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Jonathan E Cowperthwait

@cowp.co
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as formerly on the bird site (@cowperthwait) and the elephant site (@cowperthwait@sfba.social). Slow runner, fast talker, good writer.

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
these are just soul coughing lyrics
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honkers_enjoyer @epicharis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
speaking as a civil servant usa.gov needs to adopt this as a slogan immediately
america.gov sounding like a clerk on ketamine: and the republic said I see you

and the republic said you have filed the game well

and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov

and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid

and the republic said you are the daylight

and the republic said you are the night, and the office is closed, please try again during business hours

and the republic said the darkness you fight is within you, and also a missing wet signature
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Chris Messina @chrismessina.me · 30/09/2026
For an inside look into the mind of the Trump Administration: 1. Go to america.gov 2. type “hello” 3. type “play Minecraft” 4. watch the agent’s reality implode 5. ??? 6. PROFIT!
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 29/09/2026
Who needs to remind @edzitron.com that priapism requires immediate medical attention to prevent lasting damage? www.reuters.com/business/fin...
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EXCLUSIVE: Anthropic's IPO prospectus shows sweeping AI vision, surging costs
Anthropic is making a massive bet that AI will ​transform the global economy more profoundly than industrialization, electricity and the internet, according to its IPO prospectus seen by Reuters. The ...
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 27/09/2026
Accidentally washed some black washcloths in my load of whites, and now bracing for a bunch of smug told-you-so’s from Mississippians.
Top view of unfolded laundry. Bunch of white napkins, a white towel, and two washcloths in burnt umber
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 27/09/2026
@brianeisley.bsky.social I still break into a sweat thinking of you straddling the transom and hanging out the windows. Thank you for not falling to your death. (!)
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 27/09/2026
Every morning, a different one wins. I should start a Polymarket. (It kills me that China can’t be arsed to manufacture zigbee-addressable motors that are a) cheap but also b) surgically precise. Also, yes, my windows are filthy.)
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 21/09/2026
Reunion with the cast of one of my first ad industry gigs. Funny who remembers what. Many think I was younger (God bless them); few think I was older (fine); and one guy remembers (fondly) that when I cracked a new client budget I blew it all on Johnnie Walker Blue. I don’t remember, but it figures.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 20/09/2026
Instagram just presented me with a seemingly real video of a sheep wrestling with a goose, in which then goose prevails and then just wails on the sheep, pecking its neck to high heaven, and, honestly, the algorithm finally gets me.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 19/09/2026
I will be trawling LinkedIn to find the outdoor advertising specialist who King Ralphed into healthcare directly from an Indiana highwayside adult novelty gift emporium.
A roadside electrical sign advertising “Wait Time Emergency Room Minimal Wait” in the Microsoft Bob font. In the background, a nondescript red brick hospital building, with signage “Thorek Medical Hospital.”
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
there's a teaser trailer and everything youtube.com/watch?v=GGJSRFWALTI&feature=youtu.be
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You Can See Everything | Official Teaser HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 04/09/2026
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 03/09/2026
You don’t think it possible both to decry cancel culture and decry an institution for not more quickly canceling an antisemite, but you are not Bret Stephens. “Cognitive dissonance” is a useless concept for someone whose cognitive oeuvre is “mmm, boot, lick, mmm.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/o...
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Opinion | Did the Met Just Cancel the Wrong Fashionista?
With John Galliano, Anna Wintour cannot seem to separate the man from his work.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 03/09/2026
I am, whatever, 15 years late to this party but I declare JetBlue the spiritual successor to Virgin America (z״l). All these little tiny UI/UX fit and finish details that they didn’t have to do and nobody else bothered to do.
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 18/08/2026
Current* conditions near Two Harbors, MN:
View looking west of the Split Rock Lighthouse sitting on the rugged shoreline of Lake Superior. // Image captured at: 2026-08-18 19:48:13 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@DuluthHarborCam1 // Current Temp in Two Harbors: 73 F | 23 C // Precip: scattered clouds // Wind: W at 6 mph | 10 kph // Humidity: 43%
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 18/08/2026
I’m on the verge of writing a whole goddamn book about this. When token subsidies expire and the LLM economy corrects, look at the sheer quantity of people whose career Zoom alone has fucked. Even at just 1 PM + 1 eng for each of these features, we’re talking millions of wasted person years.
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biftechnoir @kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Aella’s $18,000 slutcon thingy where she and a crack team will coach you on sex
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My man looks like Mr. Potato went to Lens Crafters
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‘Cuck Loser’: Top Trump Aide Lets Loose On Jon Ossoff Over Natalie Harp Dig
White House Communications Director Steven Cheung went off on Sen. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) for taking a swipe at a close aide of President Donald Trump.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 17/08/2026
This seems like an unwise tie-up until you remember that Google’s only thriving community is the comment section on YouTube videos, and here is where all of those users, specifically, flew IRL. news.bloomberglaw.com/bankruptcy-l...
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Google Aims to Boost AI With Purchase of Spirit Airlines Data
Google LLC won a bankruptcy auction for a trove of deindentified business data, software code, and operations records from collapsed low-cost carrier Spirit Aviation Holdings Inc., saying it plans to ...
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Minor Spear Carrier @tyrellmayfield.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you invested $1 in the stock market in 1802 at 20 years old you would probably have died by 1822.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 12/08/2026
“Panti alleges that in 2023, soon after the manager meeting, the Battery’s bar manager told him: ’I will be brutally honest with you. You will never be promoted to work at the bar because your physical appearance does not conform to the standards of the company.’” www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
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Exclusive: Luxury S.F. club sued by workers with claims of ‘slurs’ including ‘hunchback,’ ‘useless’
One of San Francisco’s most exclusive luxury social clubs is facing two dozen allegations of harassment, wage and labor violations in two separate lawsuits from different employees.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the free health care candidate for governor won the primary over the candidate who texted me twelve times this week. in 2026 america is learning that its citizens want health care more than twelve text messages
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fellas, is it leftist to doomscroll?
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 10/08/2026
Current* conditions near Two Harbors, MN:
View looking SW from a vantage point above the shoreline of Agate Bay in Lake Superior with a breakwater cutting through the middle. // Image captured at: 2026-08-10 05:48:12 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@DuluthHarborCam1 // Current Temp in Two Harbors: 61 F | 16 C // Precip: scattered clouds // Wind: NNW at 5 mph | 8 kph // Humidity: 81%
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 10/08/2026
I’m not exasperated, you’re exasperated. (PS: free wine fridge in #SFBA!: www.craigslist.org/view/d/san-f...)
Screenshot of a Craigslist post. Body copy is available at the link; screenshot is to show the following angry bold bullets:
• THIS IS HEAVY. IT’S A REFRIGERATOR.
• THIS IS LARGE. IT WILL NOT FIT IN YOUR SEDAN.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 03/08/2026
Someone should pay me to be the guy in meetings who just points out that [thing] will enrage RFK and DJT and endanger thousands of lives.
Detail of the façade of a newish building on the campus of San Francisco General Hospital. The building wears “UCSF Pride Hall” titles.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 01/08/2026
It is simply irresponsible and frankly embarrassing to say something like “all AI should be burned to the ground.” This important technology deserves to be castigated with precise language, “all AI *and its practitioners* should be burned to the ground.” www.npr.org/2026/07/31/n...
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Google pauses AI satellite images, after fears of deepfakes in the sky
Journalists, human rights advocates and open source analysts recoiled in horror at the initial decision: "The opportunities for abuse and disinfo are literally boundless," said one.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 30/07/2026
I have been trying to track down a specific old photo to reprint for my kitchen for over an hour but I cannot look away from all of my 2010–2014 screenshots. There is a Grindr profile of a guy in his Google Glass in here. I would like to track him down, I just have questions.
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JP Larocque @jplarocque.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I say this as someone who LOVES the original film — there is not a single aspect of Clueless that translates to 2026. It was lightning in a bottle, a satirical glimpse into SoCal wealth during the dying days of ‘90s monoculture. It was messy and silly but charming. A legacy sequel is a mistake.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 30/07/2026
1000% have just acquired a new favorite hobby for when I’m waiting around for my coffee maker to text me back.
Screenshot of a LinkedIn post, itself a link to a 404 Media article about a new “Seems Like AI Slop” button on LinkedIn. Jon adds, “Oh, you nitwits are screwed; you are all screwed.”
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 29/07/2026
We cracked the case. A few years ago, I couldn’t find any more Merlin gear on eBay. Well! Whenever I saw a listing, I had picked up a spare, and a spare spare. Rinse, repeat, for object impermanence and early senility, and, you see, actually I had just already bought all of them.
Five very large business telephones from the early 1980s sit on a glass table, one marked with purple tape (“act on me”)Top down view of a storage bin containing numerous early-1980s business telephone handsets, four telephones labeled “AT&T Merlin,” and assorted accessories
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 25/07/2026
It takes a certain confidence to show up the Mr Burns to the gay running club full of Stupid Sexy Flanders, and impishness to post my run to the group Strava and bring down everyone’s average, but I am nothing if not arrogant and inconsiderate.
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Attached: 1 image It takes a certain confidence to show up the Mr Burns to the gay running club full of Stupid Sexy Flanders, and impishness to post my run to the group Strava and bring down everyone...
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 24/07/2026
I’m just sayin, if the AI shitgoblins want me to stop making fun of them for being cringegasmic incels,
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowperthwait.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
Hey Siri, make me an entire website about feet, and go ahead and make whatever blog posts you need for SEO and I will be patiently waiting over here definitely not crankin it. decentfoot.com/what-happens-when-yo…
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What Happens When You Eat a Shoe? Health Risks, Safety Concerns, and Consequences
Eating a shoe poses serious health risks. Shoes contain non-digestible materials, which can lead to digestive issues like nausea and discomfort. You may absorb a tiny amount of energy, but overall, it offers no nutritional value. It’s important to choose safe, edible food sources for better health. Additionally, shoes are often contaminated with dirt, bacteria, and chemicals. Consuming these contaminants can lead to infections or toxic reactions in the body. Symptoms may include nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. Another consequence of eating a shoe is the potential for long-term health effects. The body may struggle to process foreign objects, leading to nutritional deficiencies or chronic pain. In extreme cases, there may be risks of life-threatening conditions. Overall, eating a shoe is a serious matter. It is not a safe or advisable action. People should be aware of the dangers associated with such behavior. Understanding the consequences can help prevent similar incidents. In conclusion, awareness of the potential health risks highlights the importance of maintaining a safe environment. Next, we will explore effective measures for promoting safety and preventing hazardous actions. Table of Contents Toggle * What Are the Immediate Health Risks Associated with Eating a Shoe? * What Types of Materials Are Found in Shoes and What Dangers Do They Pose? * What Potentially Toxic Substances Could Be Present in Different Shoe Materials? * What Are the Digestive Consequences of Consuming Non-Food Items Like Shoes? * What Symptoms Should You Watch For After Eating a Shoe? * What Steps Should You Take If Someone Accidentally Eats a Shoe? * What Are the Long-Term Health Impacts of Eating Shoes? * What Precautions Can Parents Take to Prevent Children from Eating Shoes? * What Resources Can Provide Further Education on the Risks of Non-Food Ingestion? ## What Are the Immediate Health Risks Associated with Eating a Shoe? The immediate health risks associated with eating a shoe include choking, gastrointestinal blockage, and exposure to harmful substances. 1. Choking hazard 2. Gastrointestinal blockage 3. Exposure to chemicals and toxins 4. Infection risk Eating a shoe poses severe health risks, and it is crucial to understand each of these dangers. 1. Choking Hazard: The choking hazard refers to the possibility of a piece of shoe obstructing the airway. Shoes have various hard components, such as laces, eyelets, and soles. These can become lodged in the throat, leading to suffocation. The American Red Cross emphasizes the importance of quickly recognizing choking and acting swiftly to administer aid. 2. Gastrointestinal Blockage: Gastrointestinal blockage occurs when ingested objects obstruct the digestive tract. Shoes are not designed to be digestible, and their materials, such as rubber, fabric, and plastic, can cause serious blockages. The National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases highlights that these blockages can lead to severe pain, nausea, and, in extreme cases, require surgical intervention. 3. Exposure to Chemicals and Toxins: Shoes often contain harmful chemicals, including adhesives, dyes, and synthetic materials. When consumed, these substances can lead to poisoning or allergic reactions. The Environmental Protection Agency notes that long-term exposure to some chemicals can result in serious health problems such as organ damage or cancer. 4. Infection Risk: Infection risk arises from the presence of bacteria and fungi on shoes. Shoes are frequently exposed to dirty environments, which can harbor germs. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, ingesting contaminated materials may lead to infections, particularly in individuals with weakened immune systems, resulting in symptoms such as fever and diarrhea. ## What Types of Materials Are Found in Shoes and What Dangers Do They Pose? The types of materials commonly found in shoes include rubber, leather, synthetics, and textiles. Each of these materials can pose various dangers to wearers. 1. Rubber 2. Leather 3. Synthetics 4. Textiles Examining the types of materials used in shoes helps understand their associated risks. Some materials, like rubber, may pose allergic reactions, while synthetics can emit harmful chemicals. Each material has unique attributes that may affect user safety and comfort. 1. **Rubber** : Rubber is a common material in shoe outsoles. It provides grip and durability. However, exposure to certain chemicals in rubber can cause allergic reactions in sensitive individuals. A study by The American Journal of Public Health (2019) noted that around 10% of people may develop a latex allergy from prolonged contact with rubber products. 2. **Leather** : Leather is often used for upper shoe components. It is durable and provides a classic aesthetic. Nonetheless, leather production involves chemical tanning processes that can result in the release of toxic substances. According to the International Journal of Environmental Research and Public Health (2020), pollutants from leather tanning can lead to skin irritations and respiratory issues in susceptible individuals. 3. **Synthetics** : Synthetics such as polyurethane and PVC are prevalent in modern shoe production. These materials are lightweight and waterproof, increasing comfort and functionality. However, the manufacturing process can release volatile organic compounds (VOCs). The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) states that exposure to VOCs can lead to headaches, dizziness, and other health impairments. 4. **Textiles** : Textiles, including canvas and mesh, are used for breathability in shoes. While they enhance comfort, they can harbor bacteria and fungi if not maintained properly. A study published in the Journal of Foot and Ankle Research (2018) found that improperly cared-for textile shoes significantly increased the risk of dermatological infections. Overall, understanding the materials in shoes and their potential dangers will help consumers make informed choices and ensure their safety. ### What Potentially Toxic Substances Could Be Present in Different Shoe Materials? The potentially toxic substances present in different shoe materials can lead to health risks for individuals. 1. Phthalates 2. Lead 3. Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC) 4. Formaldehyde 5. Chemicals from adhesives and dyes 6. Heavy metals The presence of these substances raises concerns about shoe manufacturing practices and consumer safety. It is essential to understand each toxic substance to mitigate risks. 1. **Phthalates** : Phthalates are a group of chemicals used to make plastics more flexible. They often appear in shoe materials, particularly in synthetic components. Studies, like those published by the CDC in 2021, have shown that phthalates can disrupt hormone function. High levels of exposure have been linked to reproductive and developmental issues. 2. **Lead** : Lead can be found in certain shoe components, such as paint or decorative elements. The CDC states that lead exposure can cause significant health problems, especially in children. Chronic exposure can result in cognitive impairments and developmental delays. 3. **Polyvinyl Chloride (PVC)** : PVC is a type of plastic frequently used in shoe production. It can release harmful chemicals during its lifecycle. Research by the European Chemicals Agency indicates that the production and disposal of PVC contribute to environmental pollution and pose risks to human health. 4. **Formaldehyde** : Formaldehyde is a common substance in some adhesives and textiles. The World Health Organization acknowledges that formaldehyde can cause skin irritation and respiratory issues. Prolonged exposure is classified as a human carcinogen. 5. **Chemicals from adhesives and dyes** : Shoe manufacturing often involves various adhesives and dyes that may contain toxic substances. Exposure to these chemicals can lead to allergic reactions or sensitivities, as noted in a study by the American Contact Dermatitis Society. 6. **Heavy metals** : Heavy metals like arsenic, cadmium, and mercury can be present in pigments and materials used in shoes. The Environmental Protection Agency highlights that these metals can result in serious health issues, including organ damage and developmental problems. Understanding the presence of these potentially toxic substances emphasizes the need for safer manufacturing practices and informed consumer choices in the footwear industry. ## What Are the Digestive Consequences of Consuming Non-Food Items Like Shoes? Consuming non-food items like shoes can lead to serious digestive consequences and health risks. Ingesting such items is medically classified as pica, a disorder characterized by the craving and consumption of non-nutritive substances. 1. Physical Injury to the Digestive Tract 2. Toxic Chemical Exposure 3. Infections from Contaminated Material 4. Nutritional Deficiencies The potential consequences of eating shoes encompass various health risks and complications. 1. Physical Injury to the Digestive Tract: Eating a shoe can cause physical injury to the digestive tract. The hard and rigid materials can lead to perforations, tears, or blockages in the esophagus, stomach, or intestines. These injuries can cause severe pain, internal bleeding, or even life-threatening conditions. 2. Toxic Chemical Exposure: Shoes often contain toxic materials such as adhesive, dyes, and synthetic compounds. Ingesting these chemicals may result in poisoning, which can manifest as gastrointestinal distress, nausea, or systemic toxicity. For instance, a 2015 study by McGee et al. stressed the potential dangers of the chemicals found in footwear, emphasizing the risk of long-term health effects from systemic exposure. 3. Infections from Contaminated Material: Shoes can harbor bacteria, fungi, and parasites. Ingesting contaminated materials may lead to infections. A case reported in 2019 highlighted a person who developed severe gastrointestinal infections after consuming shoe parts, underscoring the dangers of non-food item consumption. 4. Nutritional Deficiencies: Consuming non-food items like shoes can lead to nutritional deficiencies. Pica may replace essential food intake, resulting in inadequate nutrient absorption. This can lead to weight loss, fatigue, and weakened immune function. According to a 2018 study by Smith et al., individuals with pica often show signs of anemia and nutrient deficiencies due to irregular eating habits. In summary, consuming non-food items like shoes poses significant digestive and health challenges, emphasizing the need for awareness and prevention. ## What Symptoms Should You Watch For After Eating a Shoe? The symptoms to watch for after eating a shoe include gastrointestinal distress, choking hazards, allergic reactions, and signs of poisoning. These can vary based on the shoe’s materials, the amount ingested, and individual health conditions. 1. Gastrointestinal Distress 2. Choking Hazards 3. Allergic Reactions 4. Poisoning Symptoms Gastrointestinal Distress: Gastrointestinal distress occurs when the body reacts to foreign objects in the digestive system. Symptoms may include nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. The presence of rubber, plastic, or leather materials can lead to obstruction, which is a serious condition requiring immediate medical attention. Choking Hazards: Choking hazards present a risk when ingesting hard and large objects like shoes. This can block the airways and lead to suffocation. Adults should assess if someone is choking and perform the Heimlich maneuver or call for emergency assistance if necessary. Allergic Reactions: Allergic reactions can emerge from contact with certain materials or chemicals used in shoes. Symptoms may include skin irritation, hives, or breathing difficulties. Individuals with known allergies to materials such as latex or specific adhesives should monitor for these reactions after ingestion. Poisoning Symptoms: Poisoning symptoms can arise if the shoe contains toxic substances or chemicals. Signs of poisoning may include dizziness, confusion, or loss of consciousness. Immediate medical help is crucial if these symptoms occur, as they can escalate quickly. Understanding these potential symptoms helps individuals recognize and address health risks following such an unusual incident. It’s essential to seek professional medical advice in any case of shoe ingestion. ## What Steps Should You Take If Someone Accidentally Eats a Shoe? If someone accidentally eats a shoe, it is important to take immediate action. You should seek medical assistance as soon as possible. 1. Assess the Situation 2. Contact Poison Control 3. Seek Medical Attention 4. Do Not Induce Vomiting 5. Provide Information to Medical Personnel Taking these steps is crucial for ensuring the person’s health and safety. Each point requires a careful approach to avoid further complications. 1. Assess the Situation: Assessing the situation involves determining the amount and type of shoe ingested. Different materials can have varied health impacts. For example, rubber or synthetic materials may cause choking or gastrointestinal blockage. 2. Contact Poison Control: Contacting poison control provides expert guidance in emergencies. They can advise whether the situation is life-threatening based on the shoe’s materials. The American Association of Poison Control Centers is a reliable source. They can offer strategies tailored to the specific circumstances. 3. Seek Medical Attention: Seeking medical attention is vital for anyone who ingests non-food items. Medical professionals can conduct necessary examinations. They may perform X-rays or other imaging tests to assess internal damage. 4. Do Not Induce Vomiting: In many cases, it is advised not to induce vomiting. This action could cause further harm, such as aspiration or injury to the esophagus. Experts recommend following the guidance of medical professionals instead. 5. Provide Information to Medical Personnel: Providing complete information to medical personnel is essential. This includes the shoe type, materials, and any symptoms experienced. Such details help doctors create effective treatment plans. In summary, if someone accidentally eats a shoe, it is crucial to act quickly and professionally. ## What Are the Long-Term Health Impacts of Eating Shoes? Eating shoes poses significant health risks and is not recommended. The long-term health impacts can include digestive issues, infections, and psychological concerns. 1. Digestive Problems 2. Infections 3. Nutritional Deficiencies 4. Psychological Issues 5. Potential Toxic Exposure Eating shoes can lead to various health concerns. Here are the detailed explanations of each point related to the long-term health impacts of eating shoes. 1. **Digestive Problems** : Eating shoes often results in digestive problems. Shoes are made of materials like rubber, leather, and synthetic fibers, which are not digestible. The ingestion can lead to blockages in the gastrointestinal tract. Symptoms may include stomach pain, vomiting, and constipation. In severe cases, medical intervention may be necessary. 2. **Infections** : Shoes are exposed to various bacteria and environmental contaminants. Ingesting a shoe can introduce harmful pathogens into the body, potentially leading to infections. A study by the American Journal of Infection Control (Pittet et al., 2006) highlights how shoes can be carriers of pathogens that pose risks to health. 3. **Nutritional Deficiencies** : Shoes provide no nutritional value to the body. Relying on non-food items for sustenance can lead to nutritional deficiencies. The body requires essential nutrients like vitamins and minerals for overall health. A lack of these can result in weakened immune function and other health complications. 4. **Psychological Issues** : Compulsive eating of non-food items, known as pica, can indicate underlying psychological issues. Individuals may have psychological disorders that manifest as a craving for non-nutritive substances. The American Psychological Association defines pica as an eating disorder, and treatment often involves addressing the underlying mental health concerns. 5. **Potential Toxic Exposure** : Many shoes are treated with chemicals during manufacturing. Ingesting these items can expose individuals to toxic substances, which may lead to long-term health complications. Prolonged exposure to these chemicals can result in serious health risks, as noted by the Environmental Protection Agency. In conclusion, the act of eating shoes is fraught with health risks. It can lead to severe digestive issues, infections, and long-term psychological health problems. These consequences make it clear that engaging in such behavior is detrimental to overall health. ## What Precautions Can Parents Take to Prevent Children from Eating Shoes? Parents can take several precautions to prevent children from eating shoes. These strategies focus on creating a safe environment and addressing the underlying behavioral issues. 1. Store shoes out of reach. 2. Use shoe storage bins. 3. Educate children about shoe hygiene. 4. Offer safe chewing alternatives. 5. Supervise playtime actively. 6. Reinforce positive behavior with praise. 7. Address underlying anxiety or stress. The following sections will explore each precaution in detail to help parents effectively manage this behavior. 1. **Store Shoes Out of Reach** : Storing shoes out of reach can deter children from accessing them. Parents should place shoes in high closets or shelves. According to a study by the American Academy of Pediatrics, keeping dangerous items out of reach is a fundamental safety practice for child-rearing. 2. **Use Shoe Storage Bins** : Utilizing shoe storage bins can provide both organization and deterrence. Clear bins allow children to see that shoes are stored but out of reach. The Child Safety Network recommends using clear containers as part of a broader strategy to prevent access to harmful items. 3. **Educate Children About Shoe Hygiene** : Teaching children about the bacteria and dirt that can be found on shoes can discourage them from chewing on them. Parents should explain that shoes can carry harmful germs. A study by the Journal of Hospital Infection reported that shoes can harbor pathogens that may lead to illness, emphasizing the importance of hygiene. 4. **Offer Safe Chewing Alternatives** : Providing safer alternatives, like chew toys, can satisfy a child’s urge to chew. Parents can introduce silicone or rubber chew toys that are safe and specifically designed for children. Research by the American Dental Association suggests that offering appropriate chewing options can deter children from chewing on inappropriate objects. 5. **Supervise Playtime Actively** : Supervision during playtime can minimize opportunities for children to eat shoes. Parents should engage in active monitoring and redirect attention if children approach shoes. According to the Child Development Institute, active supervision can significantly reduce the likelihood of harmful behaviors. 6. **Reinforce Positive Behavior with Praise** : Praising children for engaging with appropriate toys instead of shoes can reinforce positive behavior. Positive reinforcement is a well-documented behavioral technique, as shown in a study by the Journal of Behavioral Education, where acknowledging good behavior led to its repetition. 7. **Address Underlying Anxiety or Stress** : Understanding why a child may chew on shoes could involve identifying feelings of anxiety or stress. Consulting with a pediatrician or child psychologist can provide strategies for addressing emotional needs. Research published in the Journal of Child Psychology indicates that addressing emotional issues can reduce destructive behaviors. By implementing these precautions, parents can effectively deter children from eating shoes while fostering a safer and healthier environment. ## What Resources Can Provide Further Education on the Risks of Non-Food Ingestion? The following resources can provide further education on the risks of non-food ingestion: 1. Medical Journals 2. Poison Control Centers 3. Educational Websites 4. Government Health Agencies 5. Community Health Programs 6. Medical Professionals These resources offer diverse perspectives on the implications of ingesting non-food substances. They include viewpoints from health experts, scientific studies, and public health information, demonstrating varying levels of risk associated with different substances. 1. **Medical Journals** : Medical journals publish peer-reviewed studies on the health risks associated with non-food ingestion. They provide in-depth analyses and are primary sources of new findings. Studies in journals like “The American Journal of Emergency Medicine” often highlight case reports of non-food ingestion and associated complications. Research by Smith et al. (2021) documented incidents of children ingesting household items, focusing on outcomes and recommended treatments. 2. **Poison Control Centers** : Poison control centers offer immediate assistance and information on toxic ingestions. They have databases on various substances and their health implications. According to the National Capital Poison Center, they receive over 2.1 million calls annually, many related to non-food ingestion incidents. The advice from trained personnel can help prevent severe health outcomes. 3. **Educational Websites** : Educational websites provide user-friendly information on the dangers of non-food items. Websites like MedlinePlus and the CDC offer sections dedicated to poisoning risks. They explain symptoms, first aid measures, and preventative steps. For example, the CDC’s page on household chemicals warns about potential health dangers, helping readers understand safe practices. 4. **Government Health Agencies** : Government health agencies, like the FDA and EPA, provide guidelines and regulations around product safety. They evaluate materials commonly ingested non-food or deemed unsafe. The FDA has clear warnings on inedible items and substances, ensuring public awareness of risks and necessary precautions to take in case of ingestion. 5. **Community Health Programs** : Community health programs often hold workshops and distributed materials on safe practices regarding ingestion. These local initiatives educate about the risks of non-food ingestion, especially in vulnerable populations such as children. For instance, community health fairs can distribute pamphlets on the dangers of swallowing small household items. 6. **Medical Professionals** : Consultation with medical professionals offers personalized advice on non-food ingestion risks. Doctors and pediatricians can assess specific situations and provide tailored guidance. Their expertise includes diagnosing potential complications from ingesting inedible objects and how to mitigate risks. Continuing education about the risks of non-food ingestion is essential for prevention and safety. Utilizing these resources can greatly enhance understanding and response to such incidents. **Related Post:** * _Is it ok to workout without shoes_ * _What happens when you crease your shoes_ * _What happens to shoes when they are thrown away_ * _What happens to recycled shoes_ * _What happens to old shoes_
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 21/07/2026
perfectly positioned webcam
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 21/07/2026
People ask if I make up my stories or at least pad them. No, you did not literally hire people to rappel off your building to kill the family of baby birds in your chimney, you don’t even have a chimney and that isn’t a job
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 21/07/2026
For real, though, even stone cold sober, I am going to resort to profanity if someone’s event is about “Redefining Customer Centricity in an AI Focused Era”. Like that is basically the social media faux pas version of a successful insanity defense.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 21/07/2026
On information and belief, Mr. Singer almost certainly added, “and look, when you have that much to drink, you think you are indeed on your wife” to whichever Chronicle staffer drew the short straw and had to call him to fact check his quote. www.sfchronicle.com/crime/articl...
Screenshot of an excerpt from a San Francisco Chronicle article:

“They did not know what happened,” Singer said. “So the police said, ‘Look, normally you wait 24 hours, but given that it’s a prominent individual you probably should file a missing persons report sooner rather than later.’”

Singer added that, in addition to the home she shares with her wife in San Francisco, Forbes owns a houseboat in Sausalito. 

“During her mental crisis, she may have believed that she was indeed on her boat when she was found,” Singer said. 

Forbes was ultimately found Saturday morning just after 6 a.m., when Marin County sheriff’s deputies were called to the Sausalito Yacht Harbor in response to a noise complaint, officials said. 

Inside a 66-foot, three-story yacht that she did not own, Forbes was seen manipulating the boat’s controls “as if she was attempting to steal the vessel,” said Lt. Domenick Yazzolino. Deputies additionally found empty alcohol bottles aboard the yacht, officials said.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 21/07/2026
Gentrification vignette: improvements, community reinvestment, AI bros ruin everything, all in less than two minutes. If this were any more on the nose it would be your mom’s ass.
Screenshot of a text exchange:

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What is the plant store natural wine bar and I assume they sell nonalcoholic?

Yes! Arcana.
They have beautiful plants and weird wine and the Australian wiccan raisin and sand stuff I had such a hard time finding

They also leased the abandoned bank on my corner with permits for a nightclub

Mission Local claims it'll be a lesbian cabaret, which sounds profitable and durable

[redacted] bought me a pair of linen pants, and I go there in linen and Birkenstocks with painted toenails and stare at my iPad

I love my neighborhood, and that's why I am committing so much of someone else's money to zhuzshing up my apartment nowScreenshot of a text exchange

[Google Maps embed]

“Arcana. Dogs allowed”

Does Google add that or did they change their business name in Google places to include dogs allowed lol

I love this for us

Fuck me, a buyout tonight

[photo preview of a closed gate in front of a restaurant; a sign is on an easel]Closeup of the photograph. “USER TESTING. Welcome to Dinner & Discussion. Redefining Customer-Centricity [sic] in an AI-Focused Era”
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Steven Lucy @slucy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not even an Oxford Comma could save this headline.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 20/07/2026
Not much funnier than an AI for ironing boards cheating on SOC2 using AI. I mean, there is, but this is a family site. How does it compare to when everyone pretended to be shocked that Delve was a trenchcoat of frauds standing on each other’s shoulders? www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
bleepingcomputer.com
An AI SOC Evaluation Guide for Security Leaders
Choosing an AI SOC platform requires understanding how it will perform in your own environment, not just during an evaluation. Prophet Security shares a practical framework for assessing AI SOC soluti...
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taber @kvetch.gay · 20/07/2026
if anybody has advice on keeping your spirits up through a very long complex injury recovery/period out of work, I'd love to hear what's helped! having a lot of trouble falling asleep lately after days that are so the same, too much time to think and worry
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 19/07/2026
Home organizing is basically an adjustable rate mortgage. Like, I understand why past me needed to take this on, but, Christ, how expensive to clean up.
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Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If I had known that the prize for finishing third place in the World Cup was that you got to arrest the Tate Brothers, I would’ve played much harder.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 19/07/2026
… and Linux support will arrive in late 2028 www.phoronix.com/news/Last-MP...
phoronix.com
The Last MPEG-4 Visual Patent Has Expired
If you are looking for a reason to celebrate today, the last of the MPEG-4 Part 2 patents expired today.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 18/07/2026
Rhetorical question: why isn’t this a product liability tort? Making and selling a car that isn’t speed-governed, not least because it doesn’t have brakes, suspension, or tires to operate at 140 mph safely, even at a track day, let alone on a road, seems negligent. www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...
kron4.com
Tesla drove 142 mph before mom and toddler killed on Highway 87 in San Jose: DA
SAN JOSE, Calif. (KRON) —  A Tesla driver was arrested and charged with murder this week after a mother and her baby died in a fiery crash on Highway 87 in San Jose. The Tesla driver, 31…
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 12/07/2026
Indulge me for being treacly: for a while there was a consensus opinion I'd never see this place again, and here the hell I am. A whole lot of people helped me get here and if I list all of you, I'll still forget someone, so let's round up and say I love all of you. Go Giants!
A MCU of Jon Cowperthwait, ragged but alive, behind the right field scoreboard at Oracle Park. He is wearing a baseball jerky and cap and a sentimental face.
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Jonathan E Cowperthwait @cowp.co · 11/07/2026
What, no, definitely not subtweeting AI, just saying, if one of you #founders launches a pipeline #product and names it “141st Mall” (.ai), Drinks on me. Crush on! You got this!
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Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
TIL in the mid-1990s shopping malls were being constructed in the US at a rate of 140 per year. But in 2001, a study found that underperforming and vacant malls ("greyfield" and "dead mall" estates) w...
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence
a screenshot of a facebook post of a photo of an rv with "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!!" scrawled on the back. 

meta ai suggests:
- Baby-eating restaurants in Denver
- Denver's population
- Denver's unique food scene
- Restaurants that serve babies
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