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By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This tube of Neosporin from the 1980s is still okay to use, right?

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I've got a crystal that helps ward off evil spirits. Well, it's more of a rock than a crystal. And you just throw it at people you don't like.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm a regular guy. I put my pants on one leg.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I'm getting so sick of the Sultans of Swing especially Harry with his daytime job thinking he's such hot shit.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Changed my name to Duncan Vanilla. Please make a note of it ✍️

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Looks like it's up to me to save the DeKalb TacoVerse.

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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Someone just sent me this photo from Chicago, unbelieveable

Album cover photo of the Marina apartments in Chicago for Wilco's Yankee Hotel Foxtrot CD

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha no thanks

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Spaghetti Night In America still trying to find a foothold in our culture.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Note for archaeologists: This was posted on a holiday that was known as "Fathers' Day."

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Of course I remember where I was when I heard.

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Alicia Hawkes @aliciahawkes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I told my boyfriend that I heard "Regulate" on the radio and he said "you needed that win."

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

If you want to come over just take North Third St. til it ends at a front lawn that clearly looks like it belongs to a man who has given up. That's me. That's my place.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Having reproduced thrice, this day belongs to me.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

People forget that was me inside the HR Puffenstuff costume.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I KNOW THAT!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT??!?! 😭

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Can I mail you some butterables, some butter, and a stamped self-addressed envelope?

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I was raised to butter things.

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It takes a village to straighten out a dumbass

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I'm feeling a little bacharachy today.

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Changed my name to Laszlo Karaoke. Please make a note of it ✍️

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Cousin Banjo @stagecoachslim.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

NOT "in the zone." Not even close, really. Several connecting flights and 1 long burro ride away from "in the zone."

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Sandra Newman @sannewman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

January 17,200,345 B.C. Evolved into a crab again. Scuttled along the floors of silent seas all morning. Saw Andy in the p.m.. He'd just invented a "wheel" and could speak of nothing else. Didn't even mention my carcinization. I feel like I'm invisible even to close friends.

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