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Ant Dan

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Stupid Heavy Metal Broken Hearted Loser Punk. Voice of Reason on @intheabyssmetal.bsky.social podcast. Marvel nerd. Crystal Palace follower/hostage. Too Old for this nonsense.

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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 12/07/2026
How many AI models does it take to change a lightbulb? That's a great question, which shows that you care about illumination! You don't just want to see - you want to be seen. Unfortunately no such thing as a lightbulb has ever existed or will ever exist.
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 10h
Most TV is just this now.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 10h
This thread is a sobering resource of elderly loved ones experiencing alzheimers and the costs involved. What is noticeable is how lucky our family appear to have been to have found a home that could be funded by Mum's retirement income.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 22h
Nah - I'm done. One Man City fan talking like this is enough to judge all of them, I think.
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Nooruddean Choudry on Instagram: "Wildest Manchester City defence ever"
418 likes, 46 comments - beardedgenius on September 29, 2026: "Wildest Manchester City defence ever".
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man Cheaty. Is that a thing?
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Train passes through Purley a vale-bound ghost of old suburbia now benighted and entropic. Deeply eerie and fascinating. It has the feel of some once grand Amazonian city subsumed by dank nature, an exhausted 20th Century hub dragged into desuetude by the thalloid might of the lower plants.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this good?
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Andy, the Maintainer @spreadsheetmonkey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The activities in Fairford appear to be an overconfident, poorly planned, operation to steal large quantities of fuel oil. But enough about the US Military
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Ben Elton's Politics Bit
Alt: Early 1989s Ben Elton,with long hair, making a joke about a little bit of politics
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends, on the matter of dodgy men in transit vans, allow me to tell you about me, two future members of the House of Lords, and the massive suspect package.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got the lurgy today and been trying to sleep it off. Not sure I'm getting anywhere and it's not a week I can afford to miss days at work. Typical.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pope Innocent III,who died in 1216, spoke of a certain kind of older man, who is "easily provoked", "will believe anything and question nothing", is "stingy and greedy" and "praises the good old days and hates the present." Reform UK's voter base has been knocking around for a very long time.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rewatching ETERNALS and realised Marvel have got London wrong AGAIN by having cars drive down the 1-way Camden High St the wrong way. Bloody amateurs.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As someone who has not listened to radio regularly for about 30 years, the only reason I have heard this song is because I occasionally put Radio 2 on in my car for short distances rather than faff around with a CD, having only started driving again recently. The song is utter pap, btw.
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Dave Owen @wavenode.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
L-R: Virtual XI, Actual XI.
The cover of the Iron Maiden album, Virtual XI.Xi Jinping, President of the People's Republic of China
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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mad-swilliams.bsky.social @mad-swilliams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very anxious about posting this, but I feel strongly compelled to share. I know it’s a lot to take in for a Saturday morning and I appreciate anyone for taking the time to read it.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bins and chippings!
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Last Exit to Nowhere @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Elsbels: where the sun always shines, the drinks are always questionable, and the hotel staff are one step away from total collapse. A dream destination if you enjoy chaos with your holiday. NEW: Elsbels T-shirt » tinyurl.com/4mhee4kd Inspired by #CarryOnAbroad
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FA: "Now - DON'T do it again!"
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whenever AI CEOs say anything this is all I can think about
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Mum dropped away from Chart music at 17 when The Beatles came along as she couldn't abide all that screaming. Hence why I've ended up with a quiff and a leather jacket, and not a parka.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this isn't conjecture. This is the EXACT reason why one of the quickest ways to shut down a fash with a camera is to start shouting: "this video is brought to you by SquareSpace!" INSTANT demonitization. Because the streaming/social platforms already protect their advertisers more than the state.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once again, speaking as a professional archaeologist: "English" is not an ethnicity in any meaningful sense. You only have to go back about 1,000 years before everyone in Europe has the same group of common genealogical ancestors. Humans have lived on the British Isles for almost a million years.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Patriot Platform leader Daniel Thomas / Danny Tommo has tonight been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage and reckless endangerment offences committed on Tuesday in the Channel. searchlightmagazine.com/2026/09/dann...
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL - 3 for 3 for Creggar. Simple and effective. 90 mins.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"The English are a mongrel people" Not the usual kind of dog-whistling I would expect from Rees-Mogg. Ahem.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone who's better at that stuff than me needs to overlay a Frizzi score onto this.
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scott dagostino @scottdagostino.ca · 18/09/2026
This truly sums it up 😐
Cartoon of a cat and a banker pig

Cat: Can I buy a house?

Pig: I already bought all the houses

Well how much to buy one off you?

More than you could ever afford

Is the rent cheap at least?

No it's double the mortgage so I can buy more houses

We truly live in the best economic system possible

Pig to police officer dog: Yes officer, that's the one that was annoying me

@COOLTiMESOnLinE
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Repeat listens done. This will make people who know me groan but I am hearing parallels with Depeche Mode moving from 80s synth to the more 90s goth/alt sound with Violator. And much like MFTM/BC, Screen Violence was more expansive and darker and set this up.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No - you don't need to do the obvious Angry Anderson joke. RIP.
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Neil Goodrich @ngoodrichhsg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is more or less the correct response. These idiots have moron-holed themselves into stupidity. Fuck them. Fuck their petty little lives. I'm not interested in hearing both sides when the other is made of those who only see grievance and hate.
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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look - I realise it’s very difficult not to despair at this and the seeming state of the UK, but then I see the RNLI getting a 5000% donation surge and Reform falling apart. The bad people ARE getting louder and more desperate - the Extinction Burst is at breaking point.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eeeep.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Orgasms are good for the heart. Have a wank.
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Ant Dan @antdan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck me - that new CHVRCHES single is a proper BELTER. Goth AF.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some people seem to think I'm referring to, I don't know, Coldplay's later works not hitting the same way, no, I mean this. This objectively sucks!
A chart showing GPD per head in the UK flatlining after the financial crisis.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Human beings were designed to experience and travel and love and create art and the reason everyone is depressed is that we have to sit in front of machines filled with every nightmare imaginable and say ‘nothing from me’ in teams calls every day just so we can afford crisps
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