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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 20h
Hey British gov sites. Glad you came to terms with the Russian influence in the Brexit vote. Now get the hell off X, which is equally designed to destabilize & groom viewers to act against their own interests. 🇬🇧 Gov sites (that includes the BBC,) should NOT BE ON X. @ukparliament.parliament.uk
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 12h
Jenrick’s been on quite the journey from a one nation, Remain-voting Tory, through to frothing Brexiter and on to demanding that Royal Marines murder people at sea for daring to seek refuge here. All to impress the country’s racist losers and maybe get a few more votes. Christ he’s repulsive.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 13h
Whoever's talking to the Wall Street Journal, keep talking.
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Kimberly Guilfoyle's grifting scandal keeps getting worse
Trump's ice-cold response to the "honey" packed corruption allegations is pretty telling.
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Rick Paisano @sicilianrick.bsky.social · 11h
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 12h
New working paper w/ @hannafolsz.bsky.social In 2025, Trump targeted US law firms for their political opposition Some firms resisted by suing Trump. Others folded by agreeing to support the administration w/ pro bono work Resisting firms took a short term financial hit but improved reputations
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Protect the Wild @protectthewild.bsky.social · 10h
Society often dismisses kindness to all animals as a radical stance. But is it more radical to live with empathy, or to completely disregard the lives of others? Caring for every animal on this planet shouldn't be considered a radical idea. If you agree, give us a follow!
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 10h
A major fire has destroyed Paris' historic Marché des Enfants-Rouges, the city's oldest covered food market. Around 150 firefighters tackled the blaze, preventing it from spreading to nearby buildings. No injuries were reported. #Paris #France #Fire #EnfantsRouges
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12h
Hmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 10h
😂 So true. Credit: NewsThump
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bill the cat @billdiamond.com · 11h
Both Melanja Knavs and Elon Musk should be investigated for immigration fraud. Her Einstein visa was a patent fraud, as was Musk’s obtaining a student visa. He dropped out to work full time. Both citizenships can and should be rescinded. They violated US immigration law.
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 10h
There is no Robert, only
Robert Robinson hosting Call My Bluff. Behind him the word in play is ZULE
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 13h
Oh superb! Someone has got the glorious screenshot, of Russian Brexit bottery at its best. bsky.app/profile/marc...
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16h
"Boris asked was there seen to be Russian interference in the Brexit referendum campaign, and the answer was no" aside from the obvious Mandy Rice-Davies "Well he would, wouldn't he?" response, note that Nigel Farage says "Was there *seen* to be any Russian interference" not "was there *any*"
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Henry Dyer @direthoughts.com · 17h
Exclusive: Do you remember the polling company Redfield and Wilton, which appeared from nowhere in early 2020, whose polls quickly appeared in lots of publications? The company’s director is a registered solicitor, prompting questions over where the polling expertise came from. Here’s the answer…
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Nigel Farage adviser had unpublicised role at polling firm
Exclusive: Chris Bruni-Lowe used Redfield & Wilton Strategies role to develop potential campaign tactics, sources say
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David Henig @davidheniguk.bsky.social · 14h
Worth repeating - for the UK to rejoin the EU will require a level of skilful handling by Westminster and Whitehall several levels above anything we've seen since 2016.
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 14h
Thank goodness we have Nigel Farage to point out when politicians are lying.
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Adam Vaughan @adamvaughan.bsky.social · 15h
Sorta bonkers hearing in which a UK farmer keeps saying solar power on farmland is not the end of the world, won't take up that much land and provides a useful diversified source of income, while MPs keep instisting to him to that solar on farmland is a nightmare parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/...
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Public Accounts Committee
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j4 @jaffa.bsky.social · 15h
Your regular reminder that "Innocent Drinks" is Coca-Cola, for whom £8000 is a rounding error on a tax evasion spreadsheet.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 16h
Pollsters Redfield and Wilton, which have consistently produced some of the highest figures for Reform of any firm, employed a senior aide to Farage to oversee their political polling, without disclosing his role. A second Farage aide was also used to place exclusive polling by R+W in the press
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Nigel Farage adviser had unpublicised role at polling firm
Exclusive: Chris Bruni-Lowe used Redfield & Wilton Strategies role to develop potential campaign tactics, sources say
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 14h
Should have called the bombing of Yandex the Ram Busters. Here all week, try the chicken.
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RG Poulussen @rgpoulussen.bsky.social · 14h
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John Reed @johnreedwrites.ft.com · 13h
as.ft.com/r/4172f6fb-1... US agents raid home of Trump critic Ilhan Omar
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US agents raid home of Trump critic Ilhan Omar
Homeland Security officials launch criminal investigation into the Minnesota representative
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Gillian🇺🇦🇬🇧🇩🇪 @gilliancarrin.bsky.social · 13h
This facility collects donations and goods for Ukraine. Three days ago it was subject to a suspected arson attack (🤔). Its premises and stock were destroyed. Please give if you can and in any event, repost.
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StuartStories @stuartstories.bsky.social · 18h
Elon Musk's companies have received almost $40 billion in public contracts, loans, subsidies, and tax credits. $650M is less than 2% of that. He is enslaving us with our own money.
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 17h
I asked in the very faint hope that the Sunday Times might tell its readers that the financial constraints on the government are not quite as bad as is generally made out because there is £46.8 billion of uncollected/avoided tax. We could do something about that.
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The Association of Anaesthetists @assocanaes.bsky.social · 17h
Read our response to the Government’s Covid-19 Module 3 report to find out what we’re calling for to better prepare the NHS for future pandemics 👇 buff.ly/MFfDqxj
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South-East London for Europe (Selfe) @selfe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It would be a shame if people started doing this, and make a small dent in their dodgy £72m fund...
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Môr Leidr @bartiddu.bsky.social · 20h
Johnson is a good argument for why we really ought to subject possible future prime ministers to a rigorous mental health assessment I’d be interest in his now, retrospectively
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Phoenix Satya @flyingpangolin.bsky.social · 18h
It's amazing that there are jobs where a stable mental assessment is a requirement. Airline pilot, armed response, etc. But we still give obviously unstable characters like Johnson the controls to the country. 🙅‍♀️
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Reform spokesman Zia Yusuf is currently on the Today Programme. He seems to be arguing that asylum seekers are to blame for ambulance waiting times, youth unemployment and exam results in Wales. You couldn't satirise this. It's its own parody - which is a source of its strength.
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Martin McKee @martinmckee.bsky.social · 21h
In Northern Ireland, where I’m from, there is a saying that “the dogs in the street know …” when something is obvious but can’t be said. Russian interference in the Brexit campaign is a perfect example www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Burnham says it is 'clear' Russia interfered with Brexit referendum
The prime minister says voters were not "sufficiently" informed about how foreign actors sought to disrupt UK democracy.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 19h
The standard argument is if you tax the rich they’ll leave the country and make the place poorer. On the other hand, if you don’t tax them and they stay, they pull this shit, making the country *much* poorer in so many ways.
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Dominic Minghella @dminghella.bsky.social · 18h
Can't IMAGINE why Farage is so touchy about the idea that Russia interfered in the Brexit debate.
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Dominic Minghella @dminghella.bsky.social · 17h
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MrsVB @mrsivb.bsky.social · 23h
So when Reform have deported all the black and brown people, and the country is still a mess (i would warrant, even more a mess), who will they get rid of next? Because it won't stop there.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 23h
Burnham started his much-needed assault on Brexit yesterday by confirming Russian interference in the vote. Now this: “In a statement to MPs, Andy Burnham will argue it is time to "face up to the reality that Brexit has done more harm than good" and "the status quo is not good enough for Britain."”
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Rejecting closer EU ties would be dereliction of duty, PM to say
Addressing the Commons, Burnham is expected to say that a new deal with the EU could help tackle illegal immigration and boost economic growth.
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 23h
On this day 1971, boxer Muhammad Ali visited Tesco at Stretford’s Arndale shopping precinct to promote Ovaltine.
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Molly Scott Cato @greenpartymolly.bsky.social · 23h
A small group of MPs, MEPs, and journalists tried so hard to get the police to investigate this *before* we left the EU Serious failure by the government, the security services, and the police allowed Brexit to go ahead and Putin to rub his hands with glee mollymep.org.uk/2018/06/22/l...
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Ann (she/her) @agvbergin.net · 12/10/2026
Lots of you need to read the Bellingcat book (www.bellingcat.com/book/) and stop reposting people asserting things with no evidence about Russian bot networks. UK management doesn't understand computers or the internet undefeated as base assumption to work from.
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We Are Bellingcat - bellingcat
Coming February 2021 – We Are Bellingcat An Intelligence Agency for the People by Bellingcat founder Eliot Higgins About We Are Bellingcat After the Russian suspects in the Salisbury poisoning appeare...
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Genuinely puzzling that an administration that put such furious energy into denying the existence of secret Russian help in winning an election, should then call openly for Russian help to lower diesel prices ahead of some midterm elections....
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
- Obtain Greenland - Make Canada 51st State - Rename AI/Gulf of Mexico/Lake Ontario/Atlantic, Pacific Oceans - Declare War on Iran - Kidnap Venezuelan President - Build Ballroom/Triumphal Arch - Want Face Carved on Mt. Rushmore - Buy Putin's Oil - Remove Russian Sanctions - Deploy ICE Goons
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 11/10/2026
Donald Trump and his war in Iran are to blame for our nation's sky-high diesel and gas prices. His latest ploy—buying fuel from his friend Vladimir Putin—reeks of weakness and will help pay for Russia’s war but will do nothing to make life more affordable for American families.
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Andy Burnham has confirmed what @carolecadwalla.bsky.social warned about for years: Russia interfered in the Brexit referendum. She was right to keep asking questions while governments looked away.
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Ratan Vaswani 🇺🇦 @ratanvaswani.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is a very significant official acknowledgment of how Russia has messed with our democracy. Putin won’t stop until he is stopped.
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Laura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When the Auschwitz Memorial has to fact check the new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia for being a nut.
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Ukrainian attack on an important Russian data centre just shows how vulnerable data centres are. So why invest billions to build them "for our security" when they can risk our security by being so easily destroyed? #DataCentreMoratorium
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 12/10/2026
The agreement, which the US president said would lower fuel prices, has angered members of his own party, who joined with Democrats in claiming that it was a ‘financial lifeline’ to a murderous regime and a violation of US law. ft.trib.al/CZWffDC
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 11/10/2026
If only Zelensky had taken out these bot farms a decade ago, we might still be in the EU.
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eight years ago
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