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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 2h
Pumpkin spice wipes? 🤨
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 5h
Clueless Idiocracy
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 20h
Forrest Gump Takes Manhattan
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 19h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 8h
NARRATOR: In fact, they were never a good idea.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An actual budgie smuggler, lol.
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marie @mariej55.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Justin J. Pearson NAILS IT! It is not just a candidate names or a party ID. It is access to healthcare, increased wages, and making billionaires and big corporations pay their fair share in taxes. LFG! Justin for #TN09 #BlueWaveIn30Days
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
From Oct 2011. Happy Pumpkin Pi season! Annual reminder: magnets of this strip are available on my store... store.foxtrot.com
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
"That is the value of Opoku-Agyeman’s work. She doesn’t ask readers to look at inequality as an abstract concept. She asks us to examine the cumulative cost of systems that extract more from some people while returning less." I bawled. I need to personally thank the person who wrote this. 😭
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Tom Powell Jr @tompowelljr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The three in the thumbnail seem to be arguing about how to split the check. One on the left (Matthew?) is probably saying the others have ordered appetizers and alcohol, while he just got water and a salad so it's not fair to make him pay as much.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 01/10/2026
not helping, @theonion.com
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bryan Adams' first draft of the lyrics were...different.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
writing a theme song for locksmiths and omg so many key changes
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We’ve heard your concerns and we took action. Our 9/11 slot machine has been removed.
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026
the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nor’easter is just regular easter except jesus stays in the cave until the storm is over.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have found my people in these responses. ❤️
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you think McConnell has any cognitive function left, I know a real Nigerian prince who wants to do business with you.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.
A scruffy looking brown dog with hair coming out of his ears
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Received my mug! It'll be christened with caffeine tomorrow.
A mug depicting a disgruntled spider, sitting on its web of (fake) gold.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"...except for a bit of damage to the skull..." is just
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Chefs Kiss French Chef
Alt: Cartoon gif of a man dressed as a chef, making the hand gesture of a chef's kiss.
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Hannah Davis-Reid @hannahdavisreid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m working on a story about the impact of upcoming changes to Medicaid in Charlottesville. I'm looking for people who'd be open to talking with me about how new work requirements will impact them. Feel free to DM me or shoot me an email at hdreid@vpm.org!
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I read that as "duck made of wood," and was really confused about why it would be wearing a leash, lol.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bringing dead batteries back to life is revolting
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You're always good at naming creatures in alt-text, but Ramblow the Marknificent is particularly excellent. 😄
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If they can be trained, we could deploy them on Flock cameras.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶To everything, Tern, tern, tern, There is a season, Tern, tern, tern...🎶
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Cary Grant Get Out
Alt: Cary Grant, making a fashionable sartorial statement with a suit and fedora, has a peeved expression on his face. He points his finger towards the (offscreen) door and text reads "Get Out!"
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Prepare yourself for unhinged storytime!
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Ankle Megami Tensei @stochasticooze.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The shapeshifter character from Star Trek VI (don't remember her name) saying to Kirk, "not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain"
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Or maybe they're trying to give hugs the only way can. 😊 That spider looks how I feel in the morning before i have my coffee. Any chance of a mug with her on it in your shop?
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Allison Adato @editgirlnyc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One hates to be formulaic, but here's a blueprint: 1. Play the music 2. Light the lights 3. Put on makeup 4. Dress up right 5. Get things started
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is this something @mapquest.com could help with? Hm, they've got Lube & Oil, but no catapult category.
Screenshot of Mapquest app's categories for finding places. Sadly, there is no Catapult option.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you're a Virginia resident, just go straight to the state website below. Click the Citizen Portal link to find registration, check status, find polling place, or apply for absentee by mail options. www.elections.virginia.gov
elections.virginia.gov
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The Department of Elections envisions an electoral process that is trustworthy and accountable at all levels and engages Virginia’s diverse citizenry in the most fundamental right - the right to vote...
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don't know how much that costs, but you could just go to your local hardware store and buy a plywood board and bunch of stuff to screw to it. Just avoid anything that would trap little fingers. 🤷‍♀️
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looking at the site, the proposal is to combine farm & research/education facilities w/the data center to serve the community. Just what we need - the tech oligarchs being in direct control of our food and education. They're already influencing those indirectly. Get the hell out of our lives. 2/2
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Op-ed author John May is a principal at Greenplex.ai which means he has a financial interest in getting us to accept data centers. The "ai" in the company name tells us why. He assumes we reject them because we are uneducated. No, we reject them because the costs far outweigh any benefits. 1/
greenplex.ai
GreenPlex — one campus where data services, agriculture and human discovery power one another
Industrial symbiosis, operating today: a green data center, an automated controlled-environment farm and a research & learning center built as one system.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm so glad I'm not the only one whose mind went there.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No idea who to credit for this 25 year old joke: Hijackers get to the afterlife. G Washington walks up and punches each one. Then T Jefferson, then J Madison, and the line continues. They complain, "We're supposed to have 67 virgins!" Satan says, "Oh, you misheard. You're getting 67 Virginians."
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm a tax accountant and we had to finish client returns due on 9/17. I have no memories of those days. Just compartmentalized the shit out of it to get them done.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That would be an excellent carving pattern for the wooden handle of a cane. Regarding mob hits, my mom once had a friend offer "I know a guy," when my sibling's first spouse went psycho. My reaction: 😲 (She declined.)
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ran out of toner.
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Spidur @spidur.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Give a fish soup and he'll eat for a day. Teach a fish to microwave soup and you'll eat for a day after he's electocuted.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/09/2026
life is a series of forecasts. we live based on trends, preparing futures by available data and good judgement. and yet there’s a 100% chance that today will have some level of unpredictability for all of us. be safe. be kind. the person you meet may be weathering a storm.
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Matsci @matsci.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
pelcan Mouth perfect size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth.
Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
Source: Flickr / pominoz68
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 31/08/2026
MapQuest Monday Morning Meeting:
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but yes, you do deserve a sweet treat and a bookshelf with a rolling ladder.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/08/2026
grant us the courage to avoid flushing the things we cannot flush the system to flush the things we can and wisdom to know the difference. — sewerenity prayer
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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