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@squishy276.bsky.social
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 3h
I gotta imagine that ends with a botched fake assassination that really does him in, which leads to an investigation that reveals the entire fake assassination industry
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 14h
Melting, moldy handsome squidward
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22h
damnatio memoriae is the right thing to do with trump for many reasons and at the top of the list is the fact that it will make him so, so angry
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Jake Casella Brookins @casella.bsky.social · 21h
Whenever I visit, always struck by the disjunction between "Washington" the synecdoche for US empire and "Washington" the beautiful city for the people, just packed with public good and beauty, a promise to be something better. It's good to be upset about the latter's destruction.
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 19h
Somehow worse than that
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 23h
can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base
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@nic_carter
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this is about me and i'm not sorry! i don't have time
to autistically read forums and random team news
or whatever.
i'm sure spending hours and hours running your
fantasy team is a good ROI if you're unemployed but
some of us have jobs
also my team is stacked so that's another point in
the Al columnAndrew Weiner • @DickeyNate • 18h
What's the point if playing fantasy football if
you're just going to automate it

nic carter
@nic_carter • 17h
there's no point to fantasy football, it's grown ass
men pretending to draft NFL players

OpenWindowManiac @Cit_rusK •17h
Then just don't do it?

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social obligation
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Joesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 22h
there are guys to whom talent doesn't come naturally who work at it, really study and practice, and wind up being great performers. so it's important to note that the untalented loser billionaires are also very lazy.
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 23h
"It has no place in my world" is a god-tier fuckoff line
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 23h
God why does he look and move like that
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2026
Republicans are constantly getting busted for abusing children because they believe in it, ideologically. Their electorate votes for child abuse, their legislation enables child abuse, their electeds commit and flaunt their child abuse. Child abuse is as central to the right as tax cuts and racism.
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sad disco @fitivarka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's okay for me to post it because I was just telling you that you can't post it. I'm not actually saying that I just letting you know you can't post that.
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not soon enough though!
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/10/2026
shit like this is why I’m not a free speech absolutist. people like this, antivaxxers, etc should absolutely not be allowed to have platforms and when they post things like this, social media cos should be legally required to take it down
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh my god
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Timelapse video for Motoko and Batou in tactical uniforms!
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I support Cassie and whatever her unspecified crimes against the state were
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i think we all need to start airdropping goatse to these
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Governor Pervert sides with the Perverts. He is the future of the party.
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hopefully they can convince him to be ok with a thousand terracotta Chris Evans.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The arc of history will bend toward justice only if we bend it, otherwise disgusting parasites like this will gorge themselves on the necrotic flesh of our decaying empire until the lights go out.
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get well soon!
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How do we feel about the collars triggering when running red lights?
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2026
Riley Gaines, famous for turning her 5th place tie with transgender swimmer Lia Thomas into a far-right career agianst transgender people, has officially had her lawsuit against the NCAA thrown out by a judge today. The judge found no evidence for her claims. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Riley Gaines' Title IX Lawsuit Against The NCAA Struck Down After Judge Finds "No Evidence" Of Funding Claims
Gaines’ attorneys argued her civil rights were violated because she competed against a transgender athlete.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the best thing any conventionally attractive actor do is be a weird little freak (see also, Alexander Skaarsgard as Murderbot and I guess that wicker husband)
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is directly from Evangelical Christianity, the most powerful religious group in the country, that is obsessed with being under attack. I grew up with Evangelical friends and they were constantly being taught about persecuted Christians in other countries and that secretly it was happening here
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seems to me pretty inevitable that the rest of the world is eventually gonna come for blood against the united states, completely justified
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
antifa girlfriend @lllliatttt 2c
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Snooby @DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children, Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
Kedrick James @goobkedrick . 3o
Unknowingly wore my Kalshi hoodie to the gym this morning and an older black gentleman compared the damage Kalshi is doing to young black men to the KKK and so I think I might have to keep this o...
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
elon and all of the little freaks in doge have 100% done this
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We live in an increasingly isolationist culture that encourages you to be emotionally stunted. Books and stories should be about experiencing minds different from yours. They should expand your empathy and emotional intelligence. But that doesn't happen if the reaction is constantly this:
Scroll of Truth meme, final panel where the adventurer throws the scroll in disgust because they did not like the truth
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whats your go to spicy breakfast dish?
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not to shit on the creators but we don’t need a documentary about this guy we need a mysterious hero with three names
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Theres simply nothing else to be done
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hoping he makes rash decisions
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See, much more legible AND you can easily explain away why he did this, vs that. He's in love with a concept and cant be reasoned with!
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, and "hes obsessed with Audrey Plaza, and will do anythiny to get her attention" is a much more legible motivation than "something something balance"
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So true! Sadly, things get dark by default when someone kills half the universe. If they'd kept Thanos' obsession with courting Death, they could have at least made it darkly funny. A big purple incel broke the world! To try to get someone to love him?????
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Agreed! Systems would have imploded. Society would have turned unrecognizable. And then it would have been doubly, triple warped when people come back! Plane passengers are back, but the plane is gone! Heart surgery patient is back, but the OR is gone. What does everyone remember about being dead?
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think part of it has to do with how MCU iron man is a saint who can do no wrong, which goes against the best parts of the character (which is that he is flawed and never stops generating collateral damage with his genius ideas). Tony's a good guy, the best guy, he gave his life for the MCU!
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WandaVision was limited to just Wanda though. I want to see what the snap did to society! Then again, I guess you're right. The focus group and board room can only conceive of the individual
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Pat @squishy276.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really wish we had Marvel's version of "The Leftovers" as a consequence of this. Not because I think it would be good, but because I want to know what focus group and board room ghouls think an extended meditation on grief looks like
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Last Will and Testament Moss @williammoss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
American CEO: “We can’t control it!” American CEO 2: “It will destroy us all!” American CEO 3: “The apocalypse!” French CEO [hitting a Gauloise, exhaling slowly]: “C’est une issue de skill.”
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