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Sorchist

@sorchist.bsky.social
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Just a guy. Programmer. Artist. Roleplaying gamer (what the kids call "ttrpgs"). Esperantist. Ed.

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.
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Rascal News @rascal.news · 14/10/2026
How quantification and Midwestern culture shaped  D&D’s problematic legacies www.rascal.news/how-quantifi...
a red-faced samurai on a white demon-dog facing a ninja with a chained weapon
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A spectre is haunting LA
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Vibecoded apps are based on theft of work the same way slop art is. Don't celebrate some shitty vibecoder who claims to be robin-hood-ing Adobe while you hate on Adobe for using stolen work in its AI. It's not "turnabout is fair play" it's "this is the weapon of the enemy."
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Appendix N Entertainment @appendixn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, that checks out
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Boo'dbeard 👻 @badbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All your time are belong to us
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
My theory is that Long Furby is a manifestation of the Gnostic god of material reality the Demiurge (Yaldabaoth) appearing in the collective unconscious as proposed by Carl Jung. In this essay I will-
Long furby and yaldaboarh the bad lion headed serpent god of material reality. They are brothers.
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@epidiah.bsky.social Guess who was collared to run/play a game of Swords at an old friends' game getaway weekend that did not otherwise feature TTRPGs? This guy. We actually did Rogue Scroll cause it was easier than me trying to remember and explain the rules of full Swords.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They know what they have done.
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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
post by @ItsAndyRyan


Her: who's your favorite literary vampire?
Me: the one in Sesame Street
Her: he doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here’s my sit down with Jake Tapper at CNN about THE DISSIDENTS. The bolts in my neck aren’t too visible. @abramscomicarts.bsky.social #graphicnovel #graphicnovels
cnn.com
New book recounts the repression of American cartoonists in the early 1900s with stunning parallels to current day | CNN
Jake Tapper reports on The Lead.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time I scroll past this in my misc folder I bust out laughing. Every damn time lmao 😂 😂
Kate Bush wants in your house. If you're cold she's cold. Let her in your window
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love Esperanto but god the Esperanto subreddit is full of the biggest fuckin' weirdos. (Usually posting their weirdo ideas/demands/complaints in English or machine-translated Esperanto). I mean this in the least complimentary sense of "weirdo" possible.
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝙿𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚔 💀☕📚🍂🎨🐈‍⬛ @andy-paciorek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Edward Gorey
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly probably not that much, sadly
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the man gets it
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Pork Chop Boys
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
>:<
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.space · 10/09/2026
It’s still Miette like the football for me
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood

me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
3:24 PM • 3/19/19
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ME AGE 11: pirates were cool, they found treasure and swore and had eyepatches and parrots ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
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Screenshot showing two sequential posts on X by journalist Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) discussing Texas politics:
 * Top post: Text reads, "Paxton on Talarico: 'He wants to transition your kids!'" accompanied by an embedded video frame of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a podium in a dark suit and red tie.
 * Bottom post: Text reads, "Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors," above a video thumbnail from Fox News Channel featuring a woman anchor in a red blazer, with lower-third banners reading "EXCLUSIVE," "SHIFTING THE REINS?", and "TALARICO STANCE DIFFERS FROM EARLIER COMMENTS."
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
1. Elon Musk is spending millions pushing Americans to VoteSafe, which bills itself as a voter registration site but is actually a digital surveillance machine.
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Appendix N Entertainment @appendixn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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LycanthrEppy @epidiah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is how close we are to Swords, folks! Late pledges end next week!
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im nicebat 👼🦇 <— CATSCRATCH FEVER 🌡️ @nicebart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
evergreen
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think a lot of why people don't get as mad at D&D as I do is that it has left such a mark on medieval fantasy fiction as a whole that a lot of peculiar D&Disms that are both unrealistic and poor game design now have people unironically thinking they're just how medieval combat worked
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Standing up for trans people should be the litmus test for anyone running for office. If you don’t see that the attempt to other trans people has been in the fascist playbook forever, you’re a fascist.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
ah yes once again the racists are the real victims
In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password's Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following:

As I said, people have different personal opinions. You believe in your heart that DHH is evil, that you have the moral high ground, and that nothing will change your mind.
However, not everyone believes that. It is not fair to claim a monopoly and ostracize team members who might disagree with you.

There are people who are afraid to speak up simply because they will be personally attacked.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/09/2026
so unfair that you might be attacked for just wanting a white ethnostate anyway after like a decade plus of usage i canceled my @1password.bsky.social subscription and switched to apple passwords. took 15 minutes.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Drop some MAGIC (Something I drew a while back)
Sorcerer with a fist of fire, brass arm and wrist bands, brooch, and sigil on skullcap, glowing orange eyes, pointy ears, fu Manchu beard
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful September. Or you could just sing the alphabet song, that also breaks the curse. Whatever works for you.
A gas station with a giraffe on the roof
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Daily Graphic Pine Bluff, Arkansas July 18,1919
P1- EVERETT MEETS A FACTORY OWNER AT HIS OFFICE 
EVERETT: IS IT TRUE THAT YOU REFUSE TO ARBITRATE WITH YOUR MEN WHO ARE ON STRIKE
FACTORY OWNER:YES, SIR!!!
P2- EVERETT HAS LEFT THE FACTORY OWNER’S OFFICE, THE FACTORY OWNER IS NOW SPORTING A FRESH BLACK EYE

FIVE MINUTES FOR HEAD TO CLEAR 

FACTORY OWNER: HEY, GEORGE -
NOTIFY THE STRIKE COMMITTEE THAT I'M WILLING TO TALK IT OVER
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
"Damn perfection" - Jack Kirby, 1970
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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rael gost pictuers @jackfeerick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Dolly taught us is that it is in fact possible to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams of avarice but still be a fundamentally good person with a strong moral compass, and the only reason more rich people aren't like that is because they don't want to be.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The only reason I don't find myself using the word "clanker" is that I usually don't anthropomorphize those things enough to want to call them names.
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Anita Ridlehoover @anitaanne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*taps void* Is this thing on?
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