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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
‘tis the season 🎃
silly muscled up dude having fun embracing fall by showing his love for pumpkins. 

RAW next question.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/09/2026
congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable
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Pair of great tits @sockitumee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man: I consent
Woman: I consent
Flag of the UK: I don't!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!
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Pair of great tits @sockitumee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pyra, Mythra and Nia's Japanese names literally mean "Fire," "Light," and "Meow" You're really shocked that their kids are "Fire-Light," "Light-Fire," and "Meow"?
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
how do you simplify the fraction 5/10? well it's pretty simple,
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Actually you know what, let me just
A still of the character Chihiro in the film “Spirited Away”. A character called No Face is offering her a pile of false gold that has been edited and overlayed with the logos of Claude, OpenAI and Grok. She is saying, “I don’t want any. I don’t need any.”
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh no, how will millions of people make do without a thing that functionally did not exist four years ago
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Valentine 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷🐇 @bunnybelmont.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
please ignore this game, suda and james gunn are not involved, it’s an AI game (confirmed) from a company that loves AI play an actual suda game on steam right now called KILLER7, which is one of the best games ever made also no more heroes and the silver case and killer is dead, just to name more
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Pair of great tits @sockitumee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What gif pops up when you type in your name?
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Simpsons Daryl Strawberry
ALT: Simpsons Daryl Strawberry
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🆕 K is for Katana #comics #swordscomic
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
it’s never been about protecting women’s sports.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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M3BIUS//F0X (Commissions Open) @m3biusf0x.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"There's only anime and manga about teens here!"
"WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SHONEN AISLE!!"
quoting to the post
"i love anime but why the fuck are they allergic to making their characters above 18 years old"
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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Quite frankly, how dare Black Jack look like this all the damn time, how is anything else supposed to compete with this?
Black Jack hugging a girl in a room full of flowersClose up of Black Jack's face, with a wild lookBlack Jack walking through the snow in the distanceBlack Jack laying down on his back, melting
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Ready Player Two movie is officially in the works"
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Pair of great tits @sockitumee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I know he's already beyond parody, but El*n M*skfiring missiles at the moon is some real Cartoon Supervillain shit
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Fred Smith @fredsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Everyone in these games generally gets an official portrait from the character designer and I think it's important to stress that Anatolia here's official portrait is her showing off the gun and her shoulder holster
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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Jeremy Pober @jpober.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Westley/The Dread Pirate Roberts (Cary Elwes), wearing a black shirt, a black cap, and a black mask over his eyes and nose, says "Immigration is good: anyone who says differently is selling something (fascism)
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tohno Akiha, who admittedly only has two maids, with a speech bubble added beneath her.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Happy Wednesday....
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AugustRiot 😝 @irritableboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I agree with the take that you actually couldn't make Blazing Saddles today because it has too many jokes about how racist white people are.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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Pair of great tits @sockitumee.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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All Scenes of Jean Grey
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Plokster 👽 @plokster.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bugs Bunny tuxedo meme that reads "I wish Gooseworx a very pleasant" Followed by an image of Mashahiro Sakurai captioned "Never ask me for anything ever again"
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The Other Other Mike Myers @battlehork.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
remember that time dril saw Utena
strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It is absolutely true that Dems need to win swing voters to win elections. The misdiagnosis is that swing voters are “moderates.” They are not. They have almost entirely incoherent politics. You don’t win them from the middle. You appeal to your base with conviction and hope swings like the vibes.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 22/06/2026
tadc finale into adolescence of utena into deltarune ch 5 all on the final week of pride month is sick work. literally going to kill or transform people
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Top: we already lisr the war. Its done.

Bottom: but we have to lose it from different angles. Again and again and again and again.
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jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 21/06/2026
"Expecting me to read books and look up words is discriminatory" is for sure a viewpoint that crops up online, and it's very important to make fun of it every time
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Dave Wiskus @dwisk.us · 21/06/2026
I’m not surprised the Knicks won, their logo is a basketball. You can’t beat that kind of commitment.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 20/06/2026
‘Lilo & Stitch’ creators Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois have shared a piece of artwork honoring the late Daveigh Chase. Chase voiced Lilo in the ‘Lilo & Stitch’ film.
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🌍✈️🫘A Traveling Ass Bean🫘✈️🌍 @haughtybynature.blacksky.app · 19/06/2026
Happy Juneteenth, frens!
Historic chair swat from the Montgomery Riverfront Brawl
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
from japanese wikipedia (autotranslated to english)
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Awful Taste But Great Execution @awfulbutgreat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Man throwing shoe at George W Bush gold ring
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seeing the Peter Serafinowicz Harry Potter announcement just made me think, once again, about this excellent James Acaster bit from Off Menu.
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🔸Rafael Françoi🔸 @rathaelos.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
From the Glasgow antiracist rally.
Man in a crowd holding up a sign saying "racism is weird, have you tried hobbies?"
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Genial Black Man @trecoolx.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"Why tear down the Berlin Wall? What do you replace it with?"
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
it is really important to be loud about this stuff because it's typically kept very quiet to enable people to go "See? Nothing happened, it was just people being dramatic"
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