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Danny Bowes

@dannybowes.bsky.social
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Serious intellectual. Gentleman of substance.

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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 1h
"This is your brain on drugs," no question, but this is a battle of two giants
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The B-Movie Vault @thebmovievault.bsky.social · 17h
Okay, fess up. Hedy Lamarr or Hedley Lamarr?
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 15h
"How do you get Ben Rice out?" [line drive single] Not like that, apparently
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 18h
I love when you can tell someone's an asshole solely from how they call for a fly ball
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 21h
You want to follow the news to stay informed but when you hear shit like "it's the official policy of the Republican party that The Singing Nun played for the Atlanta Hawks" it's like, what the fuck, man
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 21h
es otoño, es béisbol
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reviews of the new AGI so bad they could be reviews of the other AGI
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tired: "meh" Wired: "meh . . ." Inspired: ". . . meh"
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp The Servant Summertime The Innocents Marat/Sade
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh nice it's here
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Join our community as a moderator" one of those invitations like Hannibal Lecter asking you over for dinner
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Megan McArduous
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FYC the next time someone does a "cover songs equal to or better than the original" prompt: Toots & the Maytals' "Country Road[s]"
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Piloswine 🔜 @piloswine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
insane license plate
black utah license plate says “UTAH” in plain white text while the license plate ID reads “OREGON”
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The recurrent pang of wishing I could "get" Control or Alan Wake
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two unhelpful observations: 1. "All My Exes Live In Texas" is a joint 2. If, as referenced in the lyrics, we must have a state called "Tennessee," we should also have a state called "Golfee"
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The best and most vital culture writing has always operated on the premise "I and possibly my friends are the only people who exist and have taste"
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is the east, and Julifuckinet is the sun
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not watching but these reports that Jalen's bombing on SNL bode ill for the return of the heavenly League of Silver
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time to join all that hot au courant BACKROOMS discourse
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Indiana Jones Last Crusade: That's for Blasphemy!
Alt: Indiana Jones Last Crusade: That's for Blasphemy!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Michael Avolio @michaelavolio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"It is not funny that a man should be killed, but it is sometimes funny that he should be killed for so little..." - Raymond Chandler, "The Simple Art of Murder"
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just realized WAP by Cardi B has the same chord progression as Pachelbel's Canon in D haha D is funny in this context
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Important detail 👇
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you really want that job, don't bring an ice coffee, show your good breeding and bring a bag of cocaine; periodically dip your immaculate coke nail into it, but remember not to snort too gutturally
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best TV of the 21st century, as everyone knows, was the New York Knicks winning the 2026 NBA championship
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huge tactical error, letting myself get out of the habit of watching movies; now that each one is An Event Of Sorts, it inhibits me from throwing on random bullshit, and as every true cinephile knows, random bullshit is where the gold is
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ennui
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looks like it wasn't just Bi Visibilty Day, it was FBI Visibility Day too
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spelling "old" as "olde" is one of those pleasures you need to ration carefully
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For your safety and that of your teammates, be aware of the risks of Vibe Contamination. defector.com/maybe-the-wb...
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Maybe The WBC Cursed The Redasses Of Team USA | Defector
A baseball season is very long and offers plenty of time for everyone involved to forget the stuff they would rather forget. For that reason among many others, it would make a great deal of sense to h...
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Ryan "Boy-Wife" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Patient Zero (Mostel)
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Convictular
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
bigjay039
That was interesting. Thanks!
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What do you do when someone you have great fondness for, who means well, who will not even remotely understand why you're mad at them, says the exact thing that pierces your very soul
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
tired: dw griffith wired: darrel "dr dunkenstein" griffith
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting this odd feeling someone else is winning that award this year . . .
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Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
whomst among us has not briefly, in our respective youths, briefly thought "ineffable" was the pg-13 way to say "unfuckable"
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