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Julius Kim

@juliuskim.bsky.social
100K followers 5.7K following 3K posts

Criminal defense attorney, Former prosecutor, Legal analyst for CNN, NYT, WAPO, NPR, and more. Dog lover. Recreational dieter. Apparent donut addict.

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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 4h
Having worked as an attorney in the criminal justice system for 29 years both as a prosecutor and a defense attorney, I am against the death penalty. Christa Pike’s botched execution tonight just reinforces my feelings about it.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just realized that I spend an inordinate amount of time setting up things to enjoy them, and not nearly enough time actually enjoying the things.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still have to use a mouse with my laptop. Does that make me a boomer?
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ending a rough week at work by taking two of our great attorneys out for nine holes to unwind. 💪🏼🏌🏻‍♂️🥳
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m working from home a little bit before heading into the office today, and I’ve reheated my coffee THREE times now because I keep forgetting to take it out of the microwave. 🤦🏻‍♂️☕️🍩
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still have to use a mouse with my laptop. Does that make me a boomer?
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s almost Friday!!
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The way Trump’s ass juts out like that is so fucking weird and creepy.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today’s a FOUR shot Americano day. Pray for me.. 🫣☕️🍩🙏🏼
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If this administration sees no problem with having sex with animals, it’s no wonder that they see no problem fucking over the American people. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The coffee is extra smoove this morning.. ☕️🍩🚶🏻‍♂️🕺🏻
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m just waiting for the days of no mosquitoes, no bees, and no humidity to get here lol.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know this sounds bad, but I can rationalize the hell out of putting something in the recycling bin.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This was the longest shortened work week.. 😩
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reflecting on 9/11, I’m not sure if my heart hurt more then or now.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I guess we know how his contractors feel now.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If we all get $5,000 if the GOP continues to control Congress after the midterms, with tariffs, gas prices, and inflation, we would all only be down about $3,300 this year. Sounds tempting..
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have yet to figure out how to eat a peach without things turning into a slobbery mess.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If Donald Trump helped clear rubble at Ground Zero on 9/11, then Hugh Hefner died a virgin.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kink in my neck.. 😩
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Home stretch!
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Holy hotness.. 😩
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Strike that. @mapquest it is..
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s been a day.. 😏
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know. I’m a curmudgeon, but kids should at least ride e-bikes that have pedal assist and aren’t fully automatic. 😏🚲🙄
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Welp. Apple maps it is.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Friends, you are islands in my stream. 🫶🏼
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I didn’t think Dolly’s death would hit me this hard. She and Anthony Bourdain are two people who impacted my psyche more than I realized. What two very special souls. I miss them.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just Do It?
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Today will be Crush It Thursday! Followed by Donut Friday.. 👀🍩😋🥳 Let’s get it!! 💪🏼💪🏼
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So Upset
ALT: So Upset
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hump Day indeed..
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If anyone deserves to be on Mt. Rushmore, it’s Dolly.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I had a pb&j sammich (not an uncrustable) and a bowl of Frosted Flakes for dinner tonight, and it was divine.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s very possible Dolly Parton was not a person, but an actual angel sent from heaven.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today was definitely a Monday.. 😩
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Smuckers Uncrustables are good in a pinch, but the peanut butter to jelly ratio is a little off. Too heavy on the jelly. And now back to your regularly scheduled program.. 👀
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Am I the only one who eats cereal for dessert? 👀🥣
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I fear that in the end, this great experiment that we call “America” is going to show that if a society prioritizes greed over love for your neighbor, eventually, *everything* will collapse.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My present situation..
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do you think a $40 trillion national debt matters to a president who has filed bankruptcy multiple times?
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The damage Trump and this administration are doing to this country is immeasurable.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Another Monday—lots going on this week! Look for the opportunities to make yourself or those around you smile! Let’s get it!! 💪🏼🥳❤️
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Don’t be fooled. This guy (my accountant) is a ringer.. 👀🏌️‍♂️
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Stayed up until 3 am last night watching damn TikToks. 😩
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I will crush skulls for the last donut. 👀🍩🥳
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It still amazes me that I can’t, for the life of me, remember where I put my car keys, but I still remember all the words of Jam On It.. 😩👀 www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-0Z...
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Newcleus - Jam On It 1984
YouTube video by Mr1980s
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If Trump was willing to let his inner circle and closest advisors potentially get shot down in an airplane, what do you think he thinks about all of us?
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The media treated Joe Biden very unfairly as is evidenced by their lack of coverage of Trump Van Winkle’s narcolepsy.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When I wake up tomorrow, I’m going to 1,000% back whoever ends up being the Democratic nominee for governor in Wisconsin.
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Julius Kim @juliuskim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I did it! 💪🏼💪🏼🥳
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