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Sorchist

@sorchist.bsky.social
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Just a guy. Programmer. Artist. Roleplaying gamer (what the kids call "ttrpgs"). Esperantist. Ed.

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.
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Rascal News @rascal.news · 14/10/2026
How quantification and Midwestern culture shaped  D&D’s problematic legacies www.rascal.news/how-quantifi...
a red-faced samurai on a white demon-dog facing a ninja with a chained weapon
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A spectre is haunting LA
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
no it's really fucking not
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Vibecoded apps are based on theft of work the same way slop art is. Don't celebrate some shitty vibecoder who claims to be robin-hood-ing Adobe while you hate on Adobe for using stolen work in its AI. It's not "turnabout is fair play" it's "this is the weapon of the enemy."
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Appendix N Entertainment @appendixn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this place was always only accidentally cool, it was founded by Mister Twitter and is run by silicon valley sociopaths who have never been entirely comfortable with their userbase. if it can't last, it's not a surprise.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean it's just one more place on the internet with its share of numbskulls and knuckleheads too. But I have friends there so I stay.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's got a little dash of Catherine Jones too
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Outstanding
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just mainline a bunch of 1960s-70s strips. Peak Peanuts
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
whoa something about that one does a strong strike to the nostalgia
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ISCA's still there
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, that checks out
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Boo'dbeard 👻 @badbeard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All your time are belong to us
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol I can't even remember where! That's the sad part!
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've seen art on the internet that confirms she does
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
My theory is that Long Furby is a manifestation of the Gnostic god of material reality the Demiurge (Yaldabaoth) appearing in the collective unconscious as proposed by Carl Jung. In this essay I will-
Long furby and yaldaboarh the bad lion headed serpent god of material reality. They are brothers.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice pants!
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I thought so too!
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All just intertwined gaming history. Lucky I happened to have all relevant PDFs on my iPad!
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
remind him of Swords, and inspire him to demand a game of Swords for himself and Paul. Meanwhile the guys I was doing the Starward creation stuff with, I knew would like it cause I'd done the creation from the Vast & Starlit cards with one of them.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pat was reminded of Swords in the first place because I had picked up the species/culture/location creation stuff from Starward and run through it just for shits and giggles with a couple other friends. It mentioned "tones" so I had to explain the tones and that's what made Pat's ears perk up,
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There was another guy there, Paul, that Pat thought would really dig it, so me, Pat, and Paul snuck off to the garage to play a game. (Pat pointed out that "playing RPGs in the garage" was a powerful nostalgia punch in and of itself).
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The collaring was done by Pat, who had played Swords once the year it was published and vowed to ever play again because he loved that game so much and didn't think it could be topped. (It's long enough ago he had mostly forgotten that game and so let go of his vow).
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@epidiah.bsky.social Guess who was collared to run/play a game of Swords at an old friends' game getaway weekend that did not otherwise feature TTRPGs? This guy. We actually did Rogue Scroll cause it was easier than me trying to remember and explain the rules of full Swords.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Some of the shittiest people on the internet, individually and in groups.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They know what they have done.
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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
post by @ItsAndyRyan


Her: who's your favorite literary vampire?
Me: the one in Sesame Street
Her: he doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here’s my sit down with Jake Tapper at CNN about THE DISSIDENTS. The bolts in my neck aren’t too visible. @abramscomicarts.bsky.social #graphicnovel #graphicnovels
cnn.com
New book recounts the repression of American cartoonists in the early 1900s with stunning parallels to current day | CNN
Jake Tapper reports on The Lead.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every time I scroll past this in my misc folder I bust out laughing. Every damn time lmao 😂 😂
Kate Bush wants in your house. If you're cold she's cold. Let her in your window
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mi amas Esperanton, sed je la barbo, la Esperanto-redditero estas plena je la plej grandaj strangulaĉoj. (Ĝenerale afiŝantaj siajn strangulaĉaĵojn en la angla aŭ permaŝine tradukita Esperanto). "Strangulaĉoj" - bv. imagi fortan emfazon je la "-aĉ-".
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love Esperanto but god the Esperanto subreddit is full of the biggest fuckin' weirdos. (Usually posting their weirdo ideas/demands/complaints in English or machine-translated Esperanto). I mean this in the least complimentary sense of "weirdo" possible.
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𝙰𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝙿𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚔 💀☕📚🍂🎨🐈‍⬛ @andy-paciorek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Edward Gorey
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly probably not that much, sadly
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Really good chicken helmet. Best chicken helmet I’ve ever seen maybe.
A knight’s helmet with, inexplicably, a chicken face coming out the front
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the man gets it
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Sorchist @sorchist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Pork Chop Boys
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
>:<
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 10/09/2026
It’s still Miette like the football for me
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood

me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
3:24 PM • 3/19/19
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ME AGE 11: pirates were cool, they found treasure and swore and had eyepatches and parrots ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
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Screenshot showing two sequential posts on X by journalist Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) discussing Texas politics:
 * Top post: Text reads, "Paxton on Talarico: 'He wants to transition your kids!'" accompanied by an embedded video frame of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a podium in a dark suit and red tie.
 * Bottom post: Text reads, "Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors," above a video thumbnail from Fox News Channel featuring a woman anchor in a red blazer, with lower-third banners reading "EXCLUSIVE," "SHIFTING THE REINS?", and "TALARICO STANCE DIFFERS FROM EARLIER COMMENTS."
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