterbomb.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I don't think any person needs a billion dollars. I think they can have three or four million dollars... they don't need to have a billion dollars. They can have five million. 191692193
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 03/05/2025He’s only relevant because of Brady. Why are people upset she’s doing the same thing he did? 000
Reposted by No, not TobyComicSansPants @nadaclu.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The Vatican smoke is the original baby reveal party. 052
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 30/04/2025The only thing we need to hear from Bill is a huge thank you to Brady. Without him, he’d be a nobody 000
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Hope he gets back soon. Astros desperately need someone with a mid 4 ERA to make 8 starts then go on the DL for the rest of the season 000
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Nope, Texas. Not sure what would be needed that you couldn’t get at any farmers market or building supply store though. 000
Reposted by No, not TobyUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/04/2025seems like there’s got to be a better way to let them know 741575177
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 14/04/2025“Classy” would be refraining from it in the first place. This is a competition for the least amount of doucheness 000
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I completely forgot about it being a hoax, I guess it shows the impact these allegations have. Deleting my comment, thanks for setting it straight. 010
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Who cares, just think about how much Crane will make without having to pay Bregman, Tucker, Correa, Springer, etc. Profit margin is the only thing that matters 020
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Not a big loss, all they show is Yankees and Red Sox anyway 000
Reposted by No, not TobyObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Honestly, I wish a motherfucker wouldn't. 14825
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Tool’s cover of “No quarter” is better than LZ’s original 000
Reposted by No, not TobyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/03/2025It's like a xylophone that never shuts the fuck up - The inventor of wind chimes 18556116
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“Larger denomination to help families carry less cash” Thank God, hauling all these 100s gets tiresome! 140
Reposted by No, not TobyNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Enjoy this because next year’s Super Bowl is going to be Lee Greenwood and the anti-Target MAGA rapper. 1549851
Reposted by No, not TobyFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The great thing about playing the bagpipes is no one knows if you're good at it or not. 25705128
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 11/12/2024 Because they had guys who could step up, but that well has run dry. Who’s going to replace Tucker? Chaz? 000
No, not Toby @stros75.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Would be fun, but what do you snack on with bulky gloves?? 100
