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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 3h

yes for centuries people have been asking when someone is going to solve music

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 8h

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 15h

Hard to imagine a more exciting development than Emma Flyte joining the Scooby Gang

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 17h

I fail to see any downside to this. The stupid-ass secretive nature of frats means that we aren’t even allowed to know the extent to which all kinds of toxic behavior is written into their DNA. Motherfuckers hold onto their secret histories tighter than Scientologist.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 20h

Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

The AI in charge of sacking the AI who has just been sacked

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

All right, so as I understand it, Tom Cruise is playing Jason “Digger” Stiles, Lorelai Gilmore’s finicky ex-boyfriend who had an odd but well behaved dog and a motorized TV stand. Lorelai’s rejection of him has caused some kind of global disaster I guess.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

I grew up in Massachusetts in the 80s, so when we heard the Bonnie Tyler song on the radio it was changed to “Holding Out For A Grinder”

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

One day this will be the Guernica for visually summarizing the Trump era

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

This idiot would be lucky to get a job at the — oh right that’s where he already works

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 27/09/2026

The idiots dunking on this don't understand that screenwriting is not a visual medium. It's a clickety-clackety medium, and no one clickety-clacks like Sorkin. His wrists are like titanium bars wired to electric eels. How can human actors, with their "lips," be expected to channel that voltage?

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 27/09/2026

So many of you idiots have already surrendered, whilst I sit high up in the clouds, feasting on the cultural cachet conferred on me by pretending to have not heard of a song

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 26/09/2026

When the Wordle bot is like “we both solved it in three guesses!” I’m like “yeah but I get to experience love so I think that’s the tiebreaker”

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 26/09/2026

Damn, even after getting stung to death by bees you still gotta take a backseat to Dan Aykroyd in the citation

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 26/09/2026

Right now capitalism is Biff Tannen in Back to the Future 2, and we need it to be Biff Tannen nervously washing the car at the end of Back to the Future 1. How do we go back in time and punch capitalism in the face at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 25/09/2026

(Kai sees Death of a Salesman on stage) (Biff tells story about whistling in elevator) (Kai gets up from his seat) YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU’RE LUCKY THEY DIDN’T SLIT YOUR GODDAMN THROAT

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 25/09/2026

Act like I had never heard of money, but had just come up with a great idea to improve society, and the idea was money

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT

a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel

close-up of the previous photo of a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 24/09/2026

Well gosh darn it, he’s just going to have to work harder to prove he’s a real bigot!

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 24/09/2026

NYT Connections: Start Your Day Angry

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 23/09/2026

Jesus, they’re escorting him in balloons now?

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 23/09/2026

Damn, Fielder just pulling off miracle after miracle here

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 23/09/2026

Opening the same day as my Charlemagne epic where everyone talks like the Swedish Chef. Let’s Barbenheimer this shit

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this is fantastic and I learned something new

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

All of this, from @joshtpm.bsky.social talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/we-di...

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Your mom did one of these to me.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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linktothepabst @linktothepabst.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

went swimming here and everyone knew you

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I just resigned from my job at this factory. We never told this machine to make chocolates faster than we could wrap them. This should terrify you.

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phil @philjamesson.com · 20/09/2026

when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia

image of a woman in bed wearing military regalia with several bars and medals pinned to her lapel

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 20/09/2026

This news and especially the “reasons” cited in the article makes me want to punch through a wall, and have there be Amazon execs inside that wall

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 19/09/2026

When I was younger, IMDb trivia was like “The director smashed a wine bottle over the actor’s head for sleeping with his wife.” Now IMDb trivia is like “Some of the actors in this Marvel movie were also in other Marvel movies”

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 19/09/2026

No no, ignore this, you can absolutely trust the tall feminine bunny with giant eyelashes who says “my hero”

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 17/09/2026

“Chief, this situation is out of control. Our local officers are pinned down. Even SWAT is overwhelmed.” Chief (hands on hips, deep breath): Time to call in the goatfuckers

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merritt @merrittk.com · 17/09/2026

my opponent is trying to smear me, but here's the truth: im like them but less. you hate transgenders right? i mean ill keep it out of schools but i wont make it legal to kill em. is that good enough? you can kill a few if that'll help

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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026

Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 17/09/2026

These out of touch elites sharing a one-bedroom in Bushwick with three other unemployed graphic designers can’t possibly understand the struggles of the common man who sits at his Eames kitchen table at night calculating the cost of a new Gulfstream

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 17/09/2026

goddammit.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 17/09/2026

So I wandered into a creepy house with legs, yaga yaga yaga, now my whole family is cursed

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