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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’

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he/him 🇨🇦÷([🇮🇶+🇮🇱]×🇵🇱)%🏳️‍🌈 “I’m unmentionably fresh — I’m a mensch!” - ‘Nobody Speak’ by DJ Shadow & Run The Jewels (banner artwork created by Alex Gray) views espoused are entirely and exclusively my own.

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Penguins memes for Pittsburgh needs @buffalosmemes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Drake has 3 new albums they are called PEE, POO & FART
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A 6-year-old kid has lost a parent for the rest of their life because some trigger-happy terrorist decided so, and if that doesn’t break your heart then honestly mine breaks for you.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
2026 is gonna be my year
DW Reade from Arthur looking real manic with dark circles under her eyes
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 10/09/2025
damn there really is a Charlie Kirk quote for every aspect of this story huh
headline: 

Charlie Kirk: "If Somebody Ever Shoots Me Through The Neck During A Speech In Utah In 2025, I Lowkey Think That Rocks"
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Andrew Henninger @databyss.com · 02/09/2025
Could programmers from the 80's understand today's code? Could todays programmers understand code from the 80's? My brother, I don't understand my own code from last week. Every line I write is a bespoke bit of spontaneous genius that even I am incapable of deciphering mere days after writing it.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
so basically, you are f*cking stupid
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Anson Mount @ansonmount.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Hey, guys. Guess what we’re not talking about any more.
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 09/08/2025
“SSH connection manager” 🚩🚩🚩
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 09/08/2025
hey I’m back what’d I miss
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 21/05/2025
@deadrose007 according to you, the richest man on the planet is a loser. Amazing.

@KatyMontgomerie Yes
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 21/05/2025
#BellCanada moment lol #Bell
Downdetector shows Bell Canada reported outages spiking from near-zero to 100,000 in the span of about an hour
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 22/04/2025
what the fil what the fili what the fili what the filipope what the filipo what the filipopeno
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Sighmon @sighmonsayss.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
a typo in a shitpost kinda elevates it
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Standing Together @standing-together.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
We cannot look away when 15 paramedics and aid workers in Gaza are executed by the Israeli army. We refuse this war of annihilation and these crimes. The billboard we put up over the Tel Aviv highway, thanks to donations from hundreds of people, says it all: this war cannot continue. We refuse.
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 16/04/2025
my money’s on both
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 08/04/2025
tweeting from the toilet call that a shit post
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April Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
what if it just took one though
Screenshot of tweet from @realDonaldTrump, 6 Nov 2012, reading: "If the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the President should be impeached immediately!"
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 03/04/2025
I had a good tweet idea but now I forgor. Many such cases!
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🦇Piper🦇 @jazzguineapig.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
the two guys on a bus meme, the guy looking sadly at the cliff face is thinking "American hegemony is over" while the guy looking happily out at the sunrise view is also thinking "American hegemony is over."
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 01/04/2025
I think if you discover you have an Elon baby you should be allowed to just leave it at the nearest Tesla dealership
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 26/03/2025
I don’t know if it’s uncontroversial insofar as it’s unremarkable (which is not to say that it’s good or okay). The U.S. military isn’t exactly new to the game of blowing up an entire building just to get one guy
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/03/2025
society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 20/03/2025
no more panGAYa, it’s DEI
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anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
“ugh you poors just want government handouts” yes. what the fuck? why wouldn’t we want that? we’re at a point in human history and advancement where we can give everyone handouts and help them live happy lives why the FUCK aren’t we doing that????
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 20/03/2025
y’all think musk is getting up in that trumpussy or what
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/03/2025
Sometimes I like posts before I read them and that’s my bad honestly I just want to love everyone
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
One problem with glorifying the accumulation of wealth is that when obscenely wealthy people break the law to steal more money just because they want to, many of the people they’re stealing from have been trained to see that as admirable
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 03/03/2025
@nicoleperlroth.bsky.social have you seen that US cybersecurity is no longer going to be monitoring Russian (something something)? Curious of your thoughts on this
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 18/02/2025
guy who (still) doesn't know the difference between 'reply' and 'reply all'
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 15/02/2025
roses are red Cars 2 is PG my inhaler costs $80?? ??free luigi
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Don Nadon @donnadon.ca · 14/02/2025
#cdnpoli #ottawa #ableg
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a woman says he 's very smart on a prime video ad
Alt: a woman says he 's very smart on a prime video ad
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
True leaders, grateful to them all.
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 13/02/2025
Unfortunately we are the snowball and they are the hell
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 11/02/2025
can any of you go 5 seconds without making a 1984 reference IMPOSSIBLE EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 11/02/2025
these two as metaphors for their respective parties is (perhaps un)surprisingly apt
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 03/02/2025
except for the part where he’d take great offence to that exclusively due to the association with Jewish people
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Organize. Collaborate. Find others doing the good work. Study about others who lived through this. Build. Commune. Give. Communicate. Avoid purity tests, practice acceptance. Listen. Speak up. Stand with the vulnerable, call out the powerful. Take risks. Sacrifice.
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 03/02/2025
semantic whitespace is a crime against humanity
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 03/02/2025
“many such cases”
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/02/2025
Quick reminder that if you see a headline from a source you’ve never heard of that isn’t being reported by anyone else, you really should do some due diligence before spreading it around as fact. There’s enough misinformation floating around already; no need to add more.
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 29/01/2025
guy who is about to put on a chastity belt
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/01/2025
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/01/2025
Is DeepSeek R1 OpenAI’s “Sputnik Moment?” No. None of those words actually mean anything
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 27/01/2025
you can’t spell ‘condominium’ without ‘condom’. so
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 26/01/2025
I don’t know
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 26/01/2025
I’ve BEEN saying this
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
nobody can stop up from farting
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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 24/01/2025
not only do they shit the bed all the fucking time, but they’re also unreasonably vulnerable to cyber attacks!!! thank you printers I hate you
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Critical Linux bug is CUPS-based remote-code execution hole
No patches yet, can be mitigated, requires user interaction
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