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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
writing a theme song for locksmiths and omg so many key changes
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’ve heard your concerns and we took action. Our 9/11 slot machine has been removed.
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026
the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nor’easter is just regular easter except jesus stays in the cave until the storm is over.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.
A scruffy looking brown dog with hair coming out of his ears
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Hannah Davis-Reid @hannahdavisreid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m working on a story about the impact of upcoming changes to Medicaid in Charlottesville. I'm looking for people who'd be open to talking with me about how new work requirements will impact them. Feel free to DM me or shoot me an email at hdreid@vpm.org!
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶To everything, Tern, tern, tern, There is a season, Tern, tern, tern...🎶
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Prepare yourself for unhinged storytime!
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Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The shapeshifter character from Star Trek VI (don't remember her name) saying to Kirk, "not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain"
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Allison Adato @editgirlnyc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One hates to be formulaic, but here's a blueprint: 1. Play the music 2. Light the lights 3. Put on makeup 4. Dress up right 5. Get things started
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Op-ed author John May is a principal at Greenplex.ai which means he has a financial interest in getting us to accept data centers. The "ai" in the company name tells us why. He assumes we reject them because we are uneducated. No, we reject them because the costs far outweigh any benefits. 1/
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GreenPlex — one campus where data services, agriculture and human discovery power one another
Industrial symbiosis, operating today: a green data center, an automated controlled-environment farm and a research & learning center built as one system.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No idea who to credit for this 25 year old joke: Hijackers get to the afterlife. G Washington walks up and punches each one. Then T Jefferson, then J Madison, and the line continues. They complain, "We're supposed to have 67 virgins!" Satan says, "Oh, you misheard. You're getting 67 Virginians."
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ran out of toner.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Give a fish soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach a fish to microwave soup and you'll eat for a day after he's electocuted.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/09/2026
life is a series of forecasts. we live based on trends, preparing futures by available data and good judgement. and yet there’s a 100% chance that today will have some level of unpredictability for all of us. be safe. be kind. the person you meet may be weathering a storm.
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Matsci @matsci.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth.
Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 31/08/2026
MapQuest Monday Morning Meeting:
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but yes, you do deserve a sweet treat and a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/08/2026
grant us the courage to avoid flushing the things we cannot flush the system to flush the things we can and wisdom to know the difference. — sewerenity prayer
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
God damn 2026 all the way to hell.
Venn diagram with three intersecting circles. The red circle says "WHAT", the yellow circle says "THE", and the blue circle says "FUCK". The overlapping areas show their secondary color combos to ultimately form a giant What The Fuck in the middle.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am attending a multi-session webcast today, and the hold music during the 10-minute breaks is electronica. Thank you, VSCPA, for not making us suffer through Muzak.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I fear that in the end, this great experiment that we call “America” is going to show that if a society prioritizes greed over love for your neighbor, eventually, *everything* will collapse.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Professional box tester. 📹 cokemusun
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
TBH, I think these men would be thirst traps even wearing shorts w/white tube socks & sandals because - hear me out - they're kind, intelligent people who care about their communities & want to be public servants instead of grifters. And Mamdani is already proving it's possible. Be still my heart.
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
After World War II, the Japanese acknowledged they never broke the code of the Navajo Code Talkers. Today, on Navajo Code Talkers Day, explore the Veterans History Project's new online exhibit honoring them! ⬇️ blogs.loc.gov/folklife/2026/08/hono…
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Great film ;)
Short description: A close-up photo of Steve the otter pressing his nose and paws against a glass exhibit, his nose hilariously magnified in a circular suction‐cup lens.  
Baked-in text:  
“Hello, Clarice.”  
“In Otter News”
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A digital illustration of Statler and Waldorf, the sarcastic old man muppets, seen sitting in their opera box at the Muppet Theatre and heckling whatever is happening onstage. Probably Fozzie’s act. Starler is in the right with the big chin. Waldorf is in the left with the mustache and heavy lidded eyes. But the are almost always shown in the reverse order of their names. There are red curtains behind them and along with some bits of filigree in the front of their box are some brass (?) letters spelling out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A digital illustration of the giant anime robot Voltron. The one made up of five individual robot lions, not the one made out of cars and planes and stuff. His right arm is a red lion, his left arm is green. His legs are blue and yellow lions respectively. His torso and head are a black and silver lion the mouth of which is opened to reveal his humanoid robot face. He has a big red chest piece featuring a coat of arms-like crest and some red robot wings sprouting off his back. He’s seen from a dramatic forced perspective looking up from the feet against a spacey background with stars and nebular gas. He’s in the middle of one of his main moves which is where he slams his lion face fists together and draws them apart creating a glowing arc of energy that is going to form his giant multi-pronged sword that he uses to cleave whatever he’s fighting in twain. But it’s still just an energy arc between his fists and lettering following the shape of it reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Dr. Todd Arrington @btarrington.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"One had better die fighting against injustice than die like a dog or a rat in a trap." ~Ida B. Wells, ca. 1892. Image: Public domain.
This sepia-toned image shows a Black woman--Ida B. Wells--wearing a dark colored dress with dark lace around the shoulders and front. She looks off to her right.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Between his ability to express his intelligence so clearly (and being snarky to boot) and his penchant for wearing snug black shirts, Laura Ingraham's brain is going to be short-circuited for a while.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Translation: Either Murkowski got approval to vote no because they know Cassidy'll vote yes, or she wants something & is signalling for a meeting like Tillis & Cornyn got last week. The Senate never goes to a confirmation vote w/o knowing they have enough to pass. They'd withdraw the nom instead.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Them : Is bread masculine or feminine? Me: Actually it’s naan bianary
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm having flashbacks to hearing my Mom say, "Oh, your friends are all doing that, huh? So if all your friends jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge, would you jump, too? Didn't think so."
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A portrait done in digital paint of Shelley Duvall portraying Wendy Torrance as seen in The Shining (1980). It’s a head and shoulders shot of her with unkempt black hair with bangs, and wearing a chunky knit turtleneck under a green heavy flannel button up. She is viewed looking up from a low vantage at her tired-looking, somewhat haggard face as she looks down at something that suddenly has her deeply concerned. The background  behind her is paper toned and has a single repeated line typewritten over and over disappearing top and bottom: ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Believing survivors means understanding what they need to do to survive. Keep the peace and keep themselves safe. That includes making dinner. And I’d like to explain why. dot-connecting.ghost.io/on/
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On Max Miller’s dinner
Believing survivors means understanding that survivors do many things to keep themselves safe — including cook dinner for their abusers.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 31/07/2026
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pavlov’s dog had soft fur because of all the conditioning.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Today, in "No Shit, Sherlock" news...
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Yonxers @yonxers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026
Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU…
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Another Dolphin saw an opportunity to get noticed too Photobomb 😊
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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Who called it Lucid Dreaming instead of Snooze Your Own Adventure?
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I love how The Onion has better placement than the New York Times...at LaGuardia.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
due to inflation, Jeffreys (as well as Geoffreys) are now Jeffexpensive
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Getting an abacus tattoo so I can always count on myself.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Film noir goddess. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a medium haired white cat lying in loaf position on a lawn. The photo is pretty striking because it’s fairly dark but the cats’ face is dramatically illuminated by light streaming in from the right. It is reminiscent of how women’s faces were often lit in noir films of the 1940s and 50s. The cats’ eyes look they might be two different colors but it’s unclear if it’s due to heterochromia or just the stark lighting.
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