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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 5h

Being excited to move west of the Mississippi until you realize that you have to say Best Foods instead of Hellman’s

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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 5h

When you find out there's another living Warren descendant on the island

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 7h

Make sure the jingle fits your AI poster full of worm burgers and something called “C0LÅDRKNKS”

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 7h

“Siri, turn this list of 38 classic songs into a single thirty-second MP3. Use no more than five notes. No flats or sharps. Play on repeat for the rest of my life.”

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 8h

Most music used to be designed to cater to the whims of the people rich enough to commission it. So it doesn’t exactly feel like a leap *forward* to be able to say “Claude, make the perfect minuet for my garden party”

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 8h

yes for centuries people have been asking when someone is going to solve music

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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 14h

SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 21h

She’s going to be the Spike, isn’t she. I mean they’re all already varying degrees of Spike but still.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 21h

Hard to imagine a more exciting development than Emma Flyte joining the Scooby Gang

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 22h

I fail to see any downside to this. The stupid-ass secretive nature of frats means that we aren’t even allowed to know the extent to which all kinds of toxic behavior is written into their DNA. Motherfuckers hold onto their secret histories tighter than Scientologist.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

She really threw the stapler (complimentary)

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

The AI in charge of sacking the AI who has just been sacked

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

All right, so as I understand it, Tom Cruise is playing Jason “Digger” Stiles, Lorelai Gilmore’s finicky ex-boyfriend who had an odd but well behaved dog and a motorized TV stand. Lorelai’s rejection of him has caused some kind of global disaster I guess.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

I grew up in Massachusetts in the 80s, so when we heard the Bonnie Tyler song on the radio it was changed to “Holding Out For A Grinder”

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

One day this will be the Guernica for visually summarizing the Trump era

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 29/09/2026

This idiot would be lucky to get a job at the — oh right that’s where he already works

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 28/09/2026

So the premise of their joke is that if you were nb you’d keep it a closely guarded secret

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 28/09/2026

Like genuinely where was I meant to have heard it. On TRL? On drive time top 40 radio? On Good Morning America? At a sock hop?

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 28/09/2026

NYT reporters trying every diner in America until they find someone who doesn’t want the files released

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 27/09/2026

I got to see his writing setup one time and it was dope. He's got a special customized keyboard that lets him type with clenched fists. Instead of a QWERTY layout, it's just two giant buttons labeled "AWESOME WORD" and "AWESOMER WORD"

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 27/09/2026

Originally, this movie was meant to be a single unbroken shot of Sorkin typing the script, sweat pouring from his face, ending with him screaming "FADE OUT, MOTHERFUCKER!" and pounding a bottle of DayQuil. But the studio focus-grouped the shit out of it and made him shoot the movie with actors. Sad

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 27/09/2026

The idiots dunking on this don't understand that screenwriting is not a visual medium. It's a clickety-clackety medium, and no one clickety-clacks like Sorkin. His wrists are like titanium bars wired to electric eels. How can human actors, with their "lips," be expected to channel that voltage?

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 27/09/2026

Free Mercedes convertible for everyone who hasn’t heard of Choosin’ Texas? Well, it’s a tempting offer but I’m going to recline on the divan with my frosè until I find out if I can get a Bentley instead

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 27/09/2026

So many of you idiots have already surrendered, whilst I sit high up in the clouds, feasting on the cultural cachet conferred on me by pretending to have not heard of a song

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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 26/09/2026

When the Wordle bot is like “we both solved it in three guesses!” I’m like “yeah but I get to experience love so I think that’s the tiebreaker”

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 26/09/2026

Damn, even after getting stung to death by bees you still gotta take a backseat to Dan Aykroyd in the citation

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 26/09/2026

Right now capitalism is Biff Tannen in Back to the Future 2, and we need it to be Biff Tannen nervously washing the car at the end of Back to the Future 1. How do we go back in time and punch capitalism in the face at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 25/09/2026

And then pull off your interviewer’s sport coat and tie it around your neck as a bib.

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 25/09/2026

(Kai sees Death of a Salesman on stage) (Biff tells story about whistling in elevator) (Kai gets up from his seat) YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU’RE LUCKY THEY DIDN’T SLIT YOUR GODDAMN THROAT

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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 25/09/2026