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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 36m
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 14h
me reading your skeets
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 16h
she asked to be hanged precisely because she was afraid of a botched lethal injection. jesus christ
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wakaryang @wakaryang.bsky.social · 14h
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 16h
i cannot think of anything more directly forbidden by the teachings of the roman catholic church than what the catholic supreme court justices did today
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Jesse Locker @jessemlocker.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Just because you're dead doesn't mean you can't be sassy [Jan Luyken, after Cornelis van Dyk, Skeleton of a Man, 1680 etching, 139 mm × 86mm (Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam)🎃💀]
A swaggering skeleton resting his hand on his hip, what's left of his hair blowing in the breeze. In the background a funeral procession leading to a church.
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 14h
bed bad
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Vivlily @vivlily.bsky.social · 17h
A cute briar in the zero ranger palette #oc #pixelart
A pixel art half body of my fairy oc briar smiling and waving. She is very cute.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hi! Abdul's digital team here👋 we're so busy with EOQ we didn't have time to make a better graphic but anyway can you click the link below to support our movement to get money out of politics, put money in your pocket, and pass medicare for all ok thanks team
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is hilarious
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘Susan Collins is always there for us, but sometimes we gotta let her vote no so she can get reelected, which I’m not supposed to say.’
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look, if you're worried about being remembered, don't try to pursue immortality or whatever, the smart move is to start selling substandard copper and then make sure anyone who complains deposits a physical copy of that complaint in a site that will later be archaeologically significant
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Yonah Freemark @yonahfreemark.com · 30/09/2026
I've added a new feature to Transit Explorer—the database of the world's fixed-guideway transit systems: The ability to compare cities, side by side, at the same scale. Here, for example, is Washington vs. Chicago, and Singapore vs. London! Play around: www.thetransportpolitic.com/transitexplo...
Transit systems in Washington and Chicago, at the same scale.Transit systems in Singapore and London, at the same scale.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
when you need to be cut off from the Diet Coke refills (REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)
Trump, looking extremely orange with his eyes barely open, with Zuckerberg today at the WH
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aside from toeing the party line, these senators really hate Jack Smith because they're viscerally opposed to the idea of prosecuting politicians. They are committed to their own elite impunity above and beyond whatever they think of Trump. Thus their obsession with the phone records non-issue.
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeeting this to myself in 2024 to save me two years of misery
99:1 odds of Dem house74:26 odds of Dem senate
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“doxxing is a total canard” bookmark it, the second that impacts Michael Tracey’s circle he’ll decry the death of Western civilization
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like the "I would make lattes in the revolution" posts from way back, I would take this sentiment more seriously if they would admit society requires necessary labor that people DON'T WANT TO DO and have to be either paid or forced Notably this post does not say "you dream of cleaning sewers"
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
when you feel like people you follow on Bluesky are more well-adjusted than you are 😔
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smillz @righttwix.com · 29/09/2026
cream cheese way too thick for cream classification imo
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He sexually assaulted my friend back stage at a show they did together. Rot in piss.
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hourglass ankles
doja cat

@elonmusk put the audio post festure back on this app. thanks you no neck having chimpanzee face look like it was drawn from memory. when u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o war. hourglass ankles. not tryna be mean though sorry.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 28/09/2026
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
UsePaid: X Money payments are currently paused while we work through payment issues. Existing balances remain safe and fees will continue to accrue. A web portal for claims will be available soon as an interim option while we restore full payment service. We're committed to getting payments running again as quickly as possible.
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
imo, this is not how you should start out a fundraising text
Gavin Newsom's
SHOCKING announcement:
"Congress is dead. MAGA has a
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it solved it!
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lyrics.......
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I once met a naked old man covered in caramel and peanuts. Insisted I call him Payday.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 27/09/2026
Every morning, a different one wins. I should start a Polymarket. (It kills me that China can’t be arsed to manufacture zigbee-addressable motors that are a) cheap but also b) surgically precise. Also, yes, my windows are filthy.)
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
great to know that Trump as an American totem of riches has finally lost stream
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Dave Stevens @noviceanarchist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
theonion.com/reince-prieb...
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Reince Priebus Forced Back Into Ancient Puzzle Box After Being Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards
WASHINGTON—Startled sources at a GOP fundraiser confirmed Thursday that after being duped into saying his own name backwards, ancient elfin mischief-maker and Republican National Committee chairman Re...
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know, the way some ppl on this site talk about polling misses, youd think that the polling miss for 2024 was massive, but it actually wasnt! Polling showed a very tight race nationally & in most swing states at the end, which it was. The "miss" for the national margin was only a couple of points
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is a fantastic brief essay in how news media & pundits turn upside down who is who is being punished for speaking freely--in the case of Kraft, Macklemore, & Sheeran--when rich elites want things to go one way, but unruly peasant masses refuse to go along. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Lorna Finlayson | Public Positions
In much of the coverage of the Ed Sheeran-Macklemore debacle, the reality of the incident is turned on its head, as...
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I kinda wish I could just activate a Severance chip that wouldn't bring "me" back until November 3rd.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 24/09/2026
Too bad for them that that first world is located on Pluto.
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ElectionCord @electioncord.com · 24/09/2026
Pennsylvania by ElectionCord's 100K Districts, 2020-2024 Presidential Shift. Despite the state overall flipping, there was some good news for Democrats, particularly in Pittsburgh and Lancaster County. Dems struggled the most in Eastern PA and Philadelphia. LINK: electioncord.com/suffragium/
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garf's favorite daughter @amygarf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
getting the corningware blue cornflower pattern as both a womb tattoo and tramp stamp
a corningware casserole dish (probably 9"x9") with the blue cornflower pattern printed on it. three blue flowers on stems with leaves. The opposite side is not pictured but would have the same pattern.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump is sitting at a -28 approval in 50+1 and -21% in RCP Split it down the middle, say he's at -25% For context, his approvals at this point in 2018 was -11%
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23/09/2026
I have never been so excited for a costume that will require so little effort
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jaimi.bsky.social @jaimi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Since antiquity, there has been a body of laws dedicated to the responsibility when your equipment runs amok— the Code of Hammurabi, almost 4000 years old:
251. If an ox be a goring ox, and it shown that he is a gorer, and he do not bind his horns, or fasten the ox up, and the ox gore a free-born man and kill him, the owner shall pay one-
half a mina in money.
252. If he kill a man's slave, he shall pay one-third of a mina.
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
unrelated: very cute how Meta astroturfed their Muse ratings on the iOS app store
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lakes @somearelakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah i’m sorry, “we live in a society or we don’t” has been the question in the US since 2024 and i have firmly come down on preferring to live in a society. maybe voters will agree this time
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