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Face à la canicule, le déni par l’adaptation
Le discours sur l’adaptation face aux événements météorologiques extrêmes est une poursuite du déni climatique. La vraie priorité reste de ne pas s’interroger sur les causes réelles de la catastrophe…
![Lost episode of Arthur. Arthur's dad brings in a shambolic man wearing sunglasses and also rendered with little ears. Arthur's dad says "Arthur, meet your great uncle, LOU Reed." Lou Reed says something that is [redacted]. Arthur is shaken to his core.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e72cwu7fen37hzzzhwy6mkxp/bafkreidwcbwyxe7da62scgftghy4l7oiml5l2v6w2yja556zehimvfoxwy)
![[Scene is a TV REMOTE CONTROL with a finger hovering above it. The voice we hear is coming from one of the APP BUTTONS which are located directly beneath the navigation play/pause etc buttons].
1
Hey Mr Finger yeah you’re gonna press me
2
I’m a button for some random thing called BoBuuTV
[closer up on the button speaking, it is for some unknown streaming platform called BoBuuTV]
3
I be hangin' with my homies: Disney, Netflix and Prime
4
When you accidentally press me and it’s…
5
...BoBuu tiiiime!
[scene now has a couple trying to watch TV but they've accidentally turned on BoBuu]
MAN:
Argh sorry
6
I’ve got the bad remake of Poltergeist,
[Show the App Library with bad horror films, including Poltergeist, 2015]
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The ouvre of Seann William Scott
[show the films of the now-disappeared early 2000s star, Seann William Scott]
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And a catalogue of films which looks like proper films but not.
[Show a library of lots of knock-off films, like you get on Rakuten TV or PlutoTV]
9
So I’m never pressed on purpose!
Does BoBuu look like BoBuu cares?
10
I still get more finger action than them Ceefax freaks down there.
[Show the coloured buttons at the bottom of the remote]
11
[Show the couple again, trying to watch iPlayer, the woman just returning from a wee break as the man goes to unpause their show]
Yeah BoBuu’s doin’ fine
I’m gettin’ pushed four times a day
Cos the sadist who designed us
WOMAN:
OK turn it back on
12
Put me right beneath Pause/Play.
[BoBuu app com back on the screen]
WOMAN:
Oh DAVE
MAN:
Argh sorry
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidtodni3of4grk3zbyogggmymo26g2v6fh46fjft2anfois2tym6u)
![[Scene is the Tudor royal court. ladies and gentlemen standing round. In the corner a very fat HENRY VIII is hunched over playing a lute.]
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LADY:
Hey Anne Boleyn -
Who’s that lute player?
ANNE BOLEYN:
I dunno
[Determined face]
But I’m gonna find out.
[Title lettering panel]:
THIS SUMMER
[Scene is now two musicians - one with a harp, the other is Henry VIII again playing the lute]
HARPIST:
Yo Henry VIII -
Who wrote that sick lute riff yo’ jamming?
HENRY VIII:
Why...
[Looking around, modest, surprised at the attention]
I did…!
[Title lettering panel]:
SEE THE STORY
[Scene is now a tudor record producer with ruff and wearing dark sunglasses]:
PRODUCER:
Congratulations Henry
Your lute thing is a hit and your story is now one of uncomplicated musical success!
[Show a panel with lots of Beatlemania-style scenes of success for Henry the musician - swooning tudor girls, playing lute on stage, waving to fans as he descends from his golden carriage. In the middle of it in Tudor lettering are the words]:
“UNCOMPLICATED MUSICAL SUCCESS MONTAGE”.
[Another scene - a man is saying to Henry]:
MAN:
Say Henry VIII -
Are you doing anything outside this narrative that is very bad or weird?
HENRY VIII:
No.
[Title lettering panel]:
…OF A MUSICAL GENIUS
who definitely didn’t do anything outside this narrative that was very bad or weird
[Scene with Thomas Cromwell]
THOMAS CROMWELL:
Hang on Henry aren't you also a -
HENRY VIII [jumping in front of him with his lute held aloft]:
LUTE SOLO!
[Final film title panel]:
HENRY VIII:
Rock Biopic
[rated U]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidmilghzmgnj35twr4xvnfm5eubpcdc4xmtd5nzexe2ybcubmeu7m)