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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’

@speelbarrow.speely.net

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he/him 🇨🇦÷([🇮🇶+🇮🇱]×🇵🇱)%🏳️‍🌈 “I’m unmentionably fresh — I’m a mensch!” - ‘Nobody Speak’ by DJ Shadow & Run The Jewels (banner artwork created by Alex Gray) views espoused are entirely and exclusively my own.

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 21/05/2025

#BellCanada moment lol #Bell

Downdetector shows Bell Canada reported outages spiking from near-zero to 100,000 in the span of about an hour

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 11/02/2025

these two as metaphors for their respective parties is (perhaps un)surprisingly apt

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 21/01/2025

“do it” meme from Star Wars

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 14/01/2025

o no

LinkedIn post of a fairly convincing fake image of a fake ID, generated by AI. The caption reads:

Neither the document nor the background in this image are real! This is a fully Al-generated ID document with astonishing quality - even down to details like the smartphone's shadow on the passport and the table.
Emerging services on the Dark Web are creating alarming opportunities for fraudsters. These tools don't just generate one deepfake image - they produce multiple ones from a simple list of PIl, paving the way for synthetic fraud on an unprecedented scale.
It's crucial for modern KYC services and assessment procedures to adapt and account for these advancements in fraud technology. Staying ahead requires constant vigilance and innovation.
#kyc #syntheticfraud #documentfraud #ai #darkweb #deepfakes

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 28/12/2024

tl;dr

From @LauraLoomer on Twitter:

BREAKING:
🚨🚨🚨
@elonmusk has removed my blue check mark on X because I dared to question his support for H1B visas, the replacement of American tech workers by Indian immigrants, and I questioned his relationship with China.
Looks like Elon Musk is going to be silencing me for supporting original Trump immigration policies.
I have always been America First and a die hard supporter of President Trump and I believe that promises made should be promises kept. Donald Trump promised to remove the H1B visa program and I support his policy. Now, as one of Trump's biggest supporters, I'm having my free speech silenced by a tech billionaire for simply questioning the tech oligarchy.
Elon has decided to retaliate by removing my blue check and demonetizing me.
I guess he doesn't really believe in Free speech after all.

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 28/12/2024

*ahem* “cis.”

bart simpson megaphone meme

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 28/12/2024

Oh????

Bluesky now has a “Trending” area (of sorts???) in the timeline (in beta)

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 28/12/2024

society is over party

right next to the search bar, PornHub has introduced an “AI Jerk Off” button

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 24/12/2024

first published feb 4th, 1987.

super hero beating on two cops

cop 1: “She ain’t human! She’s like some kinda animal! Some kinda— UGGGH!”
hero: “And you… YOU are the mindless hunters who shoot and kill without ever asking why!”

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 16/12/2024

mfw when I qrt @cockremover.bsky.social and she takes longer than .2 picoseconds to like it

warthog with exploding head Memoji

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 13/12/2024

Animated GIF of a clip from the Doctor Who (2005-2022) episode “The Lonely Child” (or maybe the second part, “The Doctor Dances”): a child wearing a gas mask asks “Are you my mummy?”

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 11/12/2024

src: youtu.be/aOoB0eiPQlQ?...

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 11/12/2024

?????

Cover of the One Ring "Realms of the Three Rings" Expansion. The words “One Ring” have been circled with an arrow pointing to them. The words “Three Rings” have also been circled with an arrow pointing to them.

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 11/12/2024

An edit of an anti-piracy ad that originally read “You wouldn’t download a car” that now reads “You wouldn’t cuck a landlord”

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 11/12/2024

An edit of an anti-piracy ad that originally read “You wouldn’t download a car” that now reads “You wouldn’t misgender a landlord”

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 10/12/2024

What setting do I have to change to make Twitch never speak to me like this again

Notification from Twitch: "PogChamp: Your 2024 Twitch Viewer Recap is LIVE! LETS GOOO"

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 10/12/2024

absolutely fucking not. next stupid question?

A banner at the top of the image reads "Toronto Met Today" with the subtitle "Your university. Your news." Underneath is an image of someone dropping a ballot into a box marked 'Elections Canada #142'. Text below the image reads "Can AI help voters decide who to vote for?"

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 06/12/2024

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 05/12/2024

@mfried13.speely.net

A text conversation:

- I send a screenshot of a precariously placed bed in Minecraft
- Molly says “no”
- I Tapback “Haha”

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 04/12/2024

in case you were wondering

My Apple Music Replay for 2024

- Top Album: Good Apollo I’m Burning Star IV by Coheed and Cambria
- Top Song: The Grudge by TOOL
- Total Minutes (listening to music): 60,610
- Top Artist: Dream Theater

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 04/12/2024

this u?

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 03/12/2024

@hiremeimfunny.bsky.social gonna start commenting this on everything

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 02/12/2024

do you think they've explored each others bodies

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 28/11/2024

the township of WHAT

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 28/11/2024

what are you

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 24/11/2024

if you want him hit my line

Initial messages from a potential suitor: “Having a fun day?” then, 10.5 hours later: “Have you ever killed anyone?”

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 21/11/2024

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 21/11/2024

thank you Eloon

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 21/11/2024

?

“Israel” does not appear anywhere in the aforementioned guidelines

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 20/11/2024

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 19/11/2024

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 19/11/2024

Chat does this count as an angel number

Screen shot of having 18 followers and 81 following

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 19/11/2024

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 19/11/2024

🅱️ervers 🅱️inted? @bsky.app

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 19/11/2024

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 18/11/2024

@bsky.app I’m not saying these are BAD follow suggestions, I’m just saying they’re… interesting.

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The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 18/11/2024

This is the correct opinion on LLMs.

The Hacker formerly known as ‘Speely’ @speelbarrow.speely.net · 18/11/2024

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